It's Just not FAIR!!!!

[Pocket Trips]

It's just not fair that one man gets to screw Mimi Rogers, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz and now Katie friggen Holmes!!!!!

When i grow up I wanna be Tom Cruise... He is one lucky effing bastard!!!!

[Subfallen]

Tom Cruise is awesome. He's only 5'7" and he routinely fucks hot women. Besides Eminem, he's my hero.