Am I in Trouble...?

[jakethebake]

So I'm playing a stars tournament last night (busted out in middle rounds. played horribly.) and happened to have my Y!M running (it logs me in automatically). And some very hott 22 y.o. blond says hi. Anyway, I'm bored with the tournament so I start chatting with her.

She says she goes clubbing and goes to the beach a lot. I tell her I'm too old and married to go clubbing. But mention I just settle for happy hour at my bar. Anyway we chat for awhile and she brings up my bar again. She says maybe she'll come by and see me sometime. Yea, we flirted a little, but I didn't think she was serious. Anyway, by the end of it all, she's fully aware that I much older and married with kids. And she says very seriously that she's coming to my bar tonite to do happy hour with me.

I'm kinda freaked out here. It's not like I'm gonna go bang her or anything. But this is still very weird. I figure there's like a 10% chance she'll actually show up.

Anyway this is her...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/jenny.jpg


Am I in trouble?

[Bluffoon]

[ QUOTE ]
So I'm playing a stars tournament last night (busted out in middle rounds. played horribly.) and happened to have my Y!M running (it logs me in automatically). And some very hott 22 y.o. blond says hi. Anyway, I'm bored with the tournament so I start chatting with her.

She says she goes clubbing and goes to the beach a lot. I tell her I'm too old and married to go clubbing. But mention I just settle for happy hour at my bar. Anyway we chat for awhile and she brings up my bar again. She says maybe she'll come by and see me sometime. Yea, we flirted a little, but I didn't think she was serious. Anyway, by the end of it all, she's fully aware that I much older and married with kids. And she says very seriously that she's coming to my bar tonite to do happy hour with me.

I'm kinda freaked out here. It's not like I'm gonna go bang her or anything. But this is still very weird. I figure there's like a 10% chance she'll actually show up.

Anyway this is her...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/jenny.jpg


Am I in trouble?

[/ QUOTE ]

Not if you stop at the ATM lunchtime and reserve a room at your local holiday inn.

[DBowling]

yes, you are.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Not if you stop at the ATM lunchtime and reserve a room at your local holiday inn.

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That was my initial reaction too. But we chatted for a couple of hours and I really didn't get that vibe from her. She seemed like a nice girl. There was no sex talk. I don't think she's a pro.

[Zoltri]

I would consider that cheating. Why risk the wife and kids? Believe me, its not worth it.

[xadrez]

Im no psychologist, but you did clue her in on where you would be, indicating to me you wanted her to show up.

[Bluffoon]

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Not if you stop at the ATM lunchtime and reserve a room at your local holiday inn.

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That was my initial reaction too. But we chatted for a couple of hours and I really didn't get that vibe from her. She seemed like a nice girl. There was no sex talk. I don't think she's a pro.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well let us know : )

[jakethebake]

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Im no psychologist, but you did clue her in on where you would be, indicating to me you wanted her to show up.

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Nah. It didn't go like that. I don't remember the whole exact conversation, but at that point there wasn't even a hint of anything like that, at least in my mind. Maybe there was in hers. I dunno. The whole thing about her coming to happy hour didn't come up until the very end of the conversation. Frankly I was all hopped up on Nyquil at the time and was probably missing clues.

[gorie]

only if you're stupid.

[jakethebake]

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I would consider that cheating. Why risk the wife and kids? Believe me, its not worth it.

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Copnsider what cheating? I'm not considering cheating. Not at all. But I do go to happy hour there all the time. I'm not going to stop going there. Maybe I'll invite some of my colleagues to go to happy hour with me today to head off any trouble.

[Zoltri]

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I would consider that cheating. Why risk the wife and kids? Believe me, its not worth it.

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Copnsider what cheating? I'm not considering cheating. Not at all. But I do go to happy hour there all the time. I'm not going to stop going there. Maybe I'll invite some of my colleagues to go to happy hour with me today to head off any trouble.

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Meeting her alone for a drink is cheating. But you didn't mention taking any of your freinds in your OP.

[xadrez]

I disagree, somewhere, deep inside your brain you wanted this chick to show up. Its pretty obvious.

Im not saying your going to cheat on your wife or anything, but you were obviously intrigued this 22 y.o. tart wanted to meet you at a bar.

