Suggest my new Party name (OT) [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

View Full Version : Suggest my new Party name (OT)

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 04:22 PM

Hey fat humps.

I think there are far too many strategy posts on the boards right now, so I'm doing my duty and cluttering it up with some more of my useless crap.

I'm going to change my Party name and I thought getting a few suggestions in here might be humorous. I've had the same one since forever and it's time for a change-up.

If anyone comes up with a really super good one there might be a small reward involved. (But don't get your hopes up.)

Also, anyone (Entity, CDC) who puts forth any suggestions with the words "nit", "rock", "tight-ass", etc., will be soundly thrashed. (Unless, of course, those words are used to negatively describe a poster other than myself (Entity), in which case they are more than welcome.)

Hopefully I can get a few responses and if there's enough interest (doubtful) I'll set up a poll for the final choice.

Thanks.

SoftcoreRevolt

05-01-2005, 04:38 PM

Odinoncoke

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 04:46 PM

a couple of ideas in honor of the greatest avatar ever.

shtuppnk
4hrsemen

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Entity

05-01-2005, 05:17 PM

Anything with a combination of the following words is good:

Evan, Midget, Prag, Short.

Also, you might want to consider cold_cash_is_a_nit. No one will ever expect it's you.

Rob

wrto4556

05-01-2005, 05:36 PM

BetMonkey, Tinfoilhat, ImWearingOakleys, TastesLikeDouche, FloppyNutz...Names are fun.

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 05:37 PM

[ QUOTE ]
a couple of ideas in honor of the greatest avatar ever.

shtuppnk
4hrsemen

whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[/ QUOTE ]

I like the way you think. Unfortunately, I already tried "nature_boy", and it was taken. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

PokerBob

05-01-2005, 05:38 PM

I am partial to Cold_Donker.

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 05:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

ROTFLMAO

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 05:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
TastesLikeDouche

[/ QUOTE ]

This one is definetely leading the "grossest suggestion" category.

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 05:40 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

This has serious potential.

Shillx

05-01-2005, 05:41 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a winnuh folks!

wrto4556

05-01-2005, 05:42 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ohhhh, that *is* a good one.

or DonkeyVag and StinkyBet....

this guy

05-01-2005, 05:44 PM

Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

Pretty much anything with anal in it.

wrto4556

05-01-2005, 05:46 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Forced Anal

[/ QUOTE ]

Been to prison once?

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 05:47 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

Pretty much anything with anal in it.

[/ QUOTE ]

These are very interesting/frightening suggestions.

Hopefully Chesspain peeks in on this thread. He might be able to shed some light.

Catt

05-01-2005, 06:08 PM

[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

brettbrettr

05-01-2005, 06:14 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

mtdoak

05-01-2005, 06:31 PM

What about 'SoDonkomizer'

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 06:47 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I am partial to Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]

I have too. I wonder who it is. There's Donktasmo too. Makes me laugh

Liam Carver

05-01-2005, 06:59 PM

"Donk_orleone" for those godfather fans out there...

Liam

Catt

05-01-2005, 07:01 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

Pretty much anything with anal in it.

[/ QUOTE ]

These are very interesting/frightening suggestions.

Hopefully Chesspain peeks in on this thread. He might be able to shed some light.

[/ QUOTE ]

Still no witty suggestions from me. I've read the above four different times over the last hour or so and LOL each time.

chesspain

05-01-2005, 07:01 PM

imported_CaseClosed326

05-01-2005, 07:05 PM

HndJb4U
RchArndKng
Doyle6969

Willluck

05-01-2005, 07:10 PM

[ QUOTE ]
"Donk_orleone" for those godfather fans out there...

Liam

[/ QUOTE ]
I like it!

jason_t

05-01-2005, 07:11 PM

JasonTisNotaNit

Willluck

05-01-2005, 07:16 PM

gutshotnyrmouth.

uw_madtown

05-01-2005, 07:26 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a winnuh folks!

[/ QUOTE ]

I already have a name that involves the words "Cold" and "Donk" in a similar manner.

Also, IOpenDonk is NOT weak-tight.

chesspain

05-01-2005, 07:27 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

Pretty much anything with anal in it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah...I love San Quentin in the springtime.

aaino

05-01-2005, 07:31 PM

How about "little Fishy"...... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 07:32 PM

Some very good suggestions so far.

As of now I think I'm teetering between two choices.

I liked "cold_donker", but after reading the subsequent replies I'm afraid it might be played already. Not really sure.

