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Boris
05-03-2005, 06:45 PM
if you still don't have a girlfriend (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=228103 0&Forum=f20&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2281 030&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=5790&daterange= 1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&body prev=#Post2281030) by the time you're 21 you can move in with me and I will get you laid 100% guaranteed. and she won't be a beast (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2287425&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1) either. After that is taken care of, el diablo and j.a. sucker will teach you how to pick up chicks on your own, enjoy a fine cigar, gamble in the pit, and other things every man should know. it's time to get out of the hot tub bruiser. after you graduate from real world school, I'll send you back to daryn with a copy of the hite report. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2287625&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1)
Freakin
05-03-2005, 06:50 PM
Are you going to make Bruiser you bitch?

Freakin
nolanfan34
05-03-2005, 06:52 PM
I like this plan a lot, and think it should be on television.
ZeeJustin
05-03-2005, 06:52 PM
Just curious, have you ever actually met bruiser?
Boris
05-03-2005, 06:54 PM
no.
Michael Davis
05-03-2005, 06:54 PM
Can I take up this offer?

-Michael
Boris
05-03-2005, 06:55 PM
no. have you?
sfer
05-03-2005, 07:02 PM
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Can I take up this offer?

-Michael

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Go back to the 80s, Doc Hollywood.
Boris
05-03-2005, 07:03 PM
noo.
ZeeJustin
05-03-2005, 07:14 PM
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no. have you?

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Yes, on several occassions.
MasterShakes
05-03-2005, 07:18 PM
Why would he need to move in with you?
Boris
05-03-2005, 07:20 PM
so what's your point?
ZeeJustin
05-03-2005, 07:21 PM
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so what's your point?

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As I explained in my original question, I was asking out of curiosity.
Boris
05-03-2005, 07:23 PM
no. but i have a two bedroom apartment in a high rent area. it would be more economical for bruiser. i would however make him pay for a twice weekly cleaning lady.
J.A.Sucker
05-03-2005, 07:41 PM
Boris is teh AWESOME!

One more for Boris.

Oh yeah, does anyone have that parasailing picture? I haven't seen it, and this seems like a good place to ask for it.
Ulysses
05-03-2005, 08:37 PM
This will be so awesome.
gumpzilla
05-03-2005, 09:05 PM
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This will be so awesome.

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So you're pessimistic about bruiser's chances then? Or is his birthday coming up real soon?
Matt Flynn
05-03-2005, 09:14 PM
boris, i am in awe.

bruiser, this offer is legit. do not dismiss it out of hand. boris' personal coaching and birddogging at age 21 is worth half a lifetime of experience. at least.
Boris
05-03-2005, 10:15 PM
david e. kelley's offices (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005082/) are right next to mine. if this looks like tv material I will pitch the idea to him.
jakethebake
05-03-2005, 10:25 PM
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david e. kelley's offices (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005082/) are right next to mine. if this looks like tv material I will pitch the idea to him.

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I kinda pitched the house full of poker players idea to ABC & ESPN. No interest...lol.
razor
05-03-2005, 10:34 PM
http://www.gotouch.us/ump/parasail.jpg
Tron
05-03-2005, 11:21 PM
This gem was almost lost among all the hot tub frenzy.
That said, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Reef
05-03-2005, 11:42 PM
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http://www.gotouch.us/ump/parasail.jpg

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I'd be bitter too
Lawrence Ng
05-04-2005, 03:03 AM
Talk about ownage here...

Lawrence
Shilly
05-04-2005, 03:14 AM
Who's the other guy? Daryn?
theBruiser500
05-04-2005, 03:16 AM
Okay Boris sounds good. BTW guys I am moving to Santa Barbara for the summer, what 2+2'ers live in that area? Boris I forget where you live, would like to meet 2+2ers on the west coast.
theBruiser500
05-04-2005, 03:18 AM
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boris, i am in awe.

bruiser, this offer is legit. do not dismiss it out of hand. boris' personal coaching and birddogging at age 21 is worth half a lifetime of experience. at least.

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wouldn't do that flynn, boris is clearly a cool person. won't look a gifthorse in the face and say no.
daryn
05-04-2005, 03:36 AM
the good thing about this pic is it demonstrates that you can't have a normal social life or have girlfriends if you go parasailing with another guy.
theBruiser500
05-04-2005, 03:43 AM
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Boris is teh AWESOME!

One more for Boris.

Oh yeah, does anyone have that parasailing picture? I haven't seen it, and this seems like a good place to ask for it.

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Why are you asking for my parasailing picture? That is kind of creepy JASucker.
Justin A
05-05-2005, 01:00 AM
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Okay Boris sounds good. BTW guys I am moving to Santa Barbara for the summer, what 2+2'ers live in that area? Boris I forget where you live, would like to meet 2+2ers on the west coast.

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I assume you'll be making the drive over to Commerce from time to time to play in some of their big games?
Michael Davis
05-05-2005, 01:02 AM
"I assume you'll be making the drive over to Commerce from time to time to play in some of their big games?"

When he's old enough.

-Michael
Inthacup
05-05-2005, 01:10 AM
Why are you asking for my parasailing picture?

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I haven't seen it, and this seems like a good place to ask for it.

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OtisTheMarsupial
05-08-2005, 08:42 PM
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I like this plan a lot, and think it should be on television.

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Luv2DriveTT
05-08-2005, 08:56 PM
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the good thing about this pic is it demonstrates that you can't have a normal social life or have girlfriends if you go parasailing with another guy.

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Bonus points for Daryn. Nice...

PS: next time try skydiving. Much more fun/dangerous, and there is no man involved.

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