Would you fight a midget?

[thatpfunk]

What would have to happen for you to fight one?

Would there be a correct strategy?

How many do you think you could take on?

[jakethebake]

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Would there be a correct strategy?

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I'm pretty sure it would involve kicking.

["spaceman"Bryce]

No I would not fight a midget, although jake is right about strategy.

[Non_Comformist]

You would need to avoid going to the ground and use a combination of strikes. Midget strength is deceiving. I could only take 1 at a time.

[2planka]

How many midgets?

[jakethebake]

How many midgets could a five year-old take?

[SackUp]

I'd eat a midget's ass if you cooked it right.

I'd never fought a midget but one of the best concerts I've ever been to involved a midget asking me to pick him up and toss him so he could crowd surf.

[kerssens]

some of them are mean little suckers.

[jakethebake]

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I'd never fought a midget but one of the best concerts I've ever been to involved a midget asking me to pick him up and toss him so he could crowd surf.

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You got to throw a midget? That's the coolest thing ever! You're my God!

[jakethebake]

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some of them are mean little suckers.

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Wouldn't you be pissed off if you were a midget?

[Due Schpague]

I am a midget. And yes I would, and have fought other midgets. I've also made hot midget love to them. I could destroy a 5 year old no prob.

[kerssens]

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some of them are mean little suckers.

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Wouldn't you be pissed off if you were a midget?

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Probably, but at God, not other people

[Michael Davis]

I am close to a midget and most grown men will not fight me. I don't think it is completely conscious, but I think that the fear of losing to me plus the fact that they earn no accolades by turning me to mincemeat scares lots of guys off. Give them a bunch of drinks and this no longer applies, but then I sometimes have a chance.

-Michael

[2planka]

How many midget five year olds?

That is the real question here.

[Sponger15SB]

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some of them are mean little suckers.

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Wouldn't you be pissed off if you were a midget?

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"Oooo you're an angry elf"

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[SomethingClever]

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Midget strength is deceiving.

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If only I'd known this back in aught-six.

[stankybank]

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What would have to happen for you to fight one?

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something drastic like headbutting my nuts.

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Would there be a correct strategy?

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multiple kicking with both feet towards head and chest?


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How many do you think you could take on?

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Honestly, I think three. Once the number reaches four, I think they'll begin to wear me down. From my experience, most of them seem stronger than they appear and collectively, I think they'll develop a strategy to beat me down.

[Tacjedi]

male or female?

[Stuey]

I no longer fight midgets, girls, or 5 year olds.
When you lose, and if you do it enough you will lose, it is impossible to recover your self respect.

[mostsmooth]

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I am a midget. And yes I would, and have fought other midgets. I've also made hot midget love to them. I could destroy a 5 year old no prob.

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what if it was a 5 year old midget? then what?
edit:somebody stole my comedy

[nothumb]

If you would fight someone else, but wouldn't fight a midget, you are discriminating against midgets. Same with women.

I'm not likely to fight very often, but if I do, I would fight a midget.

NT

[touchfaith]

What would have to happen for you to fight one?

- What can you make one do?

Would there be a correct strategy?

- Quart of Blood technique

How many do you think you could take on?

- All of them