Further, the fact that you ask the question "am I in trouble" implies that you are unsure of the nature of the meeting and are already feeling somewhat guilty.

[jakethebake]

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Meeting her alone for a drink is cheating. But you didn't mention taking any of your freinds in your OP.

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I just thought of it. That's probably what I'll do.

[Zoltri]

I can't say that I blame you though. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/jenny.jpg

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I disagree, somewhere, deep inside your brain you wanted this chick to show up. Its pretty obvious.

Im not saying your going to cheat on your wife or anything, but you were obviously intrigued this 22 y.o. tart wanted to meet you at a bar.

Further, the fact that you ask the question "am I in trouble" implies that you are unsure of the nature of the meeting and are already feeling somewhat guilty.

[/ QUOTE ]

Disagree if you want to but you're still wrong. Am I kinda flattered that she wants to meet me? Yea. Did I ever have any intention at all of meeting her? No. At the point in the conversation that I mentioned what bar I go to happy hour there was no hint of getting together. In fact it was kinda the opposite. It was actually a discussion that we like completely different places.

Maybe I feel guilty. But I don't think so. I don't really consider it a problem if she shows up at the bar I go to regularly. It's not like I'm going to meet her. I go tyhere all the time. I didn't invite her. She just said she was going to show up. And I didn't encourage her. Maybe I should have been rude at that point or something to discourage her?

Hell maybe I misread the whole thing. Maybe she's just a nice girl that is looking for a new bar to hang out at. The "am i in trouble?" really meant I don't need some girl stalking me with the wrong idea. I didn't mean I was going to do anything myself to get in trouble. Maybe I'll just be rude to her to head off any trouble.

[tpir90036]

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The "am i in trouble?" really meant I don't need some girl stalking me with the wrong idea.

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I think we need to apply Occam's Razor here. Why are you jumping to the conclusion that a hot young girl would start randomly stalking a married old dude? Doesn't it seem more likely that she was either bored and being friendly or that someone was messing with you?

In any event, if she shows up at the bar....eh, you better not do that.

[jakethebake]

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Doesn't it seem more likely that she was either bored and being friendly or that someone was messing with you?

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I'm hoping so. I think the bored part is right. I don't think she was messing with me. It was like a 2 hour conversation. And it was mostly just a nice conversation.

[Lazymeatball]

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I figure there's like a 10% chance

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this is her...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/jenny.jpg



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FYP

[jakethebake]

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I figure there's like a 10% chance

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this is her...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/jakesterz/jenny.jpg


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FYP

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Nice! And also a very good point.

[Beerfund]

Would you bang her if you knew you would never get caught? I'm thinking you would, which is why you should do it, you're gettin old and your little thingy isnt gonna be working very much longer /images/graemlins/frown.gif

The wifey will prolly forgive you if it's the first time, chicks are dumb like that. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[purnell]

If you love your kids, beware. I, however, being much older and SINGLE, have just learned something.

[Beerfund]

[ QUOTE ]
If you love your kids, beware. I, however, being much older and SINGLE, have just learned something.

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And what the hell is that? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jakethebake]

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If you love your kids, beware. I, however, being much older and SINGLE, have just learned something.

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Which is?

[rusellmj]

He needs to get Y!M.

[purnell]

I was naive enough never to have thought of using this line to meet girls. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[jakethebake]

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I was naive enough never to have thought of using this line to meet girls. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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What line? That you're an old married guy with kids that hangs out in bars?

[purnell]

Are you feeling defensive? I did not intend to offend anyone.

[jakethebake]

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Are you feeling defensive? I did not intend to offend anyone.

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Not at all. I was just kidding that it didn't really sound like much of a line...lol.

[chaas4747]

Words to live by: "Never [censored] someone who has less to lose than you do!"

[usmfan]

Simple test for whether this is ok or not: If it's ok, tell your wife. This quashes the possibility of cheating and lets you know whether its ok to meet up with this "girl" at your bar. Better yet, invite the wife along. You did find out if this girl is into girls right?

[purnell]

Once somebody put a wedding band in my tip jar, and I took it to a pawn shop. The broker said it wasn't worth much and that I should "keep it for the tail". Today I understand what he meant.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Simple test for whether this is ok or not: If it's ok, tell your wife. This quashes the possibility of cheating and lets you know whether its ok to meet up with this "girl" at your bar. Better yet, invite the wife along. You did find out if this girl is into girls right?

