post the best anagram of your name

[lucas9000]

get anagrams here. (http://wordsmith.org/anagram)

my favorite of mine: ALL CORN ZEUS

[Dr. Strangelove]

Swim on a corn Balboa.

[chaas4747]

A CASH HRS I
A HASH RISC

[Ponks]

None found for me.

Ponks

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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A ALABAMA RICCI KELP WITH RUM

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It is highly likely that there's a better one, but I don't have the patience or the desire to look any farther than this. The first approximately 23490679347693476967 results started out "A BALALAIKA". I have no idea what a balalaika is.

[whiskeytown]

RUBS NEW ROLLS

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A ALABAMA RICCI KELP WITH RUM

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It is highly likely that there's a better one, but I don't have the patience or the desire to look any farther than this. The first approximately 23490679347693476967 results started out "A BALALAIKA". I have no idea what a balalaika is.

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duh (http://www.ifccsa.org/balalaik.html) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Dr. Strangelove]

Whoops, forgot the word "kill."

Another one: Boo A cannibal kill Mr. Sow.

[PoBoy321]

AH MOTHS NUT

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A ALABAMA RICCI KELP WITH RUM

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It is highly likely that there's a better one, but I don't have the patience or the desire to look any farther than this. The first approximately 23490679347693476967 results started out "A BALALAIKA". I have no idea what a balalaika is.

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duh (http://www.ifccsa.org/balalaik.html) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Oh. Well [censored] then. I guess that changes things, now, doesn't it?

[Alobar]

hmmmm...give a way for you wierdos to find my name AND sift through the 34876545639458374958739487528963465 results that popped up......no thanks /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Soul Daddy]

A F.A.G JERKS OH NO

[kerssens]

stockers nets rocks ten sets
cents strokes stock resents
sec nest stork
conk rest sets
conks setters

[shant]

HASNT

[razor]

HEAVY VERN YUKON

HANK ENVY VOYEUR

NAVY EVE HORNY UK

[gorie]

pretty dumb but i'm bored.

A VARY PC LIKE
RAVE PAY LICK
LAVA ICY PERK
PACK EARLY VI

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

If I just put Patrick in there, the first result is A CPR KIT and the fourth is... PATRICK. Those are the only two that remotely make any sense. Well, I guess you could make a case for TRIPACK.

[ChrisHasNoLife]

CRISP HILL SHIP

[YourFoxyGrandma]

A metric horn.

[Pocket Trips]

PEPTIC STORK
SICK PERP TOT

[SackUp]

GREAT SEX

I'm a natural I guess.

[NLSoldier]

LORD EL SIN
and
DRILLS NEO

[Jersey Nick]

Awesome link, Lucas.

Since Jerky
Yes Jerk Inc
Ye Jerks Inc

[DBowling]

BED LOVING NOW

/winner

[youtalkfunny]

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I have no idea what a balalaika is.

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Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

(Good grief, how young do you have to be to not know that?)

(Then again, there are probably posters here who don't know what USSR means.)

(Glad I googled the lyrics. I always thought it was "smoky mountains", but knew that didn't make sense.)

(One last thing: This is a good karaoke song, for those who aren't particularly good singers. You just get up and rock. BACK! in the US, BACK! in the US, BACK! in the USSR...)

[bdk3clash]

Marked limb.
Ma bred milk.
Med? Bra milk!

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

A ABE ZOE FLOW THIRL MOJO
?!??!?! my name is too long

[Turkish]

A DABBED HONSHUS HOLM JUT ...??

[augie00]

A BASEBAND RULED GREY RUG

[tinga81]

A GET RICH NITE
.. lets hope so.

[youtalkfunny]

A FLUKY NUN TOY

(Ewww, you guys are sick!)

FAT YUKON LUNY

(Well, I *am* fat; And from Canadian ancestry...)

