Poker Mountain

[The Monk]

I logged on to Poker Mountain just 5 minutes ago looking for a ring game to try to play off some of my bonus. To my surprise my account showed $00.00 and not 1 person was playing a real money game. As anyone who has an account at PM since the beginning knows there have been other issues in the past as well. Makes me wonder since Daniel now is the poker ambassador for Wynn's place if he will no longer lend his name to this site. A few weeks I think will tell.

[poker-penguin]

Me too.

Hopefully it's just another server issue and my money will be there tonight.

I think the Poo is in major quicksand.

[The Monk]

I just received a reply and they admit they have a problem and are notifying their programmers. How long will this take-I have a feeling since they can not make any money via the rake with no players they will solve the issue quickly.
It did take them 5 business days to solve the withdrawal via Neteller when they 1st opened up-but then there is no hurry when a player wants to take money out.

[Brown Thumb]

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Makes me wonder since Daniel now is the poker ambassador for Wynn's place if he will no longer lend his name to this site. A few weeks I think will tell.

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I am not so optimistic: I heard C.J. Cloutier was stopped at the Mexican border with 3 "Blade" servers and $250 cash. He said something about having the his whole life's work in the trunk of his car. After lenghty questioning by authorities, C.J. admitted he has not been able to think clearly once he lost his afro.

I think sh!te mountain is dead.

[Phill S]

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C.J. Cloutier

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you must be on the P.O.T. im guessing

[SoftcoreRevolt]

No this is the other Cluetear who is really good at craps.

[radar5]

Tell us a story Thumb.

[Brown Thumb]

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Tell us a story Thumb.

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What do you want to know about?

By the way, I was really stoned the other day when I told everyone I was quitting poker.

What was I thinking? I got bored out of my friggin' mind.

I've been smoking more lately, but I really need something to do. Of course, I should play poker. But, I won't have cash till Derby Day.

I "rolled" all of my poker money (meaning the money I expected to lose playing poker) into a large P.O.T. purchase.

* Oh, if you want to read a good story, I re-wrote one on the OOT topics forum the other day. Its under the thread "rate my writing" or something like that.

It would be easy to find if you look through my posts because I only have a few from the last week.

Do you think more Internet Forum posters smoke P.O.T. than OOT posters? On the OOT forum, some guy was arguing that beer is more social than P.O.T. I don't think so.

[poker-penguin]

Welcome back Thumb.

I personally smoke P.O.T. more than I drink beer, and I'm an antisocial internet geek.

But really, beer and P.O.T. are both equally social I think.

[Brown Thumb]

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Welcome back Thumb.

I personally smoke P.O.T. more than I drink beer, and I'm an antisocial internet geek.

But really, beer and P.O.T. are both equally social I think.

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Well, I am sorry you are an antisocial internet geek. My point is that no matter who you are, your chances of getting some trim go way up if you are holding a bag of nice ganga instead of a twelver.

Of course, you can lead a horse to water ...

If you don't know what to do once you get the bitches and P.O.T. in the same room, I don't know what else to tell ya.

Think about this:

1. "Hey, you want a sip of my beer?" "Um, no. I already have my own beer, you moron."

2. "Hey, I just rolled a fat one! Let's pass this bitch around, get stoned, and start playing Smiles!"

Which option is more social?

[The Monk]

6 hours after noticing the problem this morning it is not fixed. Not good.

[The Monk]

To be fair the $$$ in the accounts finally came back a little while ago. 5 people are now at real money tables as I type this.

[Greg J]

This is probably the best post BrownThumb has ever made. Nice job dude!

[steamboatin]

Banned at Poo Mountain is a classic.

[radar5]

Thanks for the story tip Thumb. I needed that. Anytime you wanna post a story do it. Since you take requests..... How about Hotel California?

[Slacker13]

I never even had the chance to play there. Software issues. After installing software it would never launch when I tried to open it. Too many poker sites available to deal with shitty software.

Hope it works out.