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You've obviously never been married. Wives have problems with lots of things that men may view as o.k. Don't ask don't tell is often a viable strategy. Another slight problem with that is that I generally don't mention to the wife that I even stopped for a beer. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

And no, I didn't ask if she's into girls. As I said before, the conversation didn't go that way. My wife isn't into girls anyway.

As I said before, I'm not going to cheat on my wife. I'm going to happy hour. I'll have my usual 1-2 beers and go home.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Once somebody put a wedding band in my tip jar, and I took it to a pawn shop. The broker said it wasn't worth much and that I should "keep it for the tail". Today I understand what he meant.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should have hooked up with the chick that left it in your jar. She was obviously in dire need of a revenge [censored].

[Shajen]

This is a dangerous path you are treading Jake.

If your wife finds out, she's gonna be pissed.

Wonder if this is one of her friends doing a little test?

Women are much more devious than men.

Man, I dunno. I wouldn't meet this chick for drinks without some wingmen there. That way you have outs. And you can maybe hook up a friend with a pretty cute chick.

[chaas4747]

[ QUOTE ]
This is a dangerous path you are treading Jake.

If your wife finds out, she's gonna be pissed.

Wonder if this is one of her friends doing a little test?

Women are much more devious than men.

Man, I dunno. I wouldn't meet this chick for drinks without some wingmen there. That way you have outs. And you can maybe hook up a friend with a pretty cute chick.

[/ QUOTE ]

Shajen is correct Jake. I will go with you. If this chic seems horney, I will take care if it. I got your back man!

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Wonder if this is one of her friends doing a little test? Women are much more devious than men.

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My wife can barely even check her e-mail and doesn't even know my Yahoo ID, but good point.

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And you can maybe hook up a friend with a pretty cute chick.

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This is an excellent idea. I think I might do this.

[Beerfund]

that I'm gonna need to see a pic of your wife to be able to give any real advice.

[jakethebake]

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that I'm gonna need to see a pic of your wife to be able to give any real advice.

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http://all.snapsoid.com/580/snaps_fat_bathing-suit_model.jpg

[Alobar]

AHHAHAHAHA, man you are so gullible. I honestly never expected something like this from you.

some chick youve never met before who is 22 and hot, and fully capable of pulling fine ass whereever she goes, is randomingly messaging people on YM for a "good time"


dude, come on.....please tell me you arent serious with this??

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
randomingly messaging people on YM for a "good time"

[/ QUOTE ]

Did you read any of this thread. There was no mention of a "good time". Anyway like I said maybe 10% she shows up. Regardless I'll be on my usual barstool. Not like I'm falling all over myself to go meet some hot girl from the Internet.

[Slow Play Ray]

I'll gladly take her off of your hands to keep you out of trouble. What's her Yahoo! ID? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Alobar]

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randomingly messaging people on YM for a "good time"

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Did you read any of this thread. There was no mention of a "good time". Anyway like I said maybe 10% she shows up. Regardless I'll be on my usual barstool. Not like I'm falling all over myself to go meet some hot girl from the Internet.

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah, I replied before I read any of the responses, and your follow ups. I didnt edit it, becaue the general theme is the same.

On the 2% chance this is actually the girl, and not some fat lonely girl, one of your wifes friends, one of your friends, or a random 16 year old boy. Then you better hope she doesnt show up, cuz shes a [censored] huge head case if she does.

Like I said, hot 22 year old girls NEVER message random strangers on the internet (much less older and married) and then meet them somewhere. We like to think this happens, but in fact it does not. Unless of course shes the rare individual who thinks the people on her TV are really talking to her, she spends her free time wondering what they do with all the extra wood from a tree when they make a toothpick, and her hobbies are spinning her head 360 degrees and projectile vomitting,

[astroglide]

i hope it's your wife or her sister or something doing it. they could throw a surprise party for you when you show up!

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
On the 2% chance this is actually the girl, and not some fat lonely girl, one of your wifes friends, one of your friends, or a random 16 year old boy. Then you better hope she doesnt show up, cuz shes a [censored] huge head case if she does.

