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[Zoltri]

I need a weekend mistress. (http://www.womenbehindbars.com/) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[vulturesrow]

Chained Heat baby.

[PoBoy321]

This would be a lot more interesting if they included why they were in prison.

[JaBlue]

yeah, this needs to be in the bio.

[tolbiny]

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I laughed my ass of at this

[tolbiny]

This is my first time in prison and I am far from home

[tolbiny]

they also need information on conjugal visit sex.


But just out of curiosity, what would be the best crimes to be in for? Sadly my search for Bobbit, Loraina came up empty.

[slickpoppa]

Not bad:

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[Bluffoon]

Hey everyone deserves a second chance.

[jakethebake]

Very not bad.

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[bort411]

This site needs a search feature. How am I supposed to find ALL of the 4'11" non-smoking bisexuals who used to be exotic dancers? I found one, but she's bisexual; I need another like her or I'm just squandering an opportunity.

[IronDragon1]

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I'd hit it!

[ucfryan]

Seinfeld anyone?

[PoBoy321]

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But just out of curiosity, what would be the best crimes to be in for?

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Sodomy
Public Lewdness

[PoBoy321]

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Oh baby.

[Beerfund]

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Very not bad.

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Not bad:

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For a crack whore prostitute.....

[Beerfund]

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[IronDragon1]

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Beh.

Looks like a good 30% of girls on most college campuses.

[Beerfund]

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Beh.

Looks like a good 30% of girls on most college campuses.

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Well no fukcing shyt, but this isnt a college campus. That's the whole freaking point. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[maldini]

Looking for someone to take a chance with me. Someone with very high morals, kind hearted, faithful, honest, doesn't play games, sincere, great personality, sense of humor, non-judgemental of my past mistakes, adventurous, age and race are unimportant. Enjoys traveling, long walks on the beach, outdoors, candlelit dinners. I am desperately in need of help achieving my freedom so I can start my life over.

i only have high morals. guess i'm out.

[chaas4747]

I laughed out loud at this. Thanks.

[jakethebake]

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Looking for someone to take a chance with me. Someone with very high morals, kind hearted, faithful, honest, doesn't play games, sincere, great personality, sense of humor, non-judgemental of my past mistakes, adventurous, age and race are unimportant. Enjoys traveling, long walks on the beach, outdoors, candlelit dinners. I am desperately in need of help achieving my freedom so I can start my life over.

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She's looking for help with a jailbreak?

[Non_Comformist]

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I laughed my ass of at this

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Me too, hilarious.

[Non_Comformist]

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Damnit, she was tops on my draft list. I am going to have to start getting up earlier.

[maldini]

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Looking for someone to take a chance with me. Someone with very high morals, kind hearted, faithful, honest, doesn't play games, sincere, great personality, sense of humor, non-judgemental of my past mistakes, adventurous, age and race are unimportant. Enjoys traveling, long walks on the beach, outdoors, candlelit dinners. I am desperately in need of help achieving my freedom so I can start my life over.

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She's looking for help with a jailbreak?

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anyone up for a roadtrip?

[whiskeytown]

no thanks. -

I just got done busting a meth head out of mininum security in Alabama - I'm too tired to do it again right now - those damn bloodhounds musta chased me halfway across the state before giving up.

RB

[chaas4747]

Are you on syka16's farm right now?

[Bluffoon]

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Looking for someone to take a chance with me. Someone with very high morals, kind hearted, faithful, honest, doesn't play games, sincere, great personality, sense of humor, non-judgemental of my past mistakes, adventurous, age and race are unimportant. Enjoys traveling, long walks on the beach, outdoors, candlelit dinners. I am desperately in need of help achieving my freedom so I can start my life over.

i only have high morals. guess i'm out.

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She is asking for someone to help her break out of the joint!

[Lawrence Ng]

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[Uston]

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Jackpot, baby. How did you guys all miss this one?

http://www.womenbehindbars.com/profiles/af7949.shtml

[EliteNinja]

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I laughed my ass of at this

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lmaorofl