11-21-2002, 01:41 PM
It would appear the SPM picked up a bad virus in Vegas. /forums/images/icons/frown.gif It must be some kind poker strain that he picked up at the Mirage. With all those filthy chips unsavory looking locals and dealer sniffles it's not surprising he would get infected. The infection has a compounding effect that influences not only the SPM but also his red chip army. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif Sargent Big Slick fell into the muck several times after the flop. Unable to run fast or jump high to the river. He's a top Sargent in the SPM's army and has been in good shape most of his military career. When a big guy like that gets sick it has a trickle down effect on the other enlisted Chipsters. Sickbay has been over run with this virus and a quarantine may go into effect this weekend if it persists. /forums/images/icons/confused.gif
This virus is an airborne virus and it can reach speeds of sixty to seventy three miles per hour. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif One pony tailed pro at Hollywood casino had it last night and it put his game into a spin. He was actually seen raising with and early position throw away hand. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif You might think anyone can make that play but here's what you don't know. He's so tight you couldn't get a greased bee bee up his posterior. So one side effect of this virus is pre-flop madness.
Some Chipsters seem to be immune to the disease now commonly known as "e-colon evacuation." The SPM did some research on e-colon evacuation hoping to find a cure for it before to much financial damage could be done, do to side effect of the virus . This research was more observational, because most medical poker books only give it an honorer able mention. Maniac's, and telephone employees, who work as calling stations, have anti bodies that can occasionally stave off the virus. But even they are sometimes effect. Personally I've never seen it happen to them. But, I've heard poker players say they've seen it with their own eyes. Last night a San Francisco waiter, a queen with a tray, was un-effected by the virus and was able to terrorize the King brothers at the river. The King boys were definitely effected with another symptom of e-colon evacuation. It attacks the nervous system which makes swimming at the river impossible, the King brothers drowned in the river. Film at eleven. Someone said you should eat Montana bananas, pronounced (nine duce) because they have healing properties which can mask the effects of the virus. Sure enough someone took the advice and won a huge pot with the Montana banana.
Anyway rumor has it that the Card Player magazine will be explaining exactly what e-colon evacuation is in detail. For now just know it's when your chips run into several bad beats early in a poker session. You are then forced to gut it out and grind your way back to even. That's what happened to the SPM the first playing session at the Mirage last week and the same thing is going on in the Windy City. Color me in grinding mode and winning the hard way. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
SPM,...play long and prosper...
This virus is an airborne virus and it can reach speeds of sixty to seventy three miles per hour. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif One pony tailed pro at Hollywood casino had it last night and it put his game into a spin. He was actually seen raising with and early position throw away hand. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif You might think anyone can make that play but here's what you don't know. He's so tight you couldn't get a greased bee bee up his posterior. So one side effect of this virus is pre-flop madness.
Some Chipsters seem to be immune to the disease now commonly known as "e-colon evacuation." The SPM did some research on e-colon evacuation hoping to find a cure for it before to much financial damage could be done, do to side effect of the virus . This research was more observational, because most medical poker books only give it an honorer able mention. Maniac's, and telephone employees, who work as calling stations, have anti bodies that can occasionally stave off the virus. But even they are sometimes effect. Personally I've never seen it happen to them. But, I've heard poker players say they've seen it with their own eyes. Last night a San Francisco waiter, a queen with a tray, was un-effected by the virus and was able to terrorize the King brothers at the river. The King boys were definitely effected with another symptom of e-colon evacuation. It attacks the nervous system which makes swimming at the river impossible, the King brothers drowned in the river. Film at eleven. Someone said you should eat Montana bananas, pronounced (nine duce) because they have healing properties which can mask the effects of the virus. Sure enough someone took the advice and won a huge pot with the Montana banana.
Anyway rumor has it that the Card Player magazine will be explaining exactly what e-colon evacuation is in detail. For now just know it's when your chips run into several bad beats early in a poker session. You are then forced to gut it out and grind your way back to even. That's what happened to the SPM the first playing session at the Mirage last week and the same thing is going on in the Windy City. Color me in grinding mode and winning the hard way. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
SPM,...play long and prosper...