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BeerMoney
04-29-2005, 11:47 AM
This is pretty controversial. I have no ideas how to put pictures up.. So, I leave that to someone else. (We know Rushmore's answer.)

istewart
04-29-2005, 11:49 AM
Yes.

tbach24
04-29-2005, 11:51 AM
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Yes.

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miajag81
04-29-2005, 11:54 AM
No.

Pocket Trips
04-29-2005, 11:55 AM
she looks like she could kill you by clamping her legs together in the right position but i voted yes ( i like to live dangerously)

BeerMoney
04-29-2005, 11:56 AM
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Yes.

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Would you tear that ass up?

Shajen
04-29-2005, 11:57 AM
no.

not interested in women who look like men.

BeerMoney
04-29-2005, 12:02 PM
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no.

not interested in women who look like men.

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OK. Good point. However, she does have HUGE cans. Which is very feminine.

chaas4747
04-29-2005, 12:02 PM
Venus yes Serena No

daryn
04-29-2005, 12:13 PM
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Venus yes Serena No

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i'll agree with this

Cyrus
04-29-2005, 12:14 PM
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Would you do Serena Williams?

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No, but I'd package and send her to Robert Crumb as a birthday present.

http://www.multimafia.no/revolusjonkel/images/illustrations/uploaded/stor/crumb.gif

astroglide
04-29-2005, 12:20 PM
gladly

InchoateHand
04-29-2005, 12:20 PM
With an athlete of her calibre, I wouldn't "hit it," but I'd lay back and enjoy it.

Lazymeatball
04-29-2005, 01:06 PM
she's rich, famous, is a woman, and is not ugly. of course.

wayabvpar
04-29-2005, 01:06 PM
If I had to have sex with a man, it would be with one more attractive than either Williams 'sister'.

Lazymeatball
04-29-2005, 01:12 PM
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If I had to have sex with a man, it would be with one more attractive than either Williams 'sister'.

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This statement says nothing about the attractiveness of either williams sister. are you trying to say you would rather have sex with a human with a penis than this specific case of humans with vaginas?

maldini
04-29-2005, 01:13 PM
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Venus yes Serena No

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Serena yes (in a second) (with bells on), Veunus no (never)(or anyone else that looks like they just walked out of the Serengeti)

swede123
04-29-2005, 01:19 PM
Serena
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=serena+williams/v=2/SID=w/TID=I035_84/l=IVI/SIG=1358gasd3/EXP=1114881339/*-http%3A//s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/athletes/popups/serena01b.jpg

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~aisom/SERENA%20WILLIAMS%20(1).jpg


Venus

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=venus+williams/v=2/SID=w/TID=I035_84/l=IVI/SIG=128jogpt3/EXP=1114881519/*-http%3A//www.strangesports.com/images/content/5725.jpg

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=venus+williams/v=2/SID=w/TID=I035_84/l=IVI/SIG=14d2t26ic/EXP=1114881544/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/catwoman/venus_williams/catpred.jpg

Swede

Inthacup
04-29-2005, 01:19 PM
http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441097_SerenaWilliams.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200501/r39072_98431.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/91/1554/1024/1026SERENA_WILLIAMS3.jpg

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ten/1999/1001/photo/r_serena.jpg

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/0903/serena_seethrough.jpg

yes

willie
04-29-2005, 01:20 PM
absolutely.

tbach24
04-29-2005, 01:21 PM
http://www.functionx.com/people/swilliams/swilliams2.gif

Inthacup
04-29-2005, 01:24 PM
BOOTY

swede123
04-29-2005, 01:25 PM
I bet Serena could easily kick the asses of 80% of 2+2's members, including myself.

Swede

Sponger15SB
04-29-2005, 01:25 PM
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http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=venus+williams/v=2/SID=w/TID=I035_84/l=IVI/SIG=14d2t26ic/EXP=1114881544/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/catwoman/venus_williams/catpred.jpg


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GROSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

swede123
04-29-2005, 01:27 PM
It's a man, baby!

Dead
04-29-2005, 01:41 PM
No. She has more muscles than I do.

tbach24
04-29-2005, 01:43 PM
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No. She has more muscles than I do.

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So do most women tho

Dead
04-29-2005, 01:44 PM
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No. She has more muscles than I do.

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So do most women tho

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No.

partygirluk
04-29-2005, 01:57 PM
Serena &gt; Venus.

TStoneMBD
04-29-2005, 01:58 PM
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No. She has more muscles than I do.

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So do most women tho

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I have to deny this before someone says "nh".

