How many 2+2ers?

[Duke]

Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.

~D

[PoBoy321]

Which forum?

I figure I could take 2 OOTiots, 4 or 5 Mid/High-Stakes posters and up to two dozen WPT Forum posters.

[Sponger15SB]

Avg run of the mill 2+2er....... zero

[jaxUp]

One tops. I am a pussy.

[nothumb]

"All of them."

Actually, in all seriousness, out of OOT, I'm guessing 3.

NT

[Duke]

Well you're pretty skinny and probably don't have interest in fighting anyhow, so that's reasonable. The mean should end up being about 1, I think, though I bet it'll be more than 2.

~D

[Duke]

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up to two dozen WPT Forum posters.

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Nice.

~D

[Reef]

If it's one after the other, I say 2. If it's royal rumble, 1.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

1:1 versus the internet finger type.

[PokerFink]

How close is Evan to "average run-of-the-mill 2+2er"?

[Zeno]

[ QUOTE ]
Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.


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Interesting that 'take' is always assumed in the physical sense.

In my case it is much more than 4. Or, to put it another way, there are probably only 4 of all the 2+2'ers now in existence that could 'take' me.

And you are not one of them, sorry to say, Mr. Duke.

Le Misanthrope

[Chobohoya]

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How close is Evan to "average run-of-the-mill 2+2er"?

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. I think I could probably take any 6 or so bruisers, but evan's a good choice too. Unless he has that innate asian martial arts thing you see in movies.

[mr pink]

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evan's a good choice too. Unless he has that innate asian martial arts thing you see in movies.

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someone should inform evan that he's asian

[Sponger15SB]

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In my case it is much more than 4. Or, to put it another way, there are probably only 4 of all the 2+2'ers now in existence that could 'take' me.

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Why do you say this? Are you like a mixed martial artist who competes in UFC matches or somthing?

[Josh W]

All except Pimp Little Michael Davis.

[Skipbidder]

Do you really expect 2+2ers to be able to attack you in a coordinated fashion? They can barely hold their heads up.
When the first 2+2ers gets whupped, the others are just going to run away or start to cry. Provided that I get to wear a cup, I think that the answer is "all of them".

[whiskeytown]

I could take about 7 - one in the front seat, and 6 in the back of the pickup -

but where do you want me to take them?

RB

[brassnuts]

Unless you're an extremely good fighter, taking on 2 semi-competent people would be very hard. Taking on more than 2 would be a very very very difficult.

[Chobohoya]

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someone should inform evan that he's asian

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Doh! I coulda sworn I remembered that from some picture of him next to a stack of chips bigger than he was. My bad.

[Matty]

If by average you mean the guys in the hot tub and sponger, 3.

If by average you mean The Dude, 1.

Those are the only pictures I remember right now.

[Michael Davis]

"Unless he has that innate asian martial arts thing you see in movie"

He would have had to learn it. I think that's logically inconsistent with innate.

-Michael

[thatpfunk]

Two if they are bruiser, sponger, dead, evan sized.

[Yobz]

Do I count myself, because then it gets very complicated...if I knock myself out, does it count as 1 or 0? This makes my brain hurt...

[James282]

I assume you mean "how many could you take at once?" Probably about .5, but who knows, from what I've read some 2+2ers are so fat that I might be able to tire them out enough to beat them. I probably underestimate how incredibly unathletic some 2+2ers are too, so hmm. I guess I'll say 1.
-James

EDIT: Also, is this in a confined space? Because otherwise I could probably just keep running until the average 2+2er got tired out and beat them 1 by 1 in their wearied state.

[felson]

Fewer than 1. Somebody's gotta drag the average down.

[Justin A]

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I assume you mean "how many could you take at once?" Probably about .5, but who knows, from what I've read some 2+2ers are so fat that I might be able to tire them out enough to beat them. I probably underestimate how incredibly unathletic some 2+2ers are too, so hmm. I guess I'll say 1.
-James

EDIT: Also, is this in a confined space? Because otherwise I could probably just keep running until the average 2+2er got tired out and beat them 1 by 1 in their wearied state.

[/ QUOTE ]

Fat people generally do well in fights.

[B00T]

I only wanna take one. BigSteve. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[johnnybeef]

look at my avatar.....id have to say all of them

[Lawrence Ng]

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How many of them could you take?

[/ QUOTE ]

Take where? A movie? One-on-One fight? Ass-ram before my c*ck falls off?

Lawrence

[Jazza]

maybe 1

i have limited fighting experience

[Zoltri]

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Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.

~D

[/ QUOTE ]

Could you imagine if this question was posed in a gay forum? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Th3Answer]

2

[JaBlue]

Probably like 3

[Blarg]

I thought the question was gonna be, how many average 2+2'ers would it take to eat three gallons of mayonaisse in an hour.

This may be controversial, but I'm gonna say, more than one.

[jakethebake]

Hilarious! This is gonna be like one of those driving surveys where 96% think they're above average drivers. Every 2+2er can take on 2+ average 2+2ers. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[beerbandit]

0-2


hopefully i wouldnt draw sup bro?


cheers

[Duke]

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Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.


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Interesting that 'take' is always assumed in the physical sense.

