How do I hook up w/ my hot cleaning lady that doesn't speak English?

[Tyler Durden]

I have two cleaning ladies, they show up every other week and one is pretty good looking and also friendly. I think she's from Peru. I speak Spanish pretty well but not well enough to mack on a girl. She speaks limited English. She's often in my room, which is good.

Any ideas? thanks much.

[tbach24]

Throw a pile of money at her. This is too obvious.

Edit- after throwing the money at her, whip your cock at and slap her with it, she'll understand.

[DemonDeac]

watch "Love Actually"
same thing goes on in movie
step one is learning spanish well
other steps you'll have to watch yourself. its a good movie

or tease her with a green card

[istewart]

Watch the Seinfeld episode. Report back.

[asofel]

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I have two cleaning ladies, they show up every other week and one is pretty good looking and also friendly. I think she's from Peru. I speak Spanish pretty well but not well enough to mack on a girl. She speaks limited English. She's often in my room, which is good.

Any ideas? thanks much.

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what kind of vibe have you gotten from her? there's a girl who works at chipotle down the street who speaks some english, but more than that there's always a smile on her face. If you can get any sort of flirting going a simple "so when am I taking you out" with a smile should get your foot in the door. After that, its up to you to get your other foot in the other door.

[Sponger15SB]

Walk around naked. When she sees you, insist that she does the same so it won't be so awkward.

[RunDownHouse]

Learn the language overnight, a la John Travolta.

[felson]

Try telling her, "Acabé 126 en la serie de mundo de póker."

[Iplayragstoo]

www.hotlatinomaids.com (http://www.hotlatinomaids.com)

[banditbdl]

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watch "Love Actually"

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I'm gonna go out a limb here, but I don't think this is happening unless the Peruvian Pad-Cleaner is letting Tyler fondle her while they watch it.

[M2d]

How about you ask her: "would you like to go on a date with me?" she should have enough english to understand that.

[MoreWineII]

Walk into the room and drop trou. That's the universal code for "you suck me now."

[M2d]

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Walk into the room and drop trou. That's the universal code for "you suck me now."

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if possible, have some groovy seventies porn music playing in the background. perm your hair and wear a medallion while you're at it.

[istewart]

Start up a little Chipotle vs. Qdoba debate.

[Blarg]

Whatever you do, don't ever get where she's from mixed up with anywhere else. A lot of South and Central Americans get really offended by every other Latin American country but their own. It's pretty funny to hear some Latino friends of mine sometimes competitively putting down every single other Latin country.

By which I mean to say, just because today is Cinco de Mayo, don't congratulate a Peruvian.

[Matty]

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Walk into the room and drop trou. That's the universal code for "you suck me now."

[/ QUOTE ]God I miss Bill.

[Jules22]

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www.hotlatinomaids.com (http://www.hotlatinomaids.com)

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rofl! i clicked on that fully expecting to get 404`d. nh!

[PoBoy321]

Walk out of the shower naked, like you didn't notice she was there.

[whiskeytown]

I believe "Love Actually" covers this situation - rent it.

Memory is a bit fuzzy (I might have been drunk) - but I believe it involed him and her somehow getting wet out in the rain and having to dry off -

RB

[Uglyowl]

When this hot lil chica walked in with my towels, I knew it was gonna be a good time. All I had to do was whip out a couple pesos and this spicy latin snatch was all mine! I bent her over the chair and drove it all the way home.

From the dirtylatina website... I think it will work.

[DemonDeac]

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watch "Love Actually"

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I'm gonna go out a limb here, but I don't think this is happening unless the Peruvian Pad-Cleaner is letting Tyler fondle her while they watch it.

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/images/graemlins/wink.gif. you never know

[Lawrence Ng]

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Any ideas? thanks much

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Sucky Sucky for $10?

Lawrence

[dibbs]

Alcohol is a universal language. Working on some spanish could be good too though

[jakethebake]

I'm pretty sure the thing to do is...






























































































































































...POST SOME GODDAMN PICS!!!!!

[Blackjack]

Just hit that [censored]. Be upfront and more forward though. She'll get it.

Or buy a fake greencard and frame it. Make the plaque say "This could be yours!"

[Leo99]

You are the master asking us fools how to hook up? Kind of like Sklansky asking us for advice in limit HE.

Actually, I have a friend that hooks up with quite a few Peruvians. He's always leaving work for a few hours to go assist his cleaning lady. Give it a go! The worst that happens is she says no and proceeds to steal enough little things so you lose your mind.

[wh1t3bread]

ask your damn peruvian roomate to interpret.

[fingokra]

lol nice

[Yobz]

I love your avatar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/8539b134.gif

[jdl22]

chupame la polla.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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I have two cleaning ladies, they show up every other week and one is pretty good looking and also friendly. I think she's from Peru. I speak Spanish pretty well but not well enough to mack on a girl. She speaks limited English. She's often in my room, which is good.

Any ideas? thanks much.

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Idea:
Don't take advantage of this power imbalance.
Be a decent human being.

If you're truly interested in her, talk to her like a normal person (albeit in Spanish, yes, you'll just have to learn) and find out what she's interested in, where she hangs out, etc.

That means, do not "mack."

Then, go where she hangs out. Meet her on neutral ground and begin macking there.

Consider the possibility that she does speak English and has pretended not to because it's easier than dealing with the awkward situation of telling her boss she doesn't want to date him.

If she's hot, she gets hit on by her bosses all the time.

Otis,
your caring and thoughtful mentor in the ways of macking on hot Peruvian cleaning women.

[J_V]

Freeroll. Say whatever you want. How bad can she hurt your feelings in Peruvian?