Like I said, hot 22 year old girls NEVER message random strangers on the internet (much less older and married) and then meet them somewhere. We like to think this happens, but in fact it does not. Unless of course shes the rare individual who thinks the people on her TV are really talking to her, she spends her free time wondering what they do with all the extra wood from a tree when they make a toothpick, and her hobbies are spinning her head 360 degrees and projectile vomitting,

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Brilliant! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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i hope it's your wife or her sister or something doing it. they could throw a surprise party for you when you show up!

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea. This would be an awful lot of trouble to get me to go to the same place I go nearly every day.

[M2d]

How exactly does this work? I have aim installed and use it to chat with one friend of mine, but i'm pretty much a tech retard. how do random people find and message you? does she even know what you look like? is it like toothing where you can send out a random message looking for a hookup?

[meep_42]

Did you tell your wife about it?
Would you?

If you didn't/can't/won't, it's right up there.

-d

[jakethebake]

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How exactly does this work? I have aim installed and use it to chat with one friend of mine, but i'm pretty much a tech retard. how do random people find and message you? does she even know what you look like? is it like toothing where you can send out a random message looking for a hookup?

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I have no idea what toothing is. My Yahoo is set up to automatically start and log me in when I turn on my laptop. It shows me as being in one of the chatrooms so people can see me. I just havent taken the time to figure out how to turn off all the auto features.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
Did you tell your wife about it?
Would you?

If you didn't/can't/won't, it's right up there.

-d

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I'm surprised at how many people are asking Jake if he's told his wife. Are you kidding? Like she needs this kind of ammunition. Even IF she is completely cool, udnerstanding, and not jealous, she's going to wonder why he'd tell her. He's not meeting this girl someplace special for a drink. She told him she's coming to his bar. Even if this was his wife playing a trick, he hasn't done anything wrong. The last thing he wants to do is tell her about it and make her worry about something nonexistent. And, as Alobar's said, the chance of this encounter actually happening is slim to none.

[Dead]

I'd bet that this is not actually her in the picture.

It looks like an intro picture to a porn gallery.

And how is she going to know who you are, unless you've shown her a picture?

[Alobar]

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It looks like an intro picture to a porn gallery.

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haha, excellent. It really does. I mean like really really does

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd bet that this is not actually her in the picture.

It looks like an intro picture to a porn gallery.

And how is she going to know who you are, unless you've shown her a picture?

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I have not shown her a picture. I'm supposed to recognize her. But you're right about the pic...on the other hand it also looks like the pics girls take of themselves with their webcams to use for profile pics becaue they want to look sexy.

[Dead]

In other exciting news, I am going to be studying finance with this absolutely gorgeous, intelligent(well, smarter than me, anyway) girl(1 year older) in an hour. So I will leave you gentlemen to your business. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Time to shave and make myself look pretty.

Living, learning, laughing

Dead

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
intelligent(well, smarter than me, anyway) girl...Dead

[/ QUOTE ]

That really narrows it down.

[kenberman]

I'd say there is a 0% chance that this is actually the picture of the person who IM'd you.

Nothing good can come of this.

[Dead]

I'll tell her that I know jakethebake.

Then I'll have an in.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd say there is a 0% chance that this is actually the picture of the person who IM'd you.

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I'm putting it at something above 0%. Maybe 2% like alobar said. I'm glad no one thinks she'll show up. I'm less nervous about this now.

[Dead]

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It looks like an intro picture to a porn gallery.

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haha, excellent. It really does. I mean like really really does

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My friend operates a porn site and he agrees with me.

He said that he has DEFINITELY seen this picture before.

So, Mr. Jakey, your new girlfriend is either (1) a pornstar, (2) or it's a stolen picture.

[jakethebake]

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I'll tell her that I know jakethebake.

Then I'll have an in.

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She'll be very impressed. Glad I could help. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[M2d]

iirc, toothing started as a joke (people said they did this, but didn't actually do it), but was picked up and became a real thing. people with bluetooth devices in a bar or club can set it up so that it sends out a message to any other person with a device within a small radius. it's usually used for random, anonymous hookups.

[jakethebake]

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He said that he has DEFINITELY seen this picture before. So, Mr. Jakey, your new girlfriend is either (1) a pornstar, (2) or it's a stolen picture.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks.

[zephed56]

[ QUOTE ]
I'd bet that this is not actually her in the picture.