[mmbt0ne]

No Aryan Nerds

and it's been done before: Old anagram thread (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1048776&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1) /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Emmitt2222]

If we are only doing first names

Mini cod
Dim icon
Doc I'm in

If we are doing last names I found some crazy ones but the list is way long. Near the top I found

A carloading I'm tit
A dogmatical in tri
A rim in dog cattail

[stabn]

A HIJACK SWORD US

[GuyOnTilt]

This is like the fourth time I've been to wordsmith in the last week. I did this a long time ago and I am:

eff that nob, girl.

GoT

[Boris]

cabaret was the only good one.

[Tboner7]

AMORALLY DRUNK I
RADAR KILL MY UNO
LLAMA DRY I OK RUN
LOAD RAY MILK RUN
IRAN OKAY DR MULL

[felson]

Not mine, but one of my favorite anagrams is that of Spiro Agnew: GROW A PENIS.

[MrFeelNothin]

Sir Bar Rant. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[felson]

Another good one:

"President Clinton of the USA"

=

"To copulate, he finds interns"

=

" 'Let's fornicate' not punished! "

http://slate.msn.com/id/1000329

[LotsOfOuts69]

A MOBS CHIC ELM

SHAMBLE COMIC


--LoO

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

A ABE JEW FOR HOOT MILL OZ

[VBM]

JIVE LONER

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
eff that nob, girl.

[/ QUOTE ]

we have a winner.

[Jack of Arcades]

Rich Dual Dream

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have no idea what a balalaika is.

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Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy's farm
Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.R.

(Good grief, how young do you have to be to not know that?)

(Then again, there are probably posters here who don't know what USSR means.)

(Glad I googled the lyrics. I always thought it was "smoky mountains", but knew that didn't make sense.)

(One last thing: This is a good karaoke song, for those who aren't particularly good singers. You just get up and rock. BACK! in the US, BACK! in the US, BACK! in the USSR...)

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If one lyrical example isn't enough, I'll add the one I remember - darn good song, too


Scorpions - Wind of Change

I folow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change
An August summer night
Soldiers passing by
Listening to the wind of change

The world is closing in
Did you ever think
That we could be so close, like brothers
The future's in the air
I can feel it everywhere
Blowing with the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

Walking down the street
Distant memories
Are buried in the past forever
I follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listening to the wind of change

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

The wind of change
Blows straight into the face of time
Like a stormwind that will ring the freedom bell
For peace of mind
Let your balalaika sing
What my guitar wants to say

Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change

[B Dids]

Dashboard Irvin (I've used this on a couple poker sites)

[Phoenix1010]

Mine are kinda nasty.

SHEEP TIT ZORN
THREE ZIP SNOT
PETTISH ZONER
THEIR ZEN SPOT
THEIST ZEN PRO
HOE ZEN STRIPT
HER ZEN TITS OP
PORN THIS TEEZ

[____X____]

my best one.........BRAVE MEN STINK

[drexah]

A DR HEX
HAD REX
HARD EX


haha, a doctor who hexes, and a hard erection.

[mrgoodshot]

KARMA FAIL

For my user name: HOTROD SMOG

[sourbeaver]

Alpha Re

[fnord_too]

Nothing good for my real name, but for fnord too I get

Donor Oft

I don't think that is toppable!

[Alobar]

bwhahahhaah, I now have a list of all your names!! Now I'm just a credit card purchase away from one of those info sights, and then BLAM, ive got your addresses, phone numbers, date of birth, all kinds of neet stuff, prolly enough to lie my way into accessing your neteler and poker accounts.....bwahahhaaha, thanks for playing suckers!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Matt Flynn]

a russian ukelele?

[fnord_too]

[ QUOTE ]
bwhahahhaah, I now have a list of all your names!! Now I'm just a credit card purchase away from one of those info sights, and then BLAM, ive got your addresses, phone numbers, date of birth, all kinds of neet stuff, prolly enough to lie my way into accessing your neteler and poker accounts.....bwahahhaaha, thanks for playing suckers!!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Shouldn't you be defending your property from ex girlfriends?

