Riskwise needs OOT's collective help

[ThaSaltCracka]

so, via AIM Riskwise asked me if I knew of any cool places for a few HS aged kids from Minnesota to go on a road trip this summer. All 4 of them are going into their senior year of HS, and only one will be 18, the rest are 17. I advised him and his friends to go to some popular family vacation spot where there would be plenty of HS aged girls who were bored as [censored] with hanging out with their famalies. This seems like an ideal location because their is probably lots to do, most likely good weather, and hopefully lots of girls around. I also advised him he needs copious amounts of alcohol. He needs our help, and he needed my help posting this because he is a huge Vagina.

Lets go guys.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Three words - Baseball Stadium Tour. I can now only wish that I ever had a summer to do this.

[kerssens]

I've heard good things about Wyoming.

[slickpoppa]

Hilton Head, SC. Tell him to go to the beach behind the Holidy Inn at night.

[ThaSaltCracka]

cool idea.

[NLSoldier]

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so, via AIM Riskwise asked me if I knew of any cool places for a few HS aged kids from Minnesota to go on a road trip this summer. All 4 of them are going into their senior year of HS, and only one will be 18, the rest are 17. I advised him and his friends to go to some popular family vacation spot where there would be plenty of HS aged girls who were bored as [censored] with hanging out with their famalies. This seems like an ideal location because their is probably lots to do, most likely good weather, and hopefully lots of girls around. I also advised him he needs copious amounts of alcohol. He needs our help, and he needed my help posting this because he is a huge Vagina.

Lets go guys.

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No need to waste your time, his mommy will never let this happen.

[kerssens]

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Three words - Baseball Stadium Tour. I can now only wish that I ever had a summer to do this.

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I will do this someday.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I've heard good things about Wyoming.

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[NLSoldier]

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I've heard good things about Wyoming.

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There are lots of livestock to [censored]?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I've heard good things about Wyoming.

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I hear they have a big badass rodeo... No?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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I've heard good things about Wyoming.

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I hear they have a big badass rodeo... No?

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[ThaSaltCracka]

he sounded pretty confident to me.

[kerssens]

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Seems like a high school kids playground.

[Riskwise]

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Three words - Baseball Stadium Tour. I can now only wish that I ever had a summer to do this.

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thats the best idea ive heard.

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No need to waste your time, his mommy will never let this happen.

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I clearly know i can go before i start brainstorming on what the hell there is to do at 17. Plus i dont think you would want things to get violent when i end up seeing you in like a month.

as for the beer, its not really a problem. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2261135&Fo rum=f20&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2255495& Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=18859&daterange=1&n ewerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&bodypre v=#Post2261135)

[NLSoldier]

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he sounded pretty confident to me.

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Trust me, he has a hard enough time convincing his mom to let him sleep over at our place.

[Riskwise]

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he sounded pretty confident to me.

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Trust me, he has a hard enough time convincing his mom to let him sleep over at our place.

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sadly thats true, but im positive there wont be a parent problem.

[Rockatansky]

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Hilton Head, SC. Tell him to go to the beach behind the Holidy Inn at night.

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And for your friends that are 17, anything 14 or older is fair game.

[NLSoldier]

Is Ogre going with?

[BWebb]

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Wyoming is cool, but not for this kind of trip. There won't be much teenage trim running around.

[Riskwise]

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Is Ogre going with?

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no, im going with like berg anthony and shuster so...

[NLSoldier]

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Is Ogre going with?

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no, im going with like berg anthony and shuster so...

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Good, he doenst smoke weed with you fags does he?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Is Ogre going with?

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no, im going with like berg anthony and shuster so...

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Good, he doenst smoke weed with you cool dudes does he?

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[NLSoldier]

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Is Ogre going with?

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no, im going with like berg anthony and shuster so...

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Good, he doenst smoke weed with you cool dudes does he?

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Not cool at age 15 imo.

[Phoenix1010]

Get some fake I.D.'s and hit up Canterbury.

[Riskwise]

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Good, he doenst smoke weed with you fags does he?

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like every weekend, i dont even think he likes it but since hes younger it makes him super easy to pressure into it, among other gateway drugs.

ok, time to take back this thread, so far i think itd be pretty sweet to go on a baseball park tour, any other ideas?

[ThaSaltCracka]

bah, perhaps.

[PoBoy321]

Step 1: Booze

Step 2: ...

Step 3: Fun!