It looks like an intro picture to a porn gallery.

And how is she going to know who you are, unless you've shown her a picture?

[/ QUOTE ]
This is definitely an internet porn chick. Trust me on this one. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[AviD]

[ QUOTE ]
Am I in Trouble...?

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Of course, you are married. That's "trouble" any day in my book! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[tbach24]

What's your avatar? It's hilarious

[Beerfund]

[ QUOTE ]
some chick youve never met before who is 22 and hot, and fully capable of pulling fine ass whereever she goes, is randomingly messaging people on YM for a "good time"



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Are you kidding me? I thought you lived in Phoenix, go to the Scottsdale mall and you'll see hundreds of young twenty year olds with older dudes. It's all about the dough and she prolly thinks Jake has alot of it. Also there's always a chance she's one of those chicks that likes the challenge of doing a random happily married man.

[Messy Harry]

Jake,

I've read many of the replies and your responses. Let's just cut out all the nonsense - get over to the bar and HIT THAT SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[astroglide]

it's a high-resolution shot with a plain background and perfectly even lighting folks. i'm seriously amazed this thread has gone on this long. and i'm still amused if his wife is behind this. it's not about showing up, it's about expressed or curious intent.

[gorie]

or just skip going to the bar today, buy your wife some flowers and take her out to dinner or something.

and block the girl from Y!M or whatever.

[swolfe]

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Like I said, hot 22 year old girls NEVER message random strangers on the internet (much less older and married) and then meet them somewhere. We like to think this happens, but in fact it does not.

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um, i've banged 3 girls that have IM'd me randomly after seeing my yahoo profile picture.

there seriously are girls (and guys) that surf yahoo profiles looking to chat people up.

[Blarg]

Yeah, you're in trouble.

[Fins]

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I don't think she was messing with me. It was like a 2 hour conversation.

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2 hours! wtf /images/graemlins/confused.gif

She's definitely not the porn star pictured... I'm pretty sure they won't type this long unless your credit card's involved... does Y!M automatically access your CC too?

I'm with it was just random fun or some psycho that'll show up at your bar looking for the old guy twisting his head around everytime someone walks in.

Update us... preferably with pics!

[tdarko]

your simply generalizing alobar and you can't do that. a very close friend of mine met his now wife from a random instant message 6 years ago and she is gorgeous and he is nothing special. she was 22 and they met up for some drinks after work andthe rest is history. there are plenty of young girls out there that either insecure (no matter how hot they are) or just like to veer off the path sometimes.

to say that [ QUOTE ]
Like I said, hot 22 year old girls NEVER message random strangers on the internet (much less older and married) and then meet them somewhere

[/ QUOTE ] is wrong. yeah she might not show up, of course but that could happen if they met in a bar and not the internet too.

[Dex]

[ QUOTE ]
chicks are dumb

[/ QUOTE ]

[nate1729]

Fold preflop!

See, wasn't that annoying?

[FishNChips]

[ QUOTE ]
or just skip going to the bar today, buy your wife some flowers and take her out to dinner or something.

and block the girl from Y!M or whatever.

[/ QUOTE ] This is the correct answer. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but marriage is hard enough without "random cute 22yo chicks IM-ing you"

Mothers day is this coming Sunday Jake... better have something nice for mommy!

FishNChips

[DBowling]

it's your wife pretending to be this girl to see if you will actually show up.
i know this makes no sense if your wife was in the house with you while this conversation went on, but it would be an interesting turn of events.

[sarahbellum]

I'm sure it's too late, but I would invite the wife to come with you. /images/graemlins/heart.gif

"Honey, this girl chatted me up last night and wants to meet up for happy hour tonight. Do you want to come with me? I would love it if you would."

Seriously dude, turn the tables. How would you feel if the situation was in reverse?

[kerssens]

Had to bump it up cause I just noticed that Jake posted....what happened?

[Dead]

The 22 year old girl turned out to be a 46 year old man, with buck teeth and a propensity to stick it in people.

Our friend Jake was the recipient of some loving.

[mason55]

Yeah I missed all this ish today, what happened, jake?

[EliteNinja]

Why can't I meet anyone like that on/offline?!

[NLSoldier]

Cmon Jake we want results!

[zephed56]

[ QUOTE ]
Why can't I meet anyone like that on/offline?!

