brazilio
05-04-2005, 03:10 AM
Well you see guys, I was playing like usual on my 6 Empire accounts since I got my (now dead) grandparents in so I could bonus whore them like crazy, and then they sent me a ridiculous email saying my accounts were SUSPENDED?????
Well that's fine, I just switched to my 4 party accounts, since my three girlfriends all like the fact that I'm fat and work indoors late at night taking money from poor suckers and I used their names. Well, I decided that cashing out to neteller was such a waste of time, I'd just play a NL game against myself using a proxy I have set up, and PARTY SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNTS. They said it was "chip-dumping" whatever that is. I called them up and said it was like a player to player transfer, but Abu said that was against the rules, and who am I to argue with Indian technical support?
Ok then, I just closed my other two accounts and then went to Absolute because I figure they'd never catch on to my 8 accounts all using the same neteller account number. I needed some money since I'd just dropped 200BB at 10/20, and I figured Absolute's software is so horrible, I bet their security is too. So I tried "chip-dumping" again, this time it worked!! They only froze my accounts after 48 hours, which was perfect for me.
Ok so anyway, then last week I was playing at UB and I kept telling my friends what cards I had so we could trap these other poor suckers in for more money, it was hilarious. One of my friends kept talking to me in Spanish in the table chat so I'd know, since he didn't have AIM. Apparently some guys at UB thought this wasn't fair, which is ridiculous. It's ONLINE, after all.
Can anybody help please, or should I just move to stars since a paying customer is treated so unfairly?
Well that's fine, I just switched to my 4 party accounts, since my three girlfriends all like the fact that I'm fat and work indoors late at night taking money from poor suckers and I used their names. Well, I decided that cashing out to neteller was such a waste of time, I'd just play a NL game against myself using a proxy I have set up, and PARTY SUSPENDED MY ACCOUNTS. They said it was "chip-dumping" whatever that is. I called them up and said it was like a player to player transfer, but Abu said that was against the rules, and who am I to argue with Indian technical support?
Ok then, I just closed my other two accounts and then went to Absolute because I figure they'd never catch on to my 8 accounts all using the same neteller account number. I needed some money since I'd just dropped 200BB at 10/20, and I figured Absolute's software is so horrible, I bet their security is too. So I tried "chip-dumping" again, this time it worked!! They only froze my accounts after 48 hours, which was perfect for me.
Ok so anyway, then last week I was playing at UB and I kept telling my friends what cards I had so we could trap these other poor suckers in for more money, it was hilarious. One of my friends kept talking to me in Spanish in the table chat so I'd know, since he didn't have AIM. Apparently some guys at UB thought this wasn't fair, which is ridiculous. It's ONLINE, after all.
Can anybody help please, or should I just move to stars since a paying customer is treated so unfairly?