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Tyler Durden
05-03-2005, 02:28 AM
him (1:59:56 AM): well, at 3pm on sunday, the girls were not like, "pornstar hot" i'm assuming that is just not the norm, and that if i had gone at like 10pm saturday, all the women would be superhot

him (1:59:57 AM): no?

me (2:00:33 AM): so they were hot or weren't?

him (2:00:40 AM): they were not hot

me (2:00:45 AM): hmmm

him (2:00:47 AM): there were like 2 hot ones out of like 40

me (2:00:52 AM): i dunno sunday afternoon is like the skank shift

him (2:00:52 AM): probably just off hour stuff, no?

me (2:00:55 AM): yeah

him (2:01:00 AM): other question

him (2:01:09 AM): so i've been to a fwe other clubs previously

me (2:01:12 AM): when you go for the wsop check it out on saturday night and also cheetah's

him (2:01:45 AM): and at none of the others were either a) the strippers constantly (and i mean CONSTANTLY) massaging my dick through my pants while we were just sitting htere or b) make TONS of contact during the dances

me (2:02:45 AM): yea

me (2:02:47 AM): they do that in vegas

him (2:03:14 AM): pretty weird, no?

me (2:03:29 AM): nah i like it

him (2:03:49 AM): haha

him (2:04:55 AM): i don't know, i kinda like the like, idea, that it's not prostitution, and that it's about like, fantasy, not actual sex acts, you nkow?

me (2:05:11 AM): i think you're a [censored]

me (2:05:34 AM): i'm going to post this in OOT

him (2:05:38 AM): haha

him (2:05:41 AM): go nuts

me (2:05:46 AM): it'll be funny

him (2:05:48 AM): i just kinda feel it's sleazy

me (2:05:55 AM): well strip clubs are sleazy

him (2:06:00 AM): like "hi, mind if i sit here (massages balls)"

me (2:06:01 AM): yeah

kipin
05-03-2005, 02:32 AM
Dude I can't believe you posted our conversation!

I am Spartacus.

gavrilo
05-03-2005, 03:03 AM
i don't get it.. why did you post this?

Beerfund
05-03-2005, 03:51 AM
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me (2:05:46 AM): it'll be funny

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Wrong!

Rick Diesel
05-03-2005, 09:58 AM
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me (2:05:46 AM): it'll be funny

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Wrong!

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Yeah, I definitely must be missing something here.

lucas9000
05-03-2005, 10:28 AM
this is lame, no?

Yeti
05-03-2005, 10:32 AM
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this is lame, no?

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Um, it's Tyler Durden talking about sex and chicks. How could it possibly be lame?

Oh, go on then.