[/ QUOTE ]
The picture is an internet pornstar.

[Th3Answer]

No

[jakethebake]

She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

[zephed56]

[ QUOTE ]
She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

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I didn't bother to read any of your posts besides the first, but you are aware that picture is an internet porn girl from RUSSIA, right?

[Yeti]

What a bizarre thread.

Really can't believe it was 10 replies or so before someone posted out this is 99% of the time a hoax, and the picture is more than likely from a porno site.

Do you drink Evian too, jakethebake?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
What a bizarre thread.

Really can't believe it was 10 replies or so before someone posted out this is 99% of the time a hoax, and the picture is more than likely from a porno site.

Do you drink Evian too, jakethebake?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure I pointed out the slim chance of her showing up in the OP. Have you tried Hooked On Phonics, Yeti? It might help with your reading.

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
What's your avatar? It's hilarious

[/ QUOTE ]

JAAAAKE

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
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What's your avatar? It's hilarious

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JAAAAKE

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I dunno. Just something I found awhile back. I decided to bring it back due to popular demand.

[asofel]

I'm pretty surprised that so many people overlooked this fact...give jake at least a little credit /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
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She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

[/ QUOTE ]
I didn't bother to read any of your posts besides the first, but you are aware that picture is an internet porn girl from RUSSIA, right?

[/ QUOTE ]

several people have said this. While I believe this is probably true, has anyone who 'recognizes' her really found a link to other pics?

[Bluffoon]

[ QUOTE ]
She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jake give this number to someone to call and pretend to be you. I am interested to see where this goes. Is she a hooker? A cripple? 350 pounds? One of your wife's friends?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Beerfund]

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She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

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Let me get her #! /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Blarg]

Scariest answer? Jake's wife set it up with a friend to trap him.

[jakethebake]

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Jake give this number to someone to call and pretend to be you.

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I don't have the number with me at work. If I remember I'll post it when I get home tonight.

[Rushmore]

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Maybe I'll just be rude to her to head off any trouble.

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You mean as opposed to posting your private conversation and her photograph, along with speculations on her motives and an invitation to others to do the same, on a public internet forum?

[jakethebake]

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Scariest answer? Jake's wife set it up with a friend to trap him.

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Yea. People keep saying that but nah. It's not like she'd know when i was on Y!M. I'm pretty sure my wife doesn't even know I have a Y!M account, much less the ID. Even if it was her, I'm pretty sure she'd just be disappointed. It's not like I chased the girl or anything.

[LotsOfOuts69]

So where do you know this girl from? How did you get her picture?

[jakethebake]

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So where do you know this girl from? How did you get her picture?

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[texasholdemnut]

Married or not, I'm all over that hottie.

[TimM]

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She didn't show up last night.

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Or maybe she did.

[kipin]

Rehost the pic it seems to be dead...

[jakethebake]

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She didn't show up last night.

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Or maybe she did.

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She didn't. There was no one in the bar that I didn't know.

[Shajen]

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She didn't show up last night.

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Or maybe she did.

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She didn't. There was no one in the bar that I didn't know.

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Or was there? Perhaps this man can help...


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[Dangergirl]

Jake,
After reading this I have to agree with most everyone here when they say this pic is most likely not her. If it was her she would have shown up. The reason she gave you her cell phone is because she wants to continue flirting and chatting with you.

She's probably some overweight ugly chick who wants to keep you as a boy toy on the IM and phone.

Also do not even let your wife know you talked to her on yIM. She'll most likely be pretty ticked off.

[zephed]

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She didn't show up last night. I logged on last night and she had sent me an offline IM saying she couldn't go last night and gave me her cell number, which I will NOT be calling.

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I didn't bother to read any of your posts besides the first, but you are aware that picture is an internet porn girl from RUSSIA, right?

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several people have said this. While I believe this is probably true, has anyone who 'recognizes' her really found a link to other pics?

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Yes, I finally found some.

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[bosoxfan]

Have you been working on this for a month?

[chaas4747]

I laughed out loud at this.

[CallMeIshmael]

Stick it in her pooper

[zephed]

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Have you been working on this for a month?

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Yes.

No, of course not, I just recognized her.

[jakethebake]

Good find! /images/graemlins/grin.gif