[Riskwise]

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Step 1: Booze

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step 1: arrive in lets say chicago.

step 2: get a hotel room and try to go to bars but can't and also very few places to meet girls day or night.

step 3: sit in hotel room drunk with 3 other guys

step 4: not sexy, at all.

[PoBoy321]

You guys really need fake IDs.

[ThaSaltCracka]

thats too hard for 17 and 18 year olds to acquire, and to hard for them to use.

[Riskwise]

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You guys really need fake IDs.

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http://img253.echo.cx/img253/8446/brendon8kf.jpg

does that answer your question?

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ok, time to take back this thread, so far i think itd be pretty sweet to go on a baseball park tour, any other ideas?

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[Riskwise]

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are you from MN?

and what the hell is your avatar? i remember seeing a post mentioning it but forgot if i ever saw the verdict...

[Alobar]

Carslbad Caverns, New Mexico. If you are going through the area, defnately stop. I worked as a waiter at the restraunt out there, and it was just a parade of families on vacation and daddies mad dogging me cuz I cant help but stare at their scantily clad little girls. The big bonus is its really hot in nex mexico, and there is a ton of sun, so its incredibly short shorts and spagehti top time for all the hot chicks....yummy.

The caverns themselves are also pretty cool, and definately worth a look.


Otherwise, the best places to go is any city with a water park attraction like six flags and [censored]. Its a family stop, but the teenages want time away from the parents so they are usually off on their own, so its a great place to meet chicks cuz mommy and daddy arent there to cock block you.

[PoBoy321]

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thats too hard for 17 and 18 year olds to acquire, and to hard for them to use.

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I had a fake ID when I was 17. It's really not too bad if you know where to go. If they can decide on a place, I'm sure someone here knows a nearby place with a lax carding policy.

[bugstud]

I suggest cedar point, OH. Kings Island on the way back, maybe six flag in Gurnee, IL if you bored on the way there or back.

BTW, baseball stadium tours are the other great idea.

[Drac]

Cedar Point is damn fun. So was Kings Island when I went there 20 years ago.

I have a friend that did the baseball tour when he was legal and had money and he loved it. Lots of time in casinos and bars/strip joints before/after games. I don't think you can pull that off.

[purnell]

Tijuana.

[on_thg]

Dudes, you're going to the Dells!

Well, that would meet the requirement for bored available females, but it wouldn't be much of a roadtrip.

[PokerNoob]

We have a condo right next to the HI in HHI, SC (the one on Coligny Beach). No, they can't use it. Yes, if you are looking for high school girls there with the family, that's the mother lode. The better option would be a beach type place where you would be more likely to find girls without the family and thus a little wilder, e.g. Panama City, Destin, etc. A lot of places you have to be 21 to get a room, YMMV. Anything other than the beach is going to wind up a sausage party.

[willie]

follow dmb through their midwest leg.

alcohol- check
drugs- check
LARGE amounts of REALLY wasted young girls- check.


not a bad gig, they run through alpine and that area.

[Phoenix1010]

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are you from MN?

and what the hell is your avatar? i remember seeing a post mentioning it but forgot if i ever saw the verdict...

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I'm in Madison Wisconsin. I assume a card club would be the best place to roadtrip for a bunch of young guys who post on a poker message board, but that picture tells me that you guys aren't getting anywhere 18 and up. I second the guy who suggested the Dells, nice waterparks and go-kart tracks and stuff of that sort, thought it's really not much of a roadtrip. If you want to be adventurous, drive up to Canada and get some absynthe. That's the best I can think of.

My avatar is a picture of me after a bad beat, thirteen virgins were sacrificed to quell my anger. Don't suck out on me.

[Dex]

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Is Ogre going with?

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no, im going with like berg anthony and shuster so...

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Good, he doenst smoke weed with you cool dudes does he?

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[mostsmooth]

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I've heard good things about Wyoming.

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Wyoming is cool, but not for this kind of trip. There won't be much teenage trim running around.

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theyll have each other

[Pocket Trips]

as the great Krusty the clown once said

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The happiest place on earth

Tiajuana Mexico!!!!!

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[rmarotti]

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PWND

[JPotMaster]

I agree with the Dells suggestion. There's a ton of cool stuff to do, not too far of a drive, and a lot of hot young chicks in bikinis looking to party. Don't overlook the employees at the parks. Most are college students looking to have a fun summer job and they party A LOT.

[Riskwise]

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My avatar is a picture of me after a bad beat, thirteen virgins were sacrificed to quell my anger. Don't suck out on me.

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i think i see it now, is it a super close up pic of your left eye with some solarize effect?

[masse75]

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