The other one I was considering was "forced_anal", which I think has a really nice ring to it.

Keep 'em coming.

jason_t

05-01-2005, 07:34 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Anal Killer
Anal Master
Forced Anal

Pretty much anything with anal in it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah...I love San Quentin in the springtime.

[/ QUOTE ]

If you get to hear Johnny Cash live, it can't be that bad.

chesspain

05-01-2005, 07:35 PM

[ QUOTE ]
The other one I was considering was "forced_anal", which I think has a really nice ring to it.

Keep 'em coming.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice double double-entendre.

Willluck

05-01-2005, 07:39 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The other one I was considering was "forced_anal", which I think has a really nice ring to it.

Keep 'em coming.

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice double double-entendre.

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't think anyone was thinking about it that hard player.

brettbrettr

05-01-2005, 07:44 PM

[ QUOTE ]

"Donk_orleone" for those godfather fans out there...

[/ QUOTE ]

Entity

05-01-2005, 08:30 PM

For those fans of classic literature, you could be Donkee-hotay.

Rob

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 08:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
JasonTisNotaNit

[/ QUOTE ]

somehow I don't think that one is hapening /images/graemlins/grin.gif

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 08:59 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Cold_Donker.

[/ QUOTE ]

We have a winnuh folks!

[/ QUOTE ]

I already have a name that involves the words "Cold" and "Donk" in a similar manner.

Also, IOpenDonk is NOT weak-tight.

[/ QUOTE ]

and you know this how. maybe you should respond when I ask you at the table /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

brettbrettr

05-01-2005, 09:01 PM

[ QUOTE ]
maybe you should respond when I ask you at the table

[/ QUOTE ]

No, he's not opendonk. It was a joke, he's really NOT weak-tight, at all.

KDawgCometh

05-01-2005, 09:03 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
maybe you should respond when I ask you at the table

[/ QUOTE ]

No, he's not opendonk. It was a joke, he's really NOT weak-tight, at all.

[/ QUOTE ]

well I really want to know who it is. I have a hard time concentrating from the laughing when I see the name, since I've gone up against you, whoever you are

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 09:21 PM

[ QUOTE ]
For those fans of classic literature, you could be Donkee-hotay.

Rob

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the kind of cutting edge, out-of-the-box thinking that I'm looking for. This one may have just taken the lead.

Klepton

05-01-2005, 09:34 PM

jason_t_is_not_a_nit_jk_he_is

Entity

05-01-2005, 09:56 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
For those fans of classic literature, you could be Donkee-hotay.

Rob

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the kind of cutting edge, out-of-the-box thinking that I'm looking for. This one may have just taken the lead.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm still trying to figure out how it should be spelled, though. I love Cervantes. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

That guy

05-01-2005, 10:07 PM

good one you could copy from Ultimate Bet player:

"GL_NH_GG_FU"

That guy

05-01-2005, 10:12 PM

"Donk, There It Is"

"Who Let The Donks Out?"

cold_cash

05-01-2005, 10:21 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
For those fans of classic literature, you could be Donkee-hotay.

Rob

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the kind of cutting edge, out-of-the-box thinking that I'm looking for. This one may have just taken the lead.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm still trying to figure out how it should be spelled, though. I love Cervantes. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I think the spelling's fine.

Fnord

05-02-2005, 02:04 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with Q/images/graemlins/spade.gif, Q/images/graemlins/heart.gif. CO posts a blind of $3.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, 1 fold, Fnord 3-bets, 5 folds, BB (IOpenDonk) calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (10.33 SB) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 4/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, 4/images/graemlins/spade.gif (3 players)
IOpenDonk checks, UTG+1 checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk raises, UTG+1 folds, Fnord 3-bets, IOpenDonk calls.

Turn: (8.16 BB) Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk raises, Fnord 3-bets, IOpenDonk folds.

Final Pot: 13.16 BB

Results in white below: 
No showdown. Fnord wins 13.16 BB. 

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Fnord is MP3 with Q/images/graemlins/club.gif, Q/images/graemlins/diamond.gif.
UTG (IOpenDonk) raises, 3 folds, Fnord 3-bets, 4 folds, UTG (IOpenDonk) calls.

Flop: (7.33 SB) 7/images/graemlins/club.gif, 9/images/graemlins/spade.gif, 9/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk raises, Fnord 3-bets, IOpenDonk calls.

Turn: (6.66 BB) 3/images/graemlins/heart.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk calls.

River: (8.66 BB) 8/images/graemlins/diamond.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk calls.