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fyp

AlienCorpse
04-29-2005, 01:58 PM
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No. She has more muscles than I do.

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So do most women tho

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nh

Jman28
04-29-2005, 03:16 PM
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Venus yes Serena No

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i'll agree with this

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I think you two have them mixed up.

NLSoldier
04-29-2005, 03:23 PM
Yuck

BWebb
04-29-2005, 03:24 PM
Anyone who votes no for this post has obviously never felt any part of a woman that is normally kept under clothes.

jakethebake
04-29-2005, 03:27 PM
I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think [i]she[/b] looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

Clarkmeister
04-29-2005, 03:27 PM
How on earth is "no" winning??

theghost
04-29-2005, 03:27 PM
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http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images441097_SerenaWilliams.jpg

http://i.cnn.net/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200501/r39072_98431.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/91/1554/1024/1026SERENA_WILLIAMS3.jpg

http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/ten/1999/1001/photo/r_serena.jpg

http://www.whatevs.org/images/dailypics/0903/serena_seethrough.jpg



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Sold. Definitely.

BWebb
04-29-2005, 03:30 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think [i]she[/b] looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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Dude, at worst she is a butter face (I think she is okay). That body is amazing.

jakethebake
04-29-2005, 03:32 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think [i]she[/b] looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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Dude, at worst she is a butter face (I think she is okay). That body is amazingly gorilla-like.

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namknils
04-29-2005, 03:35 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think she looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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I agree with you Jake, I think she is hideously hideously ugly.

partygirluk
04-29-2005, 03:43 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think she looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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I agree with you Jake, I think she is hideously hideously ugly.

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I don't see how anyone could find her ugly. http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~aisom/SERENA%20WILLIAMS%20(1).jpg

She is gorgeous. Admittedly, she has too much muscle for my liking. But she is ultra-fit and well co-ordinated, and that bodes very well for her sexual ability.

Kurn, son of Mogh
04-29-2005, 03:45 PM
See, now, I'm on the other side. Serena yes, Venus no.

04-29-2005, 03:46 PM
Yes.

Richie Rich
04-29-2005, 03:52 PM
Serena, yes. Venus? No.

Phoenix1010
04-29-2005, 03:55 PM
Insta-push.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 04:01 PM
i see a hundred chicks the second i step into any bar in Dallas that i would do waaaaay before her, thats not even counting how many more as i go THROUGH the bar.

they are both meh.

Inthacup
04-29-2005, 04:14 PM
Irrelevant. The question is 'Would you do her' not 'Is she the hottest chick you see the second you step into any bar in Dallas'.

LondonBroil
04-29-2005, 04:38 PM
I'd do her...







































































...in the pooper

jakethebake
04-29-2005, 04:44 PM
http://www.gapingmaws.com/Primates/GORILLA-BY_TRUDIE_WALTMAN.JPG


http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200501/r39072_98431.jpg


http://www.evolutionnyc.com/id-843/ImgUpload/N_118263_961765.jpg

pokerjo22
04-29-2005, 04:58 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think [i]she[/b] looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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http://www.worth1000.com/entries/129000/129141sxAW_w.jpg

istewart
04-29-2005, 05:02 PM
LOL

NLSoldier
04-29-2005, 05:03 PM
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I am astounded that anyone could find her attractive. She looks like a gorilla. I don't mean that in a racist, all-black-people-look-like-gorillas way. I really think [i]she[/b] looks like a gorilla, she's even built like one. I don't know what kind of steroids she uses, but I'm fairly sure Jose Canseco never had anything that good. She scares me.

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:05 PM
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Irrelevant. The question is 'Would you do her' not 'Is she the hottest chick you see the second you step into any bar in Dallas'.

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not irrelevant. my answer is "no" b/c there is waaaaay better ass to be had "at any bar in Dallas." i wouldn't waste my time with that nonsense, i can't believe how many people drool over her? you guys can have her and leave the truly beautiful women to me.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:07 PM
thank you jake. this was perfect.

PassiveCaller
04-29-2005, 05:10 PM
Since I don't give a fluck about rich &amp; famous, and I don't like women that look like men.. This isn't close.

I find the results intriguing though... It seems both sides fall into a "extreme easy yes" or... "extreme easy no" and it results in pretty damn close to 50-50.

bernie
04-29-2005, 05:23 PM
Yes.

And so would everyone else who said no in this thread if the opportunity presented itself.

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:25 PM
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And so would everyone else who said no in this thread if the opportunity presented itself.



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i wouldn't so your comment is already incorrect.

bernie
04-29-2005, 05:36 PM
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i wouldn't so your comment is already incorrect

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Sure you wouldn't.