[jayboo]

NINJA QUAL SON
not to shabby, Ill take it

[Alobar]

[ QUOTE ]


Shouldn't you be defending your property from ex girlfriends?

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha, yeah. I've got a plan for that hoe, that's going to be enacted once I get back into town....there will definately be an update (and some pics! bwaha)

[Richie Rich]

My screen name: RICCI HER HI
My real name: RARE ITCH DR OZ

Thanks for making me waste 5 minutes of my time. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[pc in NM]

Full name:

RAPS COCK TILL IN

CLICK LOIN STRAP

[Tron]

A BACK STROKER HUMP IT

[tolbiny]

A CHILL MOST US

[youngndumb]

SNOT HORN JOY

[TimM]

Had to do a manual assist to get this one, but:

I'M TILTY, I ABHOR ME

[Homer]

CALM HIGH GENIUS

SIGMA CHI EL HUNG (Damn, I shoulda pledged Sigma Chi)

[ZeeJustin]

JESUIT ZEN

[spamuell]

oh god this one is embarassing:

A MAN SUCKLE RIM

[ZeeJustin]

[ QUOTE ]
A MAN SUCKLE RIM


[/ QUOTE ]

Try it as "Suckle a rim, man!" and it sounds better.

"Suckle a man-rim" also works.

[RocketManJames]

What's more fun is trying to reverse-anagram the names:

ALL CORN ZEUS = LUCAS LORENZ?
RARE ITCH DR OZ = RICHARD ROZET?
RUBS NEW ROLLS = RUSSELL BROWN?
GREAT SEX = REX GATES?
SIR BAR RANT = BRIAN STARR?

It's not as easy as you think... give it a try on a few of the others.

Edit: Just got a new one...
PICK LOIN STRAP = PATRICK COLLINS?

-RMJ

[mostsmooth]

LICK EM MY NUT
i win

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A MAN SUCKLE RIM


[/ QUOTE ]

Try it as "Suckle a rim, man!" and it sounds better.

"Suckle a man-rim" also works.

[/ QUOTE ]

Thanks, that's much better. Why didn't I think about punctuation?

[MEbenhoe]

BEAT THEM NEO

[MEbenhoe]

ooh also

MEAT BE TEN HO

[nbake]

Labia neck hors

[tpir90036]

use wikipedia people!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balalaika

[Chaostracize]

Hostile jolt.

[Alobar]

just take the anagram saying they post, and then paste that back in, and scroll down until you see a name.

[Catch of the Day]

Joe nail each nymph...and A joel in each nymph.

Pretty funny.

Catch-

[diddle]

MY EVIL JADED SHADE

[Richie Rich]

Dominic? Is that you?

[Chobohoya]

A LECTERN SLEEK GENT NOON

not very many good ones.

[bugstud]

JAPANESE I'M TORN
SEAMAN PER JOINT
JAPAN TEEN RIM SO
JAPAN EMIT SNORE
SEMEN AJAR POINT

[Daliman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A ALABAMA RICCI KELP WITH RUM

[/ QUOTE ]
It is highly likely that there's a better one, but I don't have the patience or the desire to look any farther than this. The first approximately 23490679347693476967 results started out "A BALALAIKA". I have no idea what a balalaika is.

[/ QUOTE ]

duh (http://www.ifccsa.org/balalaik.html) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Strangely enough, even though I wasn;t sure, this is exactly what I thought it was.

[AsiaKurosawa]

i saw aura soak

is usa a war oak

[mistrpug]

Ulitima Pig

[oljumpstart]

RAPER WET MYTH

[Slow Play Ray]

Royal Law Spy

A Wally Or Spy

A Pal Wryly So

A War Slyly Op

Royally Swap

Payroll Ways

[oljumpstart]

JAM SLUT PORT (oljumpstart) /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[WDC]

WINS A CAN DIMLY EELS