Favourite song title....

[CallMeIshmael]

Inspired by the new "Flaming Lips" 'album', I am curious as what everyone's favourite song titles are...


FIWW: the song Im referring to is entitled:

Seven Nation Army (Harry Potter’s and George W. Bush’s Severed Head Arm Mix)

[gorie]

generally ones that aren't lame and ones that aren't a page long.

[thirddan]

song title "people = [censored]"

[Kellermann]

Travis Tritt - Girls Gone Wild

[gorie]

p.s. bands that kill white stripes songs are not cool unless they are the white stripes !

[bholdr]

all from frank zappa:

"didjagetanyonya?"

"weasels ripped my flesh"

"titties and beer"

"penguin in bondage"

"the sheik-yerbouti tango"

"the illinois enema bandit"

"in-a-gadda-stravinsky"

"let's make the water turn black"

"help, i'm a rock"

"gotta find my roogalator"

"g-spot tornado"

"what's the ugliest part of your body?"

"you, there, with the hard on!"

"my gitaur wants to kill yer mama"

and so on and so forth.... his entire songlist reads like this, and there's over a thousand tunes in there... FZ was king.

[Corey]

Screwball, "Suck My Dick and Wash My Car"

[spamuell]

IfWhiteAmericaToldTheTruthForOneDayIt'sWorldWouldF allApart - Manic Street Preachers.

[Soul Daddy]

Cocksoldiers and Their Postwar Stubble - Guided by Voices

[jason_t]

Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

[mjohnson406]

George Thorogood - I Drink Alone

Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

[astroglide]

i'm a budding zappa fan. i think anal [censored] has everybody beaten in the song title dept by a mile though.

http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

[CallMeIshmael]

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Bloodhound Gang - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
Bloodhound Gang - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk

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The brilliance that is the bloodhound gang is lost on so many

[Phat Mack]

How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life

[zuluking]

"Dog$hit In My Garden" by a Danish group called Shoo-bee-doo-wah.

[astroglide]

seriously folks, click the link

I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling [censored]
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I [censored] Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid [censored] [censored]
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The [censored] Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You [censored] Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're [censored] Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick

[mmbt0ne]

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I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

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I came in here just to bust this one out, but obviously you were way ahead of the game.

[Daliman]

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Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

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Isn't this Alanis's 2nd or 3rd album title?

Alanis=Pretentious
You, for nominating this tripe=Gay

[Daliman]

Fist Fvcking my Mother-Impotent Sea Snakes

[jason_t]

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Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

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Isn't this Alanis's 2nd or 3rd album title?

Alanis=Pretentious
You, for nominating this tripe=Gay

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You, for thinking this is Alanis Morissette and that I would nominate Alanis Morissette=gay idiot.

Plus, I hate your avatar.

[jason_t]

I /images/graemlins/heart.gif Firefox.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/blocking.jpg

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Dear Mr. Bush,

There are over 100 words for sh!t but only 1 for music.

F*ck you,
Out Hud

[Daliman]

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Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

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Isn't this Alanis's 2nd or 3rd album title?

Alanis=Pretentious
You, for nominating this tripe=Gay

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You, for thinking this is Alanis Morissette and that I would nominate Alanis Morissette=gay idiot.

Plus, I hate your avatar.

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Fiona Apple. Way different than Alanis. And not pretentious at all.

Nice avatar overreaction too. Enjoy that.

[The Dude]

America, F*ck Yeah (Bummer Remix)

[trying2learn]

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued" &amp; "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today"

Fallout Boy

[Zoelef]

I was going to mention Wesley Willis, but why even bother when going up against that?

[jason_t]

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Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

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Isn't this Alanis's 2nd or 3rd album title?

Alanis=Pretentious
You, for nominating this tripe=Gay

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You, for thinking this is Alanis Morissette and that I would nominate Alanis Morissette=gay idiot.

Plus, I hate your avatar.

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Fiona Apple. Way different than Alanis. And not pretentious at all.

Nice avatar overreaction too. Enjoy that.

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

[Uston]

Limiting it to songs that I know and like...