In my case it is much more than 4. Or, to put it another way, there are probably only 4 of all the 2+2'ers now in existence that could 'take' me.

And you are not one of them, sorry to say, Mr. Duke.

Le Misanthrope

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Are you referring to taking them sexually, or intellectually, or what?

~D

[Duke]

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How many of them could you take?

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Take where? A movie? One-on-One fight? Ass-ram before my c*ck falls off?

Lawrence

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In the same fashion that we were "taking" the 5 year olds, and now 12 year olds.

~D

[Duke]

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Unless you're an extremely good fighter, taking on 2 semi-competent people would be very hard. Taking on more than 2 would be a very very very difficult.

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Agreed. I might be erring on the side of them being "small, scrawny, never took a punch in their life."

And I fully agree about it being difficult. I'm not only much bigger than average (though I'm certain there are people larger than me), I spent many years learning how to incapacitate people very quickly.

Make them a little bigger or more competent on average and my '4' would drop to 3 or 2 rather quickly.

~D

[Duke]

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0-2


hopefully i wouldnt draw sup bro?


cheers

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I was assuming that I'd be lucky enough to avoid his particular can of whoop-ass.

~D

[beerbandit]

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maybe 1

i have limited fighting experience

[/ QUOTE ]

how many in a walk off?

[Evan]

Do I really look Asian in this pic?

http://www.freepichosting.com/Thumbs/421580461/18/1.jpg

[Zoltri]

I'll take Evan. I'm bigger than you man.
Then I'll take your stack. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[BottlesOf]

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someone should inform evan that he's asian

[/ QUOTE ]

Evan, you are asian.

[Skipbidder]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.

~D

[/ QUOTE ]

Could you imagine if this question was posed in a gay forum? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

This isn't a gay forum?

[SomethingClever]

1.25

I'm a little taller and a lot more athletic than average, but I only weigh 170, so that's a pretty limiting factor against many opponents.

[chaas4747]

3 even with my advanced age.

[jdl22]

[ QUOTE ]
Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.

~D

[/ QUOTE ]

Is this at the same time, or just how many 2+2ers asses could I kick in individual fights?

[Duke]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Take your average run-of-the-mill 2+2er. How many of them could you take?

I say 4. Discuss.

~D

[/ QUOTE ]

Is this at the same time, or just how many 2+2ers asses could I kick in individual fights?

[/ QUOTE ]

All at once.

~D

[nolanfan34]

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If by average you mean the guys in the hot tub and sponger, 3.

If by average you mean The Dude, 1.

Those are the only pictures I remember right now.

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I don't know if you could take The Dude. I've met The Dude in person, he's like a shorter version of sup bro.

[Evan]

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I don't know if you could take The Dude. I've met The Dude in person, he's like a shorter version of sup bro.


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I agree. When The Dude goes all in, you'll know it....just ask GoT.

[Duke]

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If by average you mean the guys in the hot tub and sponger, 3.

If by average you mean The Dude, 1.

Those are the only pictures I remember right now.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know if you could take The Dude. I've met The Dude in person, he's like a shorter version of sup bro.

[/ QUOTE ]

I assume he's built like Bolo from Bloodsport. If that were the average 2+2er I'd have to say 1 as well, and that's hoping that he doesn't know how to fight.

Obviously, all else being equal, the bigger and stronger guy will win. But if one guy is built like a brick shithouse and doesn't know how to fight at all, a little skinny dude with the right training could kill him. Maybe not beat him up, but kill him.

It's more difficult to beat someone up without causing permanent damage than to just incapacitate them.

~D

[Blarg]

Exponentially more difficult.

[swede123]

I'm not much of a fighter, but I'm big enough and strong enough that I'd probably be able to handle at least a couple of you bastards. Bring it on!

Swede

[ethan]

I'd say facing one, I'll win about 90% of the time. Facing two, maybe more like 20%. Facing three...maybe 5%.

[CCass]

1, no more than 2.

Remember, for every Evan, Bruiser, and Dead that you think is smaller than normal, there is probably an equal number of 2+2'ers that are bigger than usual.

[Zeno]

Since I partialy misinterperted your remarkable post, due mainly to may sparse posting, lackluster effort to keep up with lastest OOT Forum gossip and goings on, brain cell disease, and paucity of cranium space and brain matter utilitization; my initial post lacks the full power I wanted and falls rather limp in the dust. Still, I could take on just about all and have no remorse of killing everyone with a modern fifty-caliber gattling gun that shoots 1,000 rpm. That's just the type of person I am.

That said, it is a human trait that physical dominance is a default posture of most humans with all the sexual over and under tones attached to it. Nothing new in that.

Taking on the sexual aspect would be interesting. Say I had sex with a female donkey, a male ape, and an empty coke bottle. If someone does 'better' have I been 'taken'? Completely rhetorical question.

The gamesmanship of intellecually 'taking someone' or being 'taken by someone' is an ever present battle on this and every other 2+2 forum. David Hume, possibly, could win a battle with me, but since he is roasting in Hell the test will not come until I join him there. I hope to see you in Hell also Mr. Duke and you can referee the contest.

Best Regards,

Le Misanthrope