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ddubois
05-05-2005, 12:57 AM
A few years ago, I would go to random local porn store and look around at merchandise, select a movie based on the attractiveness of the females on the cover, pay $30+ for a disk (or VHS a few years earlier), get it home, and more often than not, be very dissappointed. Usually the girls were not nearly as attractive as the covers, or there would be too much story and not enough action, or it would be too short, or whatever. And $30 is too much for one DVD anyway IMO. It's been a few years since I went through this ritual.

Now it's 2005 and porn is supposedly all over the internet, but I don't know where to get it. I don't want to spend $30 on junk anymore, that's for sure. And I don't want to throw money at random .com's hoping to get something good. I found myfreesite.com (or something like that), with lots of free downloadable content, but the video quality is awful, and the girls are mostly blah. It saddens me how trivial it is to get movie review on the web at imdb or whatever for 'real' movies, but there's no website giving objective and comprehensive porn reviews, AFAIK.

So where can I get high/DVD-quality porn with really hot women who convincingly act like they are enjoying sex at a reasonable cost? If there was something like a NetFlix for porn, that could be ideal, as I can burn copies of the DVDs for later. (I've been abusing my local Blockbuster the last month in this regard.) Advise?

istewart
05-05-2005, 01:03 AM
www.kowalskypage.com (http://www.kowalskypage.com)

mason55
05-05-2005, 01:05 AM
sugardvd.com

nothumb
05-05-2005, 01:06 AM
Your post is about three paragraphs longer than necessary.

Also, this comes up once a week in this forum. Not that I think there's anything we can do about it.

NT

Skipbidder
05-05-2005, 01:07 AM
Obviously, it depends what you like.
If you happen to want a little hot girl on girl action, then I'd recommend taking a look at www.lezlovevideo.com (http://www.lezlovevideo.com)

They have extensive reviews of many movies. They also sell dvds at prices cheaper than you are likely to find at your local store. They also have some titles that are unavailable elsewhere.
I think it beats scrounging for crappy free clips and dodging viruses and such.

mason55
05-05-2005, 01:08 AM
BY THE WAY... there's this great service called "google" located at www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

If you do a search for adult netflix or porn netflix you'll come up with a bunch of matches. I know it's difficult to discover things on your own, but try it.

Soul Daddy
05-05-2005, 01:33 AM
A great resource. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2065086&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1)

IggyWH
05-05-2005, 01:36 AM
It's a pay porn site on the internet, but if it's videos that you want, you don't get any better than :

http://www.deluxepass.com/index.php

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
05-05-2005, 01:53 AM
my FTP server. PM me for an acount.

BusterStacks
05-05-2005, 01:56 AM
Your FTP server is complete crap.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
05-05-2005, 02:05 AM
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Your FTP server is complete crap.

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thats funny... i dont seem to have a log of you ever being on it?!?!?

AsiaKurosawa
05-05-2005, 03:29 AM
Good Vibrations does have a mail order rental (all of the titles it carries in store? not sure)... $5/each and you pay shipping, 7 day rental. http://rentals.goodvibes.com

For purchase, Good Vibrations has a "curated" porn collection (by carol queen); selected for being quality as well as *!!!*... Most if not all have reviews and info about the genre you may be looking for. http://tinyurl.com/9p7mh

If you're in the bay area (Berkeley, San Francisco), the local shops have rentals of the same. Very non-weird atmosphere, more couples (hetero/[censored]) than single customers in the store-- an option if you're local & don't want to pay the shipping fees. I think cost is the same in-store as out, not sure (really).

aK
gamesgrid

rmarotti
05-05-2005, 03:30 AM
This is the sort of post that makes OOT great.

balkii
05-05-2005, 03:33 AM
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Your FTP server is complete crap.

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thats funny... i dont seem to have a log of you ever being on it?!?!?

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thats cause your noobass server caps D/L at 5k so you can play world of gaycraft.

ddubois
05-05-2005, 03:38 AM
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BY THE WAY... there's this great service called "google"

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Yes, I'm sure googling for porn would be superfantastic for finding the wheat from the chaff.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
05-05-2005, 05:08 AM
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Your FTP server is complete crap.

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thats funny... i dont seem to have a log of you ever being on it?!?!?

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thats cause your noobass server caps D/L at 5k so you can play world of gaycraft.

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you win.

i wanna be me
05-05-2005, 05:12 AM
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BY THE WAY... there's this great service called "google"

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Yes, I'm sure googling for porn would be superfantastic for finding the wheat from the chaff.

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well done sir

Eihli
05-05-2005, 08:54 AM
No it isn't. This is nothing. You are a [censored] moron.


