Do you sit or stand while peeing?

[MoreWineII]

The front page seems to be all about the urination posts, may as well add another.

The wife gives me grief all the time, but I sit...for three reasons:

1. I'm a terrible aim and I don't like to clean up pee.

2. It's relaxing.

3. If I feel a surprise #2 coming on, I'm all set. And it does happen.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Your wife's a lesbian?

[Rushmore]

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The front page seems to be all about the urination posts, may as well add another.

The wife gives me grief all the time, but I sit...for three reasons:

1. I'm a terrible aim and I don't like to clean up pee.

2. It's relaxing.

3. If I feel a surprise #2 coming on, I'm all set. And it does happen

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Have you ever seen the movie About Schmidt, with Jack Nicholson?

Well, in this movie, there's a reference to his wife's slow emasculation of him, most notably her insistence that he sit when he piss.

Don't let this happen to you, too.

1.) Aim better.
2.) Realize that if standing for 30 seconds while you piss requires enough exertion that you need to "relax," you are woefully out of shape.
3.) As Roy Cooke might say....Depends.

[MoreWineII]

No, no, no. She HATES it that I sit.

Also:

1.) No.
2.) Yes.
3.) No.

[Sponger15SB]

I'd say I'm standing 95% of the time.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Sometimes I sit when I'm really drunk, or when I wake up in the middle of the night and have no balance.

[texasholdemnut]

I sit in the mornings and middle of the night cause I won't turn on the lights. Stand the rest of the day.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I sit in the mornings and middle of the night cause I won't turn on the lights.

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One word: SONAR.

[kerssens]

Sometimes sit in the morning so I can brush my teeth...multitask

[KDawgCometh]

I only sit when I have to be in there for a long time. The topic of this thread just reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when Larry Talked about peeing sitting down

[purnell]

Stand up and pee like a man, fool!

[wayabvpar]

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The wife gives me grief all the time, but I sit...for three reasons:

1. I'm a terrible aim and I don't like to clean up pee.

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Why would you have to clean up pee when you have a wife?

[uw_madtown]

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Your wife's a lesbian?

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Beat me to it.

[MoreWineII]

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Your wife's a lesbian?

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Beat me to it.

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btw, I wish.

[krazyace5]

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The wife gives me grief all the time, but I sit...for three reasons:

1. I'm a terrible aim and I don't like to clean up pee.

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Why would you have to clean up pee when you have a wife?

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[guller]

In the mornings I stand on my hands.

[MoreWineII]

Hawt.

[PoBoy321]

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1. I'm a terrible aim and I don't like to clean up pee.

2. It's relaxing.

3. If I feel a surprise #2 coming on, I'm all set. And it does happen.

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4. You have a vagina.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Your wife's a lesbian?

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Beat me to it.

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btw, I wish.

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So she'd have sex with you? What woman marries another woman if she's not a lesbian?

[Dominic]

any able-bodied man who sits to take a pee has obviously put his balls in a jar and up on a shelf somewhere. Probably at the insistence of his wife.

[Dead]

Stand- for both 1 and 2.