Official Cranberry Sauce Challenge

[MEbenhoe]

I've had two cans of that cool jellied cranberry sauce (one cranberry, one cran-raspberry) sitting in my room since winter break, and just have never been inspired to eat them. Tonight I looked at them, and said to myself I must eat those. So in 15 minutes when the clock on my computer hits 10:40 the challenge will begin. Place your bets on how long it will take me to devour the two cans.

Supplies:

16 oz Can of Cranberry Sauce
16 oz Can of Cran-raspberry Sauce
Spoon
Bowl
Can Opener

[Edge34]

I could do this easily in 30 minutes or less if I were going for speed.

This stuff freaking rules, so I'd also want to enjoy it. I'll put it at 1-1.5 hours.

Good luck to you sir.

[NLSoldier]

Yuck.

[MEbenhoe]

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Yuck.

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You sir have no appreciation for high quality processed food.

[pshreck]

Give me enough turkey and stuffing, and I could eat endless amounts of this stuff.

[MEbenhoe]

First Can Started

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First Can Started

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first can = easy

2nd Can Started

[MEbenhoe]

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First Can Started

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first can = easy

2nd Can Started

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and done, official clock had me at 8 minutes 57 seconds

[SpearsBritney]

You give me hope.

[mason55]

This has to be up there for shortest pre-publicized challenge.

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This has to be up there for shortest pre-publicized challenge.

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He publicized it here for 17 minutes...I wouldn't call that "pre-publicized" really....

[MEbenhoe]

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This has to be up there for shortest pre-publicized challenge.

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when inspiration strikes, why wait?

[7ontheline]

Was this the jellied kind, or the kind with some whole berries in it too? Seems like without the berries you don't even have to chew.

[MEbenhoe]

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You give me hope.

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"I do what I can, I'm a humanitarian"

-gonores

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Was this the jellied kind, or the kind with some whole berries in it too? Seems like without the berries you don't even have to chew.

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I asked the same question. Jellied.

[MEbenhoe]

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Was this the jellied kind, or the kind with some whole berries in it too? Seems like without the berries you don't even have to chew.

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jellied, although the cran-raspberry had some of those seedlike thingys in it. Its not really about chewing, but being able to force that much cranberry sauce down. I had just had to prove to all the doubters that sub 10 was indeed possible.

[mason55]

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This has to be up there for shortest pre-publicized challenge.

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He publicized it here for 17 minutes...I wouldn't call that "pre-publicized" really....

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Maybe it was the mid-challenge update that seemed weird since it was only 8 minutes.

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This has to be up there for shortest pre-publicized challenge.

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He publicized it here for 17 minutes...I wouldn't call that "pre-publicized" really....

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Maybe it was the mid-challenge update that seemed weird since it was only 8 minutes.

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Understandable...its like a Tyson fight or something. We expected 15 rounds of brutality...we got a sleeper that ended mid-2nd.

Of course, the real fun is in wondering if 2 pounds of cranberry sauce will stay down. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[MEbenhoe]

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Of course, the real fun is in wondering if 2 pounds of cranberry sauce will stay down. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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My [censored] eyes feel like cranberries.

[DavidC]

You totally should have had a webcam running while you did this. /images/graemlins/smile.gif