Unless you're older and/or married. Most guys have slept with much worse both in looks and physical appearance. Then again, this is OOT where the standards are so high you wonder just how many on here actually have been laid. Standards tend to drop a bit when you've felt that wonderful feeling.

Besides, you can always turn off the light and feel a nice, toned body. She's probably one helluva ride.

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PassiveCaller
04-29-2005, 05:38 PM
definite no.

moondogg
04-29-2005, 05:40 PM
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Besides, you can always turn off the light and feel a nice, toned body. She's probably one helluva ride.


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I think if you turned off the lights most of her would feel like a man. A muscular man.

bernie
04-29-2005, 05:40 PM
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i see a hundred chicks the second i step into any bar in Dallas that i would do waaaaay before her,

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This just means she's a ways down the list, not that you wouldn't do her.

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DBowling
04-29-2005, 05:40 PM
yes

bernie
04-29-2005, 05:43 PM
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I think if you turned off the lights most of her would feel like a man. A muscular man.

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Actually, more like a bigger, toned woman. No matter what, a woman 'feels' different than a man. You'd be visualizing too much.

Lights off, you wouldn't think she's a dude on you. Unless she straps one on.

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Inthacup
04-29-2005, 05:43 PM
That was my point as well. Later, he indirectly states that she doesn't meet his standards.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:46 PM
actually i am not married, i do have a beautiful gf of about 2 years and it would be sin to bang that goofy lookin ape instead of what i have now.

even if i were completely single there is no chance and it has nothing to do with "standards" b/c that is relative. i wouldn't do her for the simple reason that gigantic men w/o a feminine quality about them aren't attractive to me...but hey thats just me. oh and about her boobs, who cares? you would bang that nasty chick b/c her boobs are big? there are a million better women out there with waaaaay better tits.

my answer then and now is never.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:48 PM
actually no. i said no and i have never changed, it DOES NOT HAVE TO DO WITH STANDARDS IT HAS TO DO WITH PREFERENCE.

men don't turn me on. period.

bernie
04-29-2005, 05:50 PM
Anyone who thinks the top 2 pics look like a dude oughtta get their eyewear prescriptions refilled. That body is all woman. Ill give that the face isn't that appealling to me. So what?

This is also more-so what it would look like if she was just out and around. Not on the court pumped up.

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bernie
04-29-2005, 05:52 PM
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i do have a beautiful gf of about 2 years and it would be sin to bang that goofy lookin ape

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The reason couldn't be racial, could it?

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bernie
04-29-2005, 05:55 PM
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men don't turn me on. period.

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The 2 pics of her in a bathing suit most definitely don't look like a guy.

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 05:56 PM
nope. if you got it you got it no matter color and she just doesn't have it.

its just my opinion though bernie, you can have yours and we live on. just don't presume anything and tell me that I WOULD bang her when i know me better than you know me.

istewart
04-29-2005, 05:57 PM
tdarko nobody gives a [censored] about your bar in Dallas. That is completely irrelevant. Essentially what you're saying is you wouldn't [censored] anyone who's not in your Dallas bar.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:00 PM
hey numbnuts calm the [censored] down. i wasn't being rude and i wasn't being a dick to anyone so STFU you [censored] troll. the bar in dallas was just an example of why i wouldn't b/c bernie was telling me that i would, but hey guess what i know that i wouldn't.

i think bernie and i were having a civil conversation so stay the [censored] out you troll.

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:04 PM
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if you got it you got it no matter color and she just doesn't have it.

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I can't think of any white women who have ever been described to look like apes.

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just don't presume anything and tell me that I WOULD bang her when i know me better than you know me.

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Actually, I know mostly guys and how they think. Many guys would say no, but would be there in a flash if the situation presented itself. It just sounds cooler to say no. However, I can give slack for having a g/f.

No single guy would pass this up if he has a healthy libido.

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bernie
04-29-2005, 06:07 PM
So you would agree then that the 2 bathingsuit pics posted do not look like a guy?

:I think 'ghost' posted them:

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:08 PM
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Actually, I know mostly guys and how they think. Many guys would say no, but would be there in a flash if the situation presented itself. It just sounds cooler to say no. However, I can give slack for having a g/f.

No single guy would pass this up if he has a healthy libido.



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i see your point and its valid. i guess i am just not as overzealous about certain women b/c of the gf factor. but i have to say even if i were single i still don't know if i would, she just doesn't do it for me. i could be wrong though, i have been before /images/graemlins/wink.gif

wayabvpar
04-29-2005, 06:09 PM
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I can't think of any white women who have ever been described to look like apes.

