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11-15-2002, 06:31 PM
Posted by Timothy (168-230-173-209.dialup.infinetivity.com)

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I have been in Medical Research since 1977.

November 15, 2002
Chronobiology
The Study of the Human Clock

Physically & Emotionally Cycles in the NBA this Week.
Look at Physically & Emotionally High Cycles for Momentum
More Energy = More Shot at the Basket
*** May not mean more Point Scored ****

Lines From ( 3:40 Pm Minneapolis Time )
http://www3.planetpinnacle.com/vwguestlines.asp?SportType=Basketball&SportSubType =NBA

To show you how I Figure Totals & Best Bet.
It takes so much Energy to score a Certain amount of points.
The List Below is every Player today Playing Physically High
The Players Points are from
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/basketball/nba/statistics/index.htm
Players Averages through November 14


November 14, 2002
Chronobiology
The Study of the Human Clock
Plays :
Won / The Play is Philadelphia 76 ers - 1
Won / The Underdog Play is Utah Jazz + 4.5 Points
Won / The Play is Orlando Magic - 1.5

Physically High NBA Teams Not Picked for Friday :
Physically High Averages for Milwaukee Bucks 91.3 Points
Physically High Averages for Indiana Pacers 68.8 Points
Did Not Pick ( I like the 4 Points )

Physically High Averages for Seattle Supersonics 68.5 Points
Physically High Averages for Sacramento Kings 68.4 Points
Did Not Pick ( I like the Under 194.5 Points )

Physically High Averages for Los Angeles Clippers 64.3 Points
Physically High Averages for Portland Trailblazers 71.4 Points
Did Not Pick ( I like the Blazers - 7 Points )

Physically High Averages for Los Angeles Lakers 81.6 Points
Physically High Averages for Golden State Warriors 63.6 Points
Did Not Pick ( I like the Lakers - 7.5 Points )

November 15, 2002
Chronobiology
The Study of the Human Clock

Top Underdog Play is Miami Heat + 6 Points
Top Underdog Play is Houston Rockets + 1.5 Points
Top Underdog Play is Utah Jazz + 7 Points
Top Underdog Play is Boston Celtics + 1.5 Points
Top Underdog Play is Denver Nuggets + 7.5 Points


Detroit Pistons Vs Utah Jazz

Physically High Detroit Pistons
Jon Barry Guard
Chauncey Billups Guard
Hubert Davis Guard
Richard Hamilton Guard
Zeljko Rebraca Center
Clifford Robinson Center
Pepe Sanchez Guard - Injured
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Washington Wizards 79.9 Points

*** Special Note ****
Detroit Pistons have 7 Players Playing Physically Down
Chucky Atkins Guard
Ben Wallace Forward
Corliss Williamson Forward
Don Reid Forward - Injured Out
Mehmet Okur Center
Tayshaun Prince Forward
Michael Curry Forward


Physically High Utah Jazz
Carlos Arroyo Guard
Curtis Borchardt Center - Injured Out
Jarron Collins Center
Matt Harpring Forward
Mark Jackson Guard
Andrei Kirilenko Forward
Raul Lopez Guard - Injured Out
Karl Malone Power Forward
Scott Padgett Forward
DeShawn Stevenson Shooting Guard
John Stockton Point Guard
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Utah Jazz 85.3 Points

*** Special Note ****
Utah Jazz have 3 Players Playing Physically Down
Calbert Cheaney Small Forward
Center John Amachi
Greg Ostertag Center

Utah Jazz have 3 Players Playing Physically Down
Detroit Pistons have 7 Players Playing Physically Down

Big Advantage Utah Jazz
The Underdog Play is Utah Jazz + 7 Points


Toronto Raptors Vs Denver Nuggets

Physically High Toronto Raptors
Michael Bradley Forward
Lindsey Hunter Guard
Chris Jefferies Forward
Jelani McCoy Center
Mamadou N'diaye Center
Alvin Williams Guard
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Toronto Raptors 42.3 Points

Physically High Denver Nuggets
Mark Blount Center
Lorinza Harrington Guard
Nene Hilario Center
Juwan Howard Forward
James Posey Guard
Kenny Satterfield Guard
Predrag Savovic Guard - Injured Out
Nikoloz Tskitishvili Forward
Rodney White Forward
Chris Whitney Guard
Vincent Yarbrough Guard - Injured Out
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Denver Nuggets 73.8 Points

Top Underdog Play is Denver Nuggets + 7.5 Points


Miami Heat vs New Jersey Nets

Physically High Miami Heat
Malik Allen Forward
Caron Butler Forward
Rasual Butler Forward
Anthony Carter Guard
Brian Grant Center
Eddie House Guard
Mike James Guard
Eddie Jones Guard
Sean Lampley Forward - Injured Out
Sean Marks Center
Alonzo Mourning Center - Injured Out
Vladimir Stepania Center
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Miami Heat 78.8 Points

Physically High New Jersey Nets
Brandon Armstrong Guard - Injured Out
Jason Collins Center
Jamie Feick Forward - Injured Out
Kerry Kittles Shooting Guard
Kenyon Martin Forward
Tamar Slay Guard
Aaron Williams Center
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for New Jesey Nets 37.6 Points

Top Underdog Play is Miami Heat + 6 Points


Phoenix Suns Vs Houston Rockets

Physically High Phoenix Suns
Casey Jacobsen Guard
Dan Langhi Forward
Shawn Marion Small Forward
Jake Tsakalidis Center
Jake Voskuhl Center - Injured
Scott Williams Forward
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Phoenix Suns 42.6 Points

Physically High Houston Rockets
Kelvin Cato Center
Jason Collier Forward
Eddie Griffin Forward
Juaquin Hawkins Forward
Tito Maddox Guard - Injured
Cuttino Mobley Guard
Bostjan Nachbar Forward
Moochie Norris Guard
Glen Rice Forward
Kenny Thomas Forward
Yao Ming Center
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Houston Rockets 69.4 Points

*** Special Note ****
Houston Rockets have 4 Players Playing Physically Down
Steve Francis Guard
Maurice Taylor Forward
Pete Mickeal Forward - Injured Out
Terence Morris Forward - Injured Out

Houston Rockets have 4 Players Playing Physically Down
Phoenix Suns have 8 Players Playing Physically Down
Top Underdog Play is Houston Rockets + 1.5 Points


Boston Celtics Vs Dallas Mavericks

Physically High Boston Celtics
Vin Baker Forward
Tony Battie Center
Kedrick Brown Guard - Injured
Tony Delk Point Guard
Walter McCarty Forward
Paul Pierce Guard
Bruno Sundov Center
Antoine Walker Forward
Shammond Williams Guard
Ruben Wolkowyski Forward
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Boston Celtics 79.1 Points

Boston Celtics have 2 Players Playing Physically Down
J.R. Bremer Guard & Eric Williams Forward


Physically High Dallas Mavericks
Tariq Abdul-Wahad Forward - Injured Out
Raja Bell Shooting Guard
Evan Eschmeyer Center
Adrian Griffin Forward
Adam Harrington Shooting Guard - Injured Out
Eduardo Najera Forward
Steve Nash Point Guard
Dirk Nowitzki Forward
Nick Van Exel Shooting Guard - Injured Out
Walt Williams Forward
Only Physically High Players get their Averages
Physically High Averages for Dallas Mavericks 64.7 Points

Top Underdog Play is Boston Celtics + 1.5 Points /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

What you guys think?