Who should I stalk at the tables?

[Piiop]

I agree with coldcash about there being too many strategy posts right now. I've decided that from now on, whenever I play, I will stalk someone and play only at their tables. I won't ever chat, I will just sit silently and stare at you while I play. I will stalk on Party or on Stars.

Everyone who wants to be stalked please respond with a post about why I should stalk you and/or why I shouldn't stalk someone else.

[cold_cash]

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Anal Killer
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Find one of these guys.

[Piiop]

Are you nominating yourself?

[cnfuzzd]

me

pm me for screennames, as they have changed since you last saw me

peace

john nickle

[cold_cash]

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Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

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Fuzz, none of these are you? Weird.

[this guy]

You need to look for "Amishcumshot".

Yes, that is a real name on Partypoker.

[Piiop]

Ok, Family Guy over. Hmm, not a lot of replies - I guess not many people want a stalker. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[KDawgCometh]

I'm willing to be stalked. I'd like to have a full outside view of my play as I know that I can be critical of my play, but at the same time I am also biased towards myself a bit

[brettbrettr]

sure...PM me for username.

[Piiop]

I won't be judging, offering advice about, or really even paying attention to your play. I will just be stalking you.

[brettbrettr]

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I won't be judging, offering advice about, or really even paying attention to your play. I will just be stalking you.

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sweet

[Klepton]

i play the party15, PM me for username

[cold_cash]

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I won't be judging, offering advice about, or really even paying attention to your play. I will just be stalking you, (and expecting you to eventually put out).

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Fixed. Heh.

[KDawgCometh]

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I won't be judging, offering advice about, or really even paying attention to your play. I will just be stalking you, (and expecting you to eventually put out).

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Fixed. Heh.

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if that's what's required then that's what's required /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[KDawgCometh]

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I won't be judging, offering advice about, or really even paying attention to your play. I will just be stalking you.

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so what would be the over/under on the restraining order?

[Yobz]

This sounds kinda kinky, I know you said you would remain silent, but can I whisper sweet nothings into your ear?

[Piiop]

If you're into that sort of thing, you can go ahead and do it, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to whisper into your stalker's ear.

[PotatoStew]

I would love to be staked! I think if I had the bankroll for it, I could do really well at a higher limit, where people will respect my raises.

Oh, wait... you said *stalked* .... uh ... nevermind. Freak.

[CallMeIshmael]

I have very high quality rock star sperm for sale.


If you stalk me, I would be willing to offer you a very significant discount.

[oreogod]

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I have very high quality rock star sperm for sale.


If you stalk me, I would be willing to offer you a very significant discount.

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Soooo....u did go to the Garth Brooks concert, huh?

[Piiop]

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I have very high quality rock star sperm for sale.

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I'm interested.

[jason_t]

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I have very high quality rock star sperm for sale.


If you stalk me, I would be willing to offer you a very significant discount.

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Collecting male sperm? You are in the closet.

[Piiop]

If he is, he's not doing a very good job hiding it.

Also, things like his closestitis and your nittiness will not affect my decision when selecting a stalkee.

[CallMeIshmael]

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Collecting male sperm? You are in the closet.

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I cant believe I opened myself up to this 3-bet.