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Check out reruns of 'Full House' (if you can stand it). The Olsen twins looked a lot like monkeys when they were small.

istewart
04-29-2005, 06:10 PM
You said this before bernie ever got here.

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i see a hundred chicks the second i step into any bar in Dallas that i would do waaaaay before her, thats not even counting how many more as i go THROUGH the bar.

they are both meh.

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I hope you realize this is irrelevant FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME. If not you can go back to banging your amazingly beautiful girlfriend who is assuredly a tranny.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:10 PM
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So you would agree then that the 2 bathingsuit pics posted do not look like a guy?



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yes i would agree, but that everyday photo (the one with her nipples showing) is just disgusting to me and thats more of what she would look like instead of those airbrushed professional shots of her. yes, those were her best pictures though.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:14 PM
i like how trolls like you try to take stabs at people over the internet, hahahahaha this is greatness. i didn't take any stabs at anyone on this forum (except you after you trolled) and yet you want to attack me, roflmao!!!!! your comments are beneath for you don't know me.

i see you troll every thread on this site, i got an idea why don't you use this site for its intent.

istewart
04-29-2005, 06:18 PM
I got an idea. Write a sentence that someone outside Texas can understand.

"Using this site for its intent" is a funny line coming from someone who posts 95% of the time in OOT.

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:18 PM
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but i have to say even if i were single i still don't know if i would, she just doesn't do it for me. i could be wrong though, i have been before

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I've done worse looking in both physical and facial departments. More-so physical. In fact, I could say I haven't ever done a woman in even remotely that type of physical condition.

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bernie
04-29-2005, 06:21 PM
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Check out reruns of 'Full House' (if you can stand it). The Olsen twins looked a lot like monkeys when they were small.

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hahahaha. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Those twins are not aging well. And to think they're so young. Their looks in the future don't look so good. Sad to say they hit the wall in their mid teens.

When I think of a chick from full house, I think of Lori Laughlin(sp?).

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:22 PM
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"Using this site for its intent" is a funny line coming from someone who posts 95% of the time in OOT.

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this is arbitrary. i don't think its where you post but what you read thats important. just b/c i don't make a ton of posts in the SSNL (where i read for the majority) means absolutely zero, but what i read and take in does mean something.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:23 PM
i don't think anyone has ever done anyone in that phsyical condition. that is the pinnacle.

tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:25 PM
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When I think of a chick from full house, I think of Lori Laughlin(sp?).


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hmmmmmm, becky /images/graemlins/grin.gif

istewart
04-29-2005, 06:26 PM
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"Using this site for its intent" is a funny line coming from someone who posts 95% of the time in OOT.

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this is arbitrary. i don't think its where you post but what you read thats important. just b/c i don't make a ton of posts in the SSNL (where i read for the majority) means absolutely zero, but what i read and take in does mean something.

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Dude, I know. Far and away the majority of my posts are in this forum but I read most of the other ones regularly.

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:28 PM
Most models and people in the public eye look much different in person than their glamour shots.

You can't say your g/f is flawless. She'd look smokin' hot in an airbrushed shot too. And you'd really dig it regardless of whether it was airbrushed.

Look at britney or Pam anderson. They don't look anything like she does when she's up and performing/promoting. I didn't even recognize Pam when I saw a pic of her w/o being all made up.

Now some on here would see the 'candid' shots of them and say, no way!!! When in reality they'd hit it in a heartbeat.

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Shajen
04-29-2005, 06:30 PM
Bernie I don't find her attractive at all.

Yes, she is in amazing physical shape, but she is just not desirable for me.

(Yeah, I've dated black girls before too)

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:30 PM
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i don't think anyone has ever done anyone in that phsyical condition. that is the pinnacle.



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Im pretty sure she'd easily outlast me. Even if I had a tag team partner to help out.

Great physical condition is also a sexual enhancer.

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:31 PM
you are correct, nobody is flawless.

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:32 PM
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Bernie I don't find her attractive at all.

Yes, she is in amazing physical shape, but she is just not desirable for me.

(Yeah, I've dated black girls before too)

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Not even if you did her from behind in the dark? With 2 bags over her head?

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Shajen
04-29-2005, 06:33 PM
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Bernie I don't find her attractive at all.

Yes, she is in amazing physical shape, but she is just not desirable for me.

(Yeah, I've dated black girls before too)

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Not even if you did her from behind in the dark? With 2 bags over her head?

