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Freakin
04-29-2005, 07:09 PM
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A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.

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They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

That comes out to 141,120 comments in a 7 week span. That's insane.

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Article (http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage& art_aid=29415)

Freakin

tbach24
04-29-2005, 07:11 PM
lol

tdarko
04-29-2005, 07:12 PM
his screename will have then seen the future.

mason55
04-29-2005, 07:12 PM
I hate all these websites that are trying to be The Onion and failing embarrassingly miserably.

pshreck
04-29-2005, 07:15 PM
Dead is from NY....

... he hasnt posted a response to this yet

... Dead... dead?

SpearsBritney
04-29-2005, 07:15 PM
fukkin hilarious

peachy
04-29-2005, 07:18 PM
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A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.

...

They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

That comes out to 141,120 comments in a 7 week span. That's insane.

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Article (http://publications.mediapost.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Articles.showArticleHomePage& art_aid=29415)

Freakin

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STHEIF!!!!

Reef
04-29-2005, 07:45 PM
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Dead is from NY....

... he hasnt posted a response to this yet

... Dead... dead?

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meh, he posted within the last half-hour.

istewart
04-29-2005, 07:46 PM
I actually laughed out loud.

Vince Young
04-29-2005, 07:48 PM
Literally?

istewart
04-29-2005, 07:48 PM
At the crazy black names, yes.

jakethebake
04-29-2005, 09:28 PM
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Dead is from NY....

... he hasnt posted a response to this yet

... Dead... dead?

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Wishful thinking.

Non_Comformist
04-29-2005, 09:31 PM
Actually he seems to have made an effort to post at more reasonable pace as of late. I don't have any problems with him anymore.

a500lbgorilla
04-29-2005, 09:51 PM
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Dead is from NY....

... he hasnt posted a response to this yet

... Dead... dead?

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meh, he posted within the last half-hour.

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Frrrooooom beyond the graaaave

rusellmj
04-29-2005, 10:04 PM
If it's true, that's awsome.

gamblore99
04-29-2005, 10:46 PM
very funny, but also pretty sad.

Jack of Arcades
04-29-2005, 11:05 PM
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I hate all these websites that are trying to be The Onion and failing embarrassingly miserably.

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The Onion fails at being The Onion.