Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at Star Wars Movie Line

[Dynasty]

This is three years old. But, it's hilarious.

Triumph has fun with Star Wars nerds (http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx)

[mmbt0ne]

"Which of these buttons calls you parents to pick you up?"

[BWebb]

Was and is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Late Night TV.

[toss]

I've seen this like 5 times, but I still laugh everytime. I eagerly await for this years edition.

[Bukem_]

The dragon master with the filet o fish banging on his head is classic.

[Alobar]

I still like the one where he rips on canadians better. But yeah, this is incredibly funny!

[Blarg]

Fantastic stuff. The Triumph DVD is well worth buying.

My favorite part was when he was talking to the young lady and saying the male/female ratio was pretty good for her. When she nods hesitantly, he says something like, "All of these men here. And none of them with any idea how to please you."

The whole thing had me laughing really hard. Again, the DVD is soooooo worth it.

[steaknshake925]

"are you a korean guy under there??"

[Sponger15SB]

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Was and is the funniest thing I have ever seen on Late Night TV.

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[Phoenix1010]

I love this one. I really like the election year one where he makes fun of all the spin doctors and talking heads. Classic.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I have heard a lot about this, and it was the first time I have seen the whole thing. Completely hilarious.

[Ten7offsuit]

"When is the baby due? That is the last time he will be seeing female genitalia"

[Dead]

The ironic thing is that most of the people on here who watch this and laugh know this to be all too true.

But this line is classic:

"Burger King, where all dragon masters eat".

That was quite an awful Darth Vader impression, however. And the Yankee jacket just makes it worse.

[Luv2DriveTT]

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This is three years old. But, it's hilarious.

Triumph has fun with Star Wars nerds (http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx)

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This thread is nothing without Maaaxxxxx Pooooowwwweeeerrrrr

http://www.npr.org/programs/fa/photos/2003/triumph.jpg

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[Luv2DriveTT]

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I love this one. I really like the election year one where he makes fun of all the spin doctors and talking heads. Classic.

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A classic!

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[slickpoppa]

If you liked that one, some other good ones are:
Triumph at the Westminster Dog Show
Triumph at a Bon Jovi Concert in New Jersey

[DeezNuts]

Buy the DVD and watch everything on it. You will not be disappointed.

One of the best that hasn't been mentioned is when he goes to the American Idol tryouts and then is invited to do the weather for a Hawaiian newscast.

DN

[siccjay]

I have this saved. I still laugh to the point of crying everytime I watch it.

The idol tryouts were funny too. The newscast part was GREAT.

[wonderwes]

For anyone that wants some Triumph .wav files for a computer or cellphone, here's some I collected. Do notice the file date of the directory.

Triumph .wav files (http://www.alluvium.com/~wes/triumph/)

[peachy]

i love conan and when i saw this i have never laughed so hard in my life...i can only hope they do something like this again this year!!

[Equal]

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[mistrpug]

"Here's a spoiler: You will die alone."

[Wes ManTooth]

ahh... so true, so true

[vulturesrow]

This one is my favorite but the hollywood squares skit is hilarious as well.

Host- Name the two largest breeds of dog
Triumph- Uhh, that would be the Lhasa Oprah and the Roker Spaniel.

(Al Roker is sitting in the square next to Triumph and begins to strangle him)

[Dangergirl]

The star wars line is the best but the Bon Jovi one was also hilarious. Especially the part where he asks Heather Locklear, "Did Ritchie use to feather his pubes?"

[Blarg]

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This one is my favorite but the hollywood squares skit is hilarious as well.

Host- Name the two largest breeds of dog
Triumph- Uhh, that would be the Lhasa Oprah and the Roker Spaniel.

(Al Roker is sitting in the square next to Triumph and begins to strangle him)

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I loved in that segment where Triumph says to Roker something like, "I'm so glad you're here. Now when somebody farts, everyone doesn't look at me."