PDA

View Full Version : Who's tired of life?

dutchbrodymoss
05-01-2005, 03:35 AM
Who's tired of life, and why?
Dynasty
05-01-2005, 03:40 AM
I'm tired of life because I got a little drunk tonight and used my alternate 2+2 username to tell everybody about a time when I masturbated while a neighbor was on a ladder outside my window.
Ianco15
05-01-2005, 03:41 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/weightproblem.jpg
EliteNinja
05-01-2005, 04:00 AM
Wow, that's a fat kid.

I'm not tired of life yet.
I'm tired, though.
IronDragon1
05-01-2005, 04:02 AM
[ QUOTE ]
Who's tired of life, and why?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/apr04/bonds412.jpg

This guy's tired

His family's tired
Non_Comformist
05-01-2005, 04:59 AM
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Who's tired of life, and why?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/apr04/bonds412.jpg

This guy's tired

His family's tired

[/ QUOTE ]

Well done /images/graemlins/smile.gif
whiskeytown
05-01-2005, 05:05 AM
chronically,

depression really puts a damper on anything new....

tonight I walked into a bar for whiskey, and a transvestite band with hot goth chicks was on stage, and all I could think was..."eh, seen it before on TV" and went back to TV and drinking...

terrible when one can no longer be surprised or shocked...thank god I found this online radio station from New Orleans (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2287352&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1) tonight or I'd be in the toilet...

RB
Eurotrash
05-01-2005, 05:08 AM
[ QUOTE ]
a transvestite band with hot goth chicks

[/ QUOTE ]


wait a minute... were the transvestites the hot goth chicks? /images/graemlins/crazy.gif
whiskeytown
05-01-2005, 05:10 AM
no, the transvesites were playing IN the band....the DANCERS were hot goth chicks...

run a google on "All the Pretty Horses" for Minneapolis bands...you might find them...ain't worth my time....

RB
theBruiser500
05-01-2005, 05:25 AM
whiskeytown do you excercise?
whiskeytown
05-02-2005, 06:15 AM
I walk a lot when summer comes - but it's been a cold spring so far....

maybe in a week or two.

RB
NLSoldier
05-02-2005, 06:20 AM
[ QUOTE ]
I'm tired of life because I got a little drunk tonight and used my alternate 2+2 username to tell everybody about a time when I masturbated while a neighbor was on a ladder outside my window.

[/ QUOTE ]

Did I miss this /images/graemlins/confused.gif
istewart
05-02-2005, 06:22 AM
Yep, dude.
NLSoldier
05-02-2005, 06:23 AM
Link plz?
istewart
05-02-2005, 06:25 AM
rofl (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2287027&Fo rum=f20&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=200&Main=2287009 &Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=23977&daterange=1& newerval=2&newertype=d&olderval=1&oldertype=d&body prev=#Post2287027)
NLSoldier
05-02-2005, 06:27 AM
HAHAHAHAH much appreciated.
Blarg
05-02-2005, 07:06 AM
Life flows to death,
As rivers to the sea.
And life is fresh
And death is salt to me.

-- Cunningham

Or for the Philip Larkin fan:

Your Mum and Dad, they fuk you up
They don't mean to, but they do.
They give you all the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

Man passes misery on to man.
It deepens like a continental shelf.
Get out early, while you can.
And don't have any kids yourself.

Okay, whenever you're feeling good or blue, remember one of the above, depending on if you want to even things out or compound them.