Final Pot: 10.66 BB

Results in white below: 
IOpenDonk has Kd Ad (one pair, nines).
Fnord has Qc Qd (two pair, queens and nines).
Outcome: Fnord wins 10.66 BB. 

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with A/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/heart.gif.
2 folds, Fnord calls, 4 folds, SB (IOpenDonk) raises, 1 fold, Fnord calls.

Flop: (5 SB) 4/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 5/images/graemlins/club.gif, A/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk bets, Fnord raises, IOpenDonk calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 4/images/graemlins/club.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 2/images/graemlins/spade.gif (2 players)
IOpenDonk checks, Fnord bets, IOpenDonk calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: 
IOpenDonk has Qc Qs (two pair, queens and fours).
Fnord has Ah 5h (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: Fnord wins 8.50 BB.

GoblinMason (Craig)

05-02-2005, 02:09 AM

[ QUOTE ]
"Donk_orleone" for those godfather fans out there...

Liam

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow, I wish I had thought of that for my last SN. VNH

-Craig

cold_cash

05-02-2005, 02:15 AM

I would just call the flop bet in Hand 3.

[ QUOTE ]
"Donk_orleone" for those godfather fans out there...

Liam

Wow, I wish I had thought of that for my last SN. VNH

-Craig

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not a big Godfather guy, but I think this one is in the running.

KDawgCometh

05-02-2005, 02:46 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

still doesn't answer who the mystery 2+2er is

mmbt0ne

05-02-2005, 03:06 AM

UsingEvanals
Pwntastic
IFuqdUrMom

uw_madtown

05-02-2005, 03:19 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

still doesn't answer who the mystery 2+2er is

[/ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

peace
uw_madtown

KDawgCometh

05-02-2005, 03:46 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

still doesn't answer who the mystery 2+2er is

[/ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

peace
uw_madtown

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not the sharpest knife in the box /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Fnord

05-02-2005, 03:46 AM

[ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

[/ QUOTE ]

I take it you know who it is then? PM me?

uw_madtown

05-02-2005, 03:54 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

[/ QUOTE ]

I take it you know who it is then? PM me?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'd rather not give it outright as some people are touchy about that (I am one of them). If he wants to make himself known, he can...

Fnord

05-02-2005, 03:59 AM

[ QUOTE ]

I'd rather not give it outright as some people are touchy about that (I am one of them). If he wants to make himself known, he can...

[/ QUOTE ]

For what it's worth, if you really wanna hide among the vast sea of donk anonymity, don't pick a name with a 2+2 reference. This goes for "IPlayG00t" as well. When I picked my new handle I went for something that blended in but has some cute non-poker references.

Bulbarainey

05-02-2005, 04:30 AM

peeinmybutt

wrto4556

05-02-2005, 04:38 AM

[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/confused.gif

jason_t

05-02-2005, 04:44 AM

[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

You have some strange fantasies. Some strange fantasies.

Fnord

05-02-2005, 04:55 AM

DingDonk
ChechDonk
DonkRaise
WinLoseOrDonk
WinLoserDonk
DonkMeTender

admiralfluff

05-02-2005, 05:07 AM

asslube

oreogod

05-02-2005, 05:14 AM

AmishCumShot
YellowAsian
BlueBallin'
uberluber
lubemaker
ole'inandout
pinnaplepussy
looksgoodinthong

oreogod

05-02-2005, 05:15 AM

oh:

FistingYourMom -- that one seems to fit u the best.

or
PoundingYourMom

Fnord

05-02-2005, 05:16 AM

[ QUOTE ]
AmishCumShot

[/ QUOTE ]

Speaking of players I pwned this weekend...
You wouldn't happen to be AmishRounder?

oreogod

05-02-2005, 05:20 AM

naw, I dont mind if my name is out there but I usually go by 'thecutoff'

I cant stand party's software anyway (even with ifx's party mod) so I usually stay away. There are other sites I like quite bit more.

I will probably play more on there, but still, I can't stand the place for the most part.

oreogod

05-02-2005, 06:09 AM

Okay okay, I got it...go with an Indian porn name, native american style, example:

Totempole
Fleshfoot
CumsOnWalls
CumsOnEverything

or just :

GodsNutSack works to.

sfer

05-02-2005, 09:14 AM

VagDischarge
EvanalSpray

uw_madtown

05-02-2005, 09:22 AM

[ QUOTE ]
VagDischarge
EvanalSpray

[/ QUOTE ]

Anything referring to Evanals is awesome.