To the OP: Nobody should have to ask where to find porn on the internet. It's like finding hay in a hay-stack.

purnell
05-05-2005, 08:58 AM
You can get good porn in the land of kazaa. You can get bad porn there too. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Overdrive
05-05-2005, 09:26 AM
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A few years ago, I would go to random local porn store and look around at merchandise, select a movie based on the attractiveness of the females on the cover, pay $30+ for a disk (or VHS a few years earlier), get it home, and more often than not, be very dissappointed. Usually the girls were not nearly as attractive as the covers, or there would be too much story and not enough action, or it would be too short, or whatever. And $30 is too much for one DVD anyway IMO. It's been a few years since I went through this ritual.

Now it's 2005 and porn is supposedly all over the internet, but I don't know where to get it. I don't want to spend $30 on junk anymore, that's for sure. And I don't want to throw money at random .com's hoping to get something good. I found myfreesite.com (or something like that), with lots of free downloadable content, but the video quality is awful, and the girls are mostly blah. It saddens me how trivial it is to get movie review on the web at imdb or whatever for 'real' movies, but there's no website giving objective and comprehensive porn reviews, AFAIK.

So where can I get high/DVD-quality porn with really hot women who convincingly act like they are enjoying sex at a reasonable cost? If there was something like a NetFlix for porn, that could be ideal, as I can burn copies of the DVDs for later. (I've been abusing my local Blockbuster the last month in this regard.) Advise?

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www.bushdvd.com (http://www.bushdvd.com) is a really great adult dvd rental service. I have used them for a couple years and haven't had any problems. They also have a VERY cool 'zoom' feature on their website so you can get a real close look at the boxcover pics if you want. I tried a couple others, but bushdvd.com is without a doubt the best 'adultnetflix' service.

moondogg
05-05-2005, 09:32 AM
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No it isn't. This is nothing. You are a [censored] moron.


To the OP: Nobody should have to ask where to find porn on the internet. It's like finding hay in a hay-stack.

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He didn't ask where to find porn on the internet.

He asked where to find good porn on the internet, which is a much different question.

Trainwreck
05-05-2005, 11:44 AM
For reasonably priced adult DVDs:

www.fivestardvd.com (http://www.fivestardvd.com)
www.dvdadvantage.com (http://www.dvdadvantage.com) (has streamable videos for less than full purchase price)

Those 2 are all you should need to get what you want! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

>TW<

rmarotti
05-05-2005, 04:46 PM
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I am a [censored] moron.



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fyp, c[/i]ockboy

mason55
05-05-2005, 09:45 PM
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BY THE WAY... there's this great service called "google"

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Yes, I'm sure googling for porn would be superfantastic for finding the wheat from the chaff.

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If you weren't too busy being a retard you could see that I told him what to search for so he could find many of the services he waslooking for.

Please play again.

ddubois
05-09-2005, 08:45 PM
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If you weren't too busy being a retard you could see that I told him what to search for so he could find many of the services he waslooking for.

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Fair enough, although in retrospect I realize a netflix isn't what I really want, since my in-laws see my mail before me. Maybe Overdrive can allay these concerns with a description of the packaging?

I probably do want to use the internet for this, and am dissapointed that 8 different responders gave 8 different URLs.

PS: What's with the pronouns?

Brain
05-09-2005, 10:46 PM
I know I saw the "Just [censored] google it" pic in an OOT post. Somebody please post it. A few people at work need to see it.

bholdr
05-09-2005, 10:56 PM
here (http://www.xxx-xxx-xxx.net/tid/822/index.cfm?fuseaction=Account.ShowNewUser) you can pay by-the-minute or by-the-movie (they have 30k films available). you get like 230 minutes for $20. i don't know about you guys, but that would last me like two or three months.

i know that if i were the kind of guy that watched porn on the internet, this is where i would go. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

AncientPC
05-10-2005, 02:40 AM
www.puretna.com (http://www.puretna.com)

four eight suited
05-10-2005, 03:51 AM
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So where can I get high/DVD-quality porn with really hot women who convincingly act like they are enjoying sex at a reasonable cost? If there was something like a NetFlix for porn, that could be ideal, as I can burn copies of the DVDs for later. (I've been abusing my local Blockbuster the last month in this regard.) Advise?

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Holy crap, people pay for porn?


damn you college ethernet for shielding me from the experience of ever purchasing a porn dvd


some might enjoy sublimedirectory if nothing else

AncientPC
05-10-2005, 04:24 AM
Back in 2000 some guy living on a dorm at UT Austin shared 10+ GB of porn across the intranet.

While internet bandwith was capped at 5GB / wk, intranet bandwith was unlimited. That guy's computer got hammered so much . . .

Cry Me A River
05-10-2005, 04:53 AM
Usenet.


Thread over.

Blarg
05-10-2005, 05:01 AM
www.persiankitty.com (http://www.persiankitty.com)