The Sex Chair is Successful

[augie00]

I have procured a fine lady via my sex chair, she melted like butter, it was fantastic. Best $1000 I've ever spent. We're gonna "hang out" (copulate) tomorrow.

And yes, I know this thread is worthless without pics. But that's just too bad because this lady is fine because she's a total slut and she likes to get high; we must be meant for each other.

PS. I am honored to be added to the hot tub, hopefully my likeness will be laughed at for years to come. But you guys are just jealous that you didn't get to go to the foam party.

[SpearsBritney]

You spent $1000 on a "sex chair"?

[gorie]

remind me to sit on the couch.

[augie00]

See thread here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2127283&Fo rum=,,,,,All_Forums,,,,,&Words=&Searchpage=4&Limit =25&Main=2127283&Search=true&where=&Name=6358&date range=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post2127283)

It's a sharper image massage chair.

[cold_cash]

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I have procured myself via my sex chair, I melted like butter, it was fantastic. Best $1000 I've ever spent. I'm gonna rough up the suspect again (spank it) tomorrow.

And yes, I know none of you would want to see pics in this thread in a million years. But that's just fine because I like to whack off because I can't even get a total slut who likes to get high; I must be meant for myself.

PS. I am honored to be added to the hot tub, hopefully my likeness will be laughed at for years to come. But you guys are just jealous that you didn't get to go to the foam party.

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Fixed - No charge.

[DMBFan23]

lava burn

[mmbt0ne]

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Best $1000 I've ever spent.

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$1000 for sex is expensive.

[fluxrad]

Yeah...I think you still need to be clowned on for having paid money for something from the Sharper Image.

[augie00]

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I have procured myself via my sex chair, I melted like butter, it was fantastic. Best $1000 I've ever spent. I'm gonna rough up the suspect again (spank it) tomorrow.

And yes, I know none of you would want to see pics in this thread in a million years. But that's just fine because I like to whack off because I can't even get a total slut who likes to get high; I must be meant for myself.

PS. I am honored to be added to the hot tub, hopefully my likeness will be laughed at for years to come. But you guys are just jealous that you didn't get to go to the foam party.

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Fixed - No charge.

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Man. that's cold. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[cold_cash]

Dude, you paid a grand for a sex chair and not only admitted it, but bragged about it.

Justice must be done.

[SpearsBritney]

I don't think I would even want to have sex in that chair(especially now). If you bought it because of the massage function, congratulations, you just bought the world's most expensive vibrator.