ErrantNight

05-02-2005, 09:23 AM

you did suggest forced_anal, right?

Fnord

05-02-2005, 09:25 AM

Sure, if you guys want to get vulgar...

ColdRimJob

sfer

05-02-2005, 09:44 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Sure, if you guys want to get vulgar...

ColdRimJob

[/ QUOTE ]

Meh. I have no idea what "cold" adds. MoistRimJob or BrownRimJob is much better.

Bizot

05-02-2005, 09:45 AM

Lovesthebackdoor
AnalScooper
HoldtehManSauce
Mangina
NunsAnus (referring to how tight joo are)
PopCornFart

Btw how come whenever a thread comes up liek this on any message board anywhere out come the "your mom" or anal jokes? And excuse my crap list its 8 am /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Frequitude

05-02-2005, 09:59 AM

MyNutsOnYourChin
DeezNutsOnYourChin

...nuts...chin...you get the point. Funny, insulting, fish-sounding all in one.

JoeyJoJo Shabadu

05-02-2005, 10:02 AM

Your name or anything followed by _KGB. It's really original. You'll be the only one on pp like that...

RyGreen18

05-02-2005, 10:52 AM

TheAntiDonk

Fnord

05-02-2005, 10:53 AM

[ QUOTE ]
Your name or anything followed by _KGB. It's really original. You'll be the only one on pp like that...

[/ QUOTE ]

Donk_KGB

cold_cash

05-02-2005, 11:12 AM

[ QUOTE ]
TheAntiDonk, DonkMeTender

[/ QUOTE ]

These are good.

[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

This is not.

Bizot

05-02-2005, 11:24 AM

ColdCappinDonk
1337Donk
BrilliantDonk *smartass*

Bill C

05-02-2005, 11:32 AM

[ QUOTE ]
"Donk, There It Is"

"Who Let The Donks Out?"

[/ QUOTE ]

Yesssss!

Jibbs

05-02-2005, 11:56 AM

MinusEV

Fnord

05-02-2005, 11:58 AM

[ QUOTE ]

BrilliantDonk *smartass*

[/ QUOTE ]

BrainyDonk (not to be confused with PappaDonk)

afk

05-02-2005, 12:28 PM

Donk used to be funny until everyone and their brother decided it was the be all and end all of funny.

RIP Donk.

cold_cash

05-02-2005, 01:12 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Donk used to be funny until everyone and their brother decided it was the be all and end all of funny.

RIP Donk.

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you might be right. Sadly, this makes the task of choosing my new name much more difficult.

That guy

05-02-2005, 01:44 PM

'Donk' is still used way less than 'Macarena' at its peak - yet 'donk' is much more powerful. I think this donk has legs. Donk has not jumped the shark.

DonkIfUrHorny
DonkDonk-Soooted
Weak-Donk
Donk-Tight

Dariel86

05-02-2005, 02:17 PM

D0nkwanaGamB00l

Dariel86

05-02-2005, 02:17 PM

Or wait.... Don't take it, I want to have it /images/graemlins/cool.gif

JoeyJoJo Shabadu

05-02-2005, 02:28 PM

BigPappa_Donk!

Donk_Juan
Donk_Punch
Honky_Donk_Man
Donk_go_Breaking_my_heart (sorry)
Willy_Donka
Donkin_Donut
Snoop_Donk
Hair of the Donk...

etc.etc.

Catt

05-02-2005, 02:34 PM

thejameser

05-02-2005, 02:40 PM

BET THE TURN

That guy

05-02-2005, 02:45 PM

"You had me at Donk"

"Use the force, Donkey"

"Girls just wanna get Donked"

"U Can't Donk This"

"Fear of a Donk Planet"

"Donkey Bloody Donkey"

"Ice Ice Donkey"

"Donk Times At Ridgemont High"

cold_cash

05-02-2005, 02:46 PM

Niiiiiiice.

I knew you had it in you.