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Well, in *that* case:

Bring it on Serena! Of course, she'd probably want the bags on my head /images/graemlins/grin.gif

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:34 PM
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hmmmmmm, becky

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Was that the name of the character?

heh...No need to turn the lightswitch off for her. Not sure how she's aging.

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bernie
04-29-2005, 06:35 PM
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Of course, she'd probably want the bags on my head

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She can start her own thread if she wants to put conditions on us. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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tdarko
04-29-2005, 06:36 PM
her character name was becky. her real name is lori loughlin.

Shajen
04-29-2005, 06:36 PM
LOL, nice one. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

bernie
04-29-2005, 06:39 PM
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her real name is lori loughlin.

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I knew her real name. Just wasn't sure of the spelling. I didn't watch FH enough to know her character. I'd just stop and drool a bit when she was on, then commercial time, I'd continue channel surfing.

She was hot in a couple flicks in her teen years too.

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astroglide
04-29-2005, 07:17 PM
any time she gets refused i'd bang her then too

Dead
04-29-2005, 07:46 PM
link (http://www.fredoneverything.net/AsianWomen.shtml)

Blarg
04-29-2005, 08:04 PM
Her face in that top picture looks damn fugly, and it doesn't look so great in the rest of them, either.

Blarg
04-29-2005, 08:20 PM
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I think if you turned off the lights most of her would feel like a man. A muscular man.

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Actually, more like a bigger, toned woman. No matter what, a woman 'feels' different than a man. You'd be visualizing too much.

Lights off, you wouldn't think she's a dude on you. Unless she straps one on.

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If you were with her and ran your hand up and down her arms and felt a big hard baseball in her biceps, it sure as hell wouldn't feel very feminine. I think it might give me vertigo LOL. It would definitely be disorienting and pull you out of the moment. Exact opposite of a turn-on.

It would be strange seeing the signs that you're really getting to your woman become pumped up shoulder and bicep veins and big veins popping on her forehead.

And regular women sometimes like to push their palms hard into your chest and shoulders and it's all part of the fun, but Serena doing that would bench press you right off her body and bounce you off a nightstand or something. It would be pretty weird for a guy to have to be the one saying, "Slow down...be gentle."

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04-29-2005, 08:22 PM
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actually i am not married, i do have a beautiful gf of about 2 years and it would be sin to bang that goofy lookin ape instead of what i have now.

even if i were completely single there is no chance and it has nothing to do with "standards" b/c that is relative. i wouldn't do her for the simple reason that gigantic men w/o a feminine quality about them aren't attractive to me...but hey thats just me. oh and about her boobs, who cares? you would bang that nasty chick b/c her boobs are big? there are a million better women out there with waaaaay better tits.

my answer then and now is never.

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To be fair, you gotta give her more credit on the boobs by far. Those are great boobs. You'll bump into a milloin women with "waaaay better tits"? I don't think so.

bernie
04-29-2005, 08:25 PM
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It would be strange seeing the signs that you're really getting to your woman become pumped up shoulder and bicep veins and big veins popping on her forehead.

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There's some good looking women who, when in this spot, don't look as good as when you first start nailing them. Some just look ugly when they have sex.

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And regular women sometimes like to push their palms hard into your chest and shoulders and it's all part of the fun, but Serena doing that would bench press you right off her body and bounce you off a nightstand or something. It would be pretty weird for a guy to have to be the one saying, "Slow down...be gentle."

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When I get done laughing at this, Im going to visualize it again and laugh some more.

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bernie
04-29-2005, 08:27 PM
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To be fair, you gotta give her more credit on the boobs by far. Those are great boobs. You'll bump into a milloin women with "waaaay better tits"? I don't think so.

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Between the flapjacks and the kneeshooters, I tend to agree.

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Jim Kuhn
04-29-2005, 08:55 PM
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How on earth is "no" winning??

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I suspect a lot of the female posters are lying!

tdarko
04-29-2005, 09:26 PM
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Between the flapjacks and the kneeshooters, I tend to agree.



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haha, you mean in "egg in a sock?"

Dominic
04-29-2005, 10:50 PM
I don't get the whole Serena thing. She looks exactly like a gorilla to me. Without the hair.

Dominic
04-29-2005, 10:53 PM
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I can't think of any white women who have ever been described to look like apes.

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Check out reruns of 'Full House' (if you can stand it). The Olsen twins looked a lot like monkeys when they were small.

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Actually,they looked a lot like those troll dolls with the orange hair that you can squeeze.

SpearsBritney
04-29-2005, 11:00 PM
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And regular women sometimes like to push their palms hard into your chest and shoulders and it's all part of the fun

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