Due Schpague
04-27-2005, 05:39 PM
in the bathroom:
1. Instead of simply lifting the seat, I usually opt to take the time to wipe off the all the pee.
2. Instead of washing my hands after making bears, I just smell my fingers to make sure there are no leftovers.
3. Sometimes if there are other people in the bathroom, I will make really obnoxious farting sounds with my mouth so nobody will hear my bombs hit the ocean.
4. A whole bunch of other stuff that I have too much dignity to mention.
1. Instead of simply lifting the seat, I usually opt to take the time to wipe off the all the pee.
2. Instead of washing my hands after making bears, I just smell my fingers to make sure there are no leftovers.
3. Sometimes if there are other people in the bathroom, I will make really obnoxious farting sounds with my mouth so nobody will hear my bombs hit the ocean.
4. A whole bunch of other stuff that I have too much dignity to mention.