Bizot

05-02-2005, 03:15 PM

FeelingDonk
DonkforBrains
Donk4U
72Donksuit

rmarotti

05-02-2005, 04:29 PM

somebody already ahs a variant of Donkee-hotay

Emmitt2222

05-02-2005, 04:50 PM

going the way of OOT,

gayhottub
howmany5yo

not too great, but going with something hottub could be good

uw_madtown

05-02-2005, 04:55 PM

ILikeSushi
BrilliantIMO
Clarkmeistered
NitsFoldTPTK
MyBallsHurt
PokerHatesMe
EVSedgwick
InThaKiddiePool
IHeartBoobs
OuttaMyElement
ElDuderino
pokergurl2053 (only if you have a GUY avatar)
ITurnSets
CallMe4GoodTime
PokerIsRigged
NoWhammySTOP
ScottTenorman
Im8YrsOld
allstate1995
dontdonkdrunk
GetInThaBoat
JDizzle
jasontissoanit

That guy

05-02-2005, 05:14 PM

15Tckls4Losses95

jason_t

05-02-2005, 05:17 PM

[ QUOTE ]
jasontissoanit

[/ QUOTE ]

uw_madtownisabaginaboy

Dariel86

05-02-2005, 05:33 PM

[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
jasontissoanit

[/ QUOTE ]

uw_madtownisabaginaboy

[/ QUOTE ]

Get a room you too /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Bizot

05-02-2005, 05:53 PM

OpenFoldAA

KDawgCometh

05-02-2005, 05:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
OpenFoldAA

[/ QUOTE ]

that one's reserved for Jasont

uw_madtown

05-02-2005, 06:06 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
jasontissoanit

[/ QUOTE ]

uw_madtownisabaginaboy

[/ QUOTE ]

Get a room you too /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Funny, I was just browsing Bellagio and Wynn sites to book our room for the 2+2 donkfest in June.

I swear to God that if I come back with an NTD (Nit Transmitted Disease) I'm going to shoot someone.

MoreWineII

05-02-2005, 06:09 PM

Cinnamonwind

cnfuzzd

05-02-2005, 06:30 PM

Taking 10BB's off of a known 2+2er when you are an unknown *and* getting the hands like you were in those situations is nothing worth getting worked up over. Not saying you misplayed, but i dont think 2+2er really overplayed their hands at all.

peace

john nickle.

ps. in the first hand i had JJ. How ya like me now? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jason_t

05-02-2005, 06:57 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
jasontissoanit

[/ QUOTE ]

uw_madtownisabaginaboy

[/ QUOTE ]

Get a room you too /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Done (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=cardroom&Number=2293921&Fo rum=f13&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2268930& Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=12473&daterange=1&n ewerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypre v=#Post2293921).

jason_t

05-02-2005, 06:58 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
OpenFoldAA

[/ QUOTE ]

that one's reserved for Jasont

[/ QUOTE ]

I've been meaning to make an Empire account for rakeback.

jason_t

05-02-2005, 06:59 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
jasontissoanit

[/ QUOTE ]

uw_madtownisabaginaboy

[/ QUOTE ]

Get a room you too /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Funny, I was just browsing Bellagio and Wynn sites to book our room for the 2+2 donkfest in June.

I swear to God that if I come back with an NTD (Nit Transmitted Disease) I'm going to shoot someone.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually you'll just be folding KK to preflop raises.

Catt

05-02-2005, 07:26 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Niiiiiiice.

I knew you had it in you.

[/ QUOTE ]

It took two fistfuls of peyote, but I eventually got there.

Jaden

05-02-2005, 08:04 PM

SweatyNutz
caSTR8
STFU_Ho
PokerSlut
JuiciPussi
SuckOutonU
MiracleRvr
CptDonk
DingDonk
DaDonksta

CallMeIshmael

05-02-2005, 08:39 PM

lukewarm_cash

Entity

05-02-2005, 08:41 PM

Hoi Polloi

05-02-2005, 08:51 PM

Your New Girl
Your Ex-Wife
ItsNotAToupee
CarpalTunnel
Donkutainment (requirement fulfilled)
EvantU (requirement fulfilled)

brettbrettr

05-02-2005, 08:57 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

still doesn't answer who the mystery 2+2er is

[/ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

peace
uw_madtown

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that.

Hoi Polloi

05-02-2005, 08:58 PM

I forgot these:

I forget
gud spelur (for all those misspelled handles out there)
Fourth Streetwalker

Bizot

05-02-2005, 09:00 PM

GoneDonking
DonkDraw
DonkaDonkleDOO

JoeyJoJo Shabadu

05-02-2005, 10:05 PM

"Donkey Bloody Donkey "
Lmao!!!!

CallMeIshmael

05-02-2005, 10:08 PM

I havent read the whole thread...

but, has anyone suggested "DonkIfYoureHorny"

I think it was mentioned on the forum before, but I also believe whomever mentioned said the account had been closed.

DeathDonkey

05-03-2005, 05:23 AM

This thread makes me sad because I've used this name for like 10 years for online games and now everyone wants to be a donkey.