Bananas And Blow by Ween
Too Drunk To F*ck by The Dead Kennedys
Gold Star For Robot Boy by Guided By Voices

[YourFoxyGrandma]

From Murder by Death's album "Like the Exorcist but More Breakdancing"

You Are the Last Dragon (You Possess the Power of the Glow)
Intergalactic Menopause
Holy Lord, Shawshank Redemption Is Such a Good Movie!

[Jack of Arcades]

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Fiona Apple. Way different than Alanis. And not pretentious at all.

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Sarcasm is best left to the intelligent.

[touchfaith]

Butthole Surfers - "I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas"

[Daliman]

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Not a song title, but

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights And if You Know Where You Stand, Then You Know Where to Land And if You Fall It Won't Matter, 'Cuz You'll Know That You're Right

is an awesome album name.

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Isn't this Alanis's 2nd or 3rd album title?

Alanis=Pretentious
You, for nominating this tripe=Gay

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You, for thinking this is Alanis Morissette and that I would nominate Alanis Morissette=gay idiot.

Plus, I hate your avatar.

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Fiona Apple. Way different than Alanis. And not pretentious at all.

Nice avatar overreaction too. Enjoy that.

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's true. you ARE a nit.

[Daliman]

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Fiona Apple. Way different than Alanis. And not pretentious at all.

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Sarcasm is best left to the intelligent.

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Excellent point, sir.

[jason_t]

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's true. you ARE a nit.

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Keep talking out of your ass.

[Philuva]

Summer Babe (Winter Version) by Pavement

[Daliman]

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's true. you ARE a nit.

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Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's what I do best.

Now, what would be great, is if you'd quote this all agin, then AGAIN, say, "Keep talking out of your ass.", as if I'm lying or something, cuz really, it's great stuff.

And people call ME sensitive.

[Paluka]

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i'm a budding zappa fan. i think anal [censored] has everybody beaten in the song title dept by a mile though.

http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

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Amazing, I opened this thread planning on praising the A.C. song titles, and Astro beats me to it.

[jason_t]

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's true. you ARE a nit.

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Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's what I do best.

Now, what would be great, is if you'd quote this all agin, then AGAIN, say, "Keep talking out of your ass.", as if I'm lying or something, cuz really, it's great stuff.

And people call ME sensitive.

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Sensitive? This has nothing to do with being sensitive. You're an idiot.

[Daliman]

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I appreciate your sarcasm. Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's true. you ARE a nit.

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Keep talking out of your ass.

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It's what I do best.

Now, what would be great, is if you'd quote this all agin, then AGAIN, say, "Keep talking out of your ass.", as if I'm lying or something, cuz really, it's great stuff.

And people call ME sensitive.

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Sensitive? This has nothing to do with being sensitive. You're an idiot.

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I agree. Misremembering Alanis Morrisette for Fiona Apple is highly idiotic. They're not similar in the slightest bit. Please forgive me.

But you ARE sensitive. I should know.

[astroglide]

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Butthole Surfers - "I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas"

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hairway to steven didn't have actual song titles, just pictures

[jason_t]

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Sensitive? This has nothing to do with being sensitive. You're an idiot.

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I agree. Misremembering Alanis Morrisette for Fiona Apple is highly idiotic. They're not similar in the slightest bit. Please forgive me.

But you ARE sensitive. I should know.

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Fiona Apple and Alanis Morrisette are very different. For starters, one of them is highly talented and the other isn't.

[Daliman]

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Sensitive? This has nothing to do with being sensitive. You're an idiot.

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I agree. Misremembering Alanis Morrisette for Fiona Apple is highly idiotic. They're not similar in the slightest bit. Please forgive me.

But you ARE sensitive. I should know.

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Fiona Apple and Alanis Morrisette are very different. For starters, one of them is highly talented and the other isn't.

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And the talented one is?


Actually, a lot can be said for Alanis's talent since. My point was both are pretentious, posing, young white girls who take themselves WAY too seriously, take interminable amounts of time between albums, show off tons of their body in some of their videos, and have had ridiculously embarrasing performances/statements in public.

Other than that, yeah, they're COMPLETELY different.