Pornography/Masterbation

[KaneKungFu123]

I find them both boring.

[lucas9000]

well then maybe you should try mastUrbation.

[ilya]

It's spelled with a "u"....the root is not "master" but "manus"(hand) + "turbare"(beat, agitate).

[chaas4747]

I don't find breathing overly exciting either, but as far as survival they are equally important.

[jakethebake]

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I find them both boring.

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This is quite sad. Is there a fund or something to which we could give to help cure this affliction?

[Soul Daddy]

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This is quite sad. Is there a fund or something to which we could give to help cure this affliction?

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Agreed. I'd be willing to donate so that others could enjoy them as much as I do.

[AviD]

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I find them both boring.

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What planet are you from?

[jakethebake]

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This is quite sad. Is there a fund or something to which we could give to help cure this affliction?

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Agreed. I'd be willing to donate so that others could enjoy them as much as I do.

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The Masturbators Miracle Network. Help Eveyone Live the Dream.

[Dex]

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I find them both boring.

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I don't.

[Catch of the Day]

Try moderation. Or you could spice things up...There was a thread regarding microwaving cucumber's or somthing odd like that about 2 weeks ago. But for that use this. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/search.php?Cat=)

Catch-

[swede123]

Screw that, man.

I'm as sad as the next guy that the OP can't find joy in stroking it, but asking me to contribute to his sad state is too much.

The money donated could pay for a month's subscription to some quality website like this (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/) one for example.

Swede

[jakethebake]

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The money donated could pay for a month's subscription to some quality website like this (http://www.sex-with-midgets.com/) one for example.

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That looks pretty sweet. I'll have to click that link when I get home. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[a500lbgorilla]

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I find them both boring.

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Tug faster...

[KaneKungFu123]

just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

[TimM]

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I find them both boring.

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Then you obviously need something more kinky or perverted. Try here (http://www.jahsonic.com/SM.html), here (http://www.jahsonic.com/Kinky.html), and here (http://www.jahsonic.com/SexualFetish.html).

[Zoltri]

Hmmm...this thread got me thinking.
BRB.

[spamuell]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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I knew it!

Come on OOT, this was so transparent. To the OP, "lost my virginity" posts can go in astroglide's bragging thread.

[bosoxfan]

wow, I've never met a blind guy with no hands before.

[bones]

Masturbation and regular sex aren't mutually exclusive. NFL players are known for their frequent play of Madden. They don't play because they can't play the real thing. They play because it's enjoyable in its own way.

[jakethebake]

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NFL players are known for their frequent play of Madden.

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They are?

[spamuell]

I read your screenname as my playlist just moved to the Radiohead song Bones. I hope that's what your name is referring to.

[Edge34]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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Funny, you're becoming more and more of a tool each day.

Women are great, but they always want to "cuddle" or "talk". Sometimes you just don't need that hassle. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[jakethebake]

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Women are great, but they always want to "cuddle" or "talk". Sometimes you just don't need that hassle. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Yes. My hand is always willing to just be quiet and get me a beer after.

[Zoltri]

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Sometimes you just don't need that hassle.

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That's right.
Besides, I like the choice of sleeping with any woman in the world anytime I want. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[bones]

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I read your screenname as my playlist just moved to the Radiohead song Bones. I hope that's what your name is referring to.

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Sorry to disappoint.

[ThaSaltCracka]

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Women are great, but they always want to "cuddle" or "talk". Sometimes you just don't need that hassle. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Yes. My hand is always willing to just be quiet and get me a beer after.

[/ QUOTE ]LMAO.

[mmbt0ne]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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I knew it!

Come on OOT, this was so transparent. To the OP, "lost my virginity" posts can go in astroglide's bragging thread.

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Pwned from across the ocean!!

[Ulysses]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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So you finally got some, eh? Good for you, kid. What did the Thai hooker cost you, $1.37 or so? Was it a man?

[Dr. Strangelove]

vicious.

[Lawrence Ng]

eh?

[zephed56]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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No, you're the only one.

[DZA]

I find things boring, and then instead I masturbate while looking at pornography

[MoreWineII]

You're probably not doing it right. Next time, stick a finger up your ass.

[twang]

You should try The Stranger.

/twang

[beerbandit]

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just curious if any of you guys have had sex with a women before?

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yeah, i think about that one time while im whacking it -- pretty sweet


cheers

[BWebb]

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You should try The Stranger.

/twang

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This is definitely needed in any man's repertoire.

[Dominic]

you must be doing it wrong.

[jstnrgrs]

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I don't find breathing overly exciting either, but as far as survival they are equally important.

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Then I challenge you to a contest. You stop breathing, and I'll stop masturbating. Whoever goes the longest before starting again wins.

[SackUp]

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You're probably not doing it right. Next time, stick a finger up your ass.

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Sadly I think this is likely the problem. He's more of a catcher. You should try a dildo, that might help.

**Insert [censored] OOT pic here**

[Boris]

this ties with el diablo's response for potd.