-DeathDonkey

bawcerelli

05-03-2005, 05:53 AM

Funniest screen name I've ever seen:

PoundThatAce

Escape

05-03-2005, 06:52 AM

Onedaydonk?

masonx

05-03-2005, 07:01 AM

prematurejaculating_cash

ToGreyStreet

05-06-2005, 03:07 AM

[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

for reasons I don't want to explore, this is the funniest thing ever

jason_t

05-06-2005, 03:09 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

for reasons I don't want to explore, this is the funniest thing ever

[/ QUOTE ]

No you don't want to explore them and no it isn't.

cold_cash

05-06-2005, 03:12 AM

[ QUOTE ]
prematurejaculating_cash

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf?

rmarotti

05-06-2005, 03:12 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
peeinmybutt

[/ QUOTE ]

for reasons I don't want to explore, this is the funniest thing ever

[/ QUOTE ]

then you should seriously consider killing yourself.

Disclaimer: jason_t usually says that line, not me. I am a poseur who wears girl's underwear.

Bud31069

05-06-2005, 03:56 AM

How about "URMyATM"...
My fav is "Chips_OClay", but it is already in use on Party.

scotty34

05-06-2005, 04:33 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

I saw an obvious 2+2er last night: "IOpenDonk"

[/ QUOTE ]
Yea, but at least he's tight weak.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're kidding, right? I hit him up for over 10BB last night. He's tight but over-plays his hands.

[/ QUOTE ]

still doesn't answer who the mystery 2+2er is

[/ QUOTE ]

It confused me for awhile too.

I'd bet a nickle that you figure it out eventually though.

peace
uw_madtown

[/ QUOTE ]

Nice.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was waiting for someone to pick up on that.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm impressed I got it right away. I'm not sure if it was also meant to be included, but I highlighted what really tipped me off.

ThinkQuick

05-06-2005, 04:54 AM

1) peeinmybutt is so funny

2) I would honestly consider a girly name. . I think that girls (or at least girly named players) get more action
not planning on running any stats on it tho.

Bud31069

05-06-2005, 05:24 AM

Have you ever noticed how some screen names can be annoying, especially if you can't figure out what they mean. Maybe you could use this to an advantage. At least one person at the table will spend some time studying your name instead of your play.
Pick something good and spell it backwards;
cixelsydru
emalnkcufruoy

Just a late night thought..

sthief09

05-06-2005, 05:34 AM

threads like this ruin this forum

Liam Carver

05-06-2005, 05:56 AM

I think Canadians in general (and especially me) need to teach our american brothers (who specialize in global violence) a thing or two about profanity, grossness, and how a liberal democracy coupled with widespread anti-christian sentiment (CANADA) can pollute the integrity of this naming process.

Gross:

Pecker_Snot
Bleeding_Anus_Licker
Green_Vag_Slime
Jacked_off_on_Mom
Ate_Dads_Ass
Meat_Curtain_Collector
Beefy_Puss_Grinder
Yodeling_Ass_Browner
Stool_Packing_Stu
Porky_Quim_Nuts
Gay_Foreskin_Gobbler
French_Canadians_Eat_my_ASS_lint (sorry, I hate those guys)
Over_60_Impregnator
Lemme_give_your_wallet_an_abortion Hmmm...Too Long?
I'll_Eat_Yer_Lung_Butter
Travellin_Spam_Javelin
Pork_Sword_All_Aboard
Nasty_GoatAss_Rimmer
Cow_Vagina_JuiceMan
90YrOldScrotumSniffer
Fattys-Roll-Tartar
PussDrinker
Stinky_PissFlaps

Anyway...I hope you can find a name. Personally I like Peeinmyass (magnificent work). I took Donk_orleone because it wasn't a frontrunner.

Liam

Bizot

05-06-2005, 08:26 AM

theres no need to fear UnderDonk is here!!

scotty34

05-06-2005, 03:57 PM

Keeping with the Donk trend I have to suggest

DonkGoneIt or (Donkgonit to have nit as well)

jason_t

05-06-2005, 04:00 PM

I've got a great one. This one is brilliant. Prepare to be blown away. You ready?

LetThisF[/i]uckingThreadDieNow.

cold_cash

05-06-2005, 04:08 PM

I'm not the one that keeps bumping it, but whatever.

KDawgCometh

05-06-2005, 04:13 PM

woohoo, I figured it out last night, of course it took him sitting to my left and lots o questions. yea me