People are screwed up

[Zoltri]

I got this from another gambling forum.
If you thought QLC was funny check this one out.

Group Hug (http://grouphug.us/random) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Here is a sample:

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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["spaceman"Bryce]

Those people are cool

[stanky]

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet.

[DoubleClutch]

Pure Genius:

"Once I was driving about 65 in a 35 on a dark rode and hit something, I got out of my car and assessed the damage. My front bumper was messed up bad, so I went to see what I hit so I could kick it to death, if it wasn’t already dead. Then I woke up in the hospital, I was kicked in the head by the dear I hit. It was funny but I still can’t move my left arm... Always back up then get out"

[shant]

Group Hug is a really great site for burning time. I used to read pages of that [censored] at a time before I found 2+2.

[apd138]

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i went midnight bowling one night without having my moms permission.I mean, i asked her and she said no, but i wanted to go so bad cause this guy i like was going.So, i called that guy to ask if he could pick me up and he said yes, since we're best buds.I feel so bad cause i went without my mama permission.This was my first time doing this and I just feel so bad.


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[stanky]

I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best.

once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing.

[kerssens]

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I have an obsession with pissing off of things. the higher the better. my friends balcony, my kids' play structure, a hillside, whatever. there's just a certain liberty to it. sometimes if I'm all alone, and it's really high up, I put my hands behind my head and breathe really deep while I pee. that's the best.

once I was dreaming about pissing off a mountain and when my wife woke me I was standing in my bedroom in front of my dresser, it was soaked. but I don't feel bad. actually it was quite funny. seeing this in writing is pretty depressing.

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lol....oooookay.

[shadow29]

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comment and read comments on this confession (beta)


About a year ago, I somehow got a random credit card number accepted by a porn site, and regularly visited it. (Sorry to whoever had to pay for that mess.) One time, late at night in while I was typing a paper late at night in my home church's office (being that my computer was down). I got bored in the middle of it, and began to watch tons of porn while on the church computer. I even masturbated in the computer chair.

I had to go to the alter and ask for forgiveness.

I still don't think God forgave me.

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Where can I find those cc#s?

[The Truth]

My high school girlfriend worked at the church. We hooked up there a couple times after hours. It gave me mixed feelings. I really enjoyed doing it, but she would whine and complain later about how it was bad. So I liked it, but I got pissed off hearing her talk. So, to solve the problem, I killed her and her family when they were picking her up from church one day.

[The Truth]

oh my god this is the funniest thing ive ever read. excellent post.

[i wanna be me]

"I am in a relationship with a great guy that I really do love. I am not employed and I guess I am just to proud to ask him for money so I have been sleeping with a much older man for money."

LOL

[Blarg]

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One time i jerked off in the back of my parents car while they were driving

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I've done that, it was one of those big conversion vans I was way in the back and I was like twelve so there was no mess yet.

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Guess I was a late bloomer. First time I ever did it, there was a mess.

[Blarg]

"I secretly hate New York City."

LOL

"I don't think there are any guys out there named david who actually turn out to be worth a damn."

Okay, I'll stop after this one. Thanks for the site! This site is comedy gold, with a bit of disturbingly creepy thrown in, like the guy who thought 9/11 was funny.

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I really want to [censored] one of my freinds girlfriends. She is sexy as [censored]. I want it to be hot wild and rough. I want to [censored] her brains out. I want to dominate her. I want her to scream out my name in orgasmic ecstacy.

I think that maybe she wants me too by the way she acts towards me. It's really wierd and I don't know how to deal with the situation.

I've been thinking of ways to somehow broach the subject or get her alone somehow but if she's not interested it would royally [censored] things up.

I'm 21/m, I have been at university for four years and am still a virgin. [censored]. I need to get laid, bad. "

[Ten7offsuit]

"this guy i am seeing wants to do it with me up the butt..i dont want to. so this morning he wakes up and starts lubing my ass up with lotion. I didnt tell him to stop.(but no buttsex) in fact, i really enjoyed it. my ass has felt great all day. quite moisturized. am i weird?"

[steviej1717]

Best one I found so far

"once when i was about 14, i was forced to go to church with my friend's very religious family, because i had stayed over the previous night. my hormones got me so worked up during the middle of mass, i started having terrible fantasies about the people surrounding me. there was a huge woman seated in front of me and all i could think of was sucking on her massive tits."

[Ten7offsuit]

If these are real, these people are extremely sad...

"me and my best friend worked at a deli where some of the customers were assholes. on one particularly insane saturday we were being yelled at by a jerk who kept saying we made his order wrong so when we were making it for the last time we replaced one of his pickles by a jalapeno. haha i hope his mouth burned for a whole week. jackie, if you read this- i love you and those were the days"

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"i love how girls look at me, i mean they think im some kind of loser because im average looking, not overly bad but not super good either, and im kinda quiet. i just laugh to myself because what they dont know is i have a 10" wang and could eat them out better than anyone i know, make them scream like nobodys business, and ive had sex so many times i cant even count any more. i should be a porn star. instead i just laugh to myself and screw people that i meet and never see again. too bad im only 17."

[kurosh]

Some of the serious stuff on there makes me want to kill myself it's so sad.

[RicktheRuler]

I tried to [censored] a my friends mailbox. The weird thing is that she lives in a morman community. No offense.

[RicktheRuler]

I have a monkey in my apartment that my landlord doesn't know about.

[RicktheRuler]

I always install spyware on my girlfriend's computers..or anyone that gets close to me. As part of my daily ritual, I check all thier emails and bank records. It gives me peace of mind knowing I will always have the last laugh if they decide to screw me. I also use it to ask probing questions and see if they lie to me...which all have. I find it hard to live day to day knowing most people lie without thinking twice about it.

[Sponger15SB]

http://www.notproud.com/confessed.php

this website kills the one you posted.

[RicktheRuler]

Nope.

[Blarg]

From that site:


04/10/2005 at 21:07:01

I play five card draw all the time. At bars, online, with friends. I love the game, but I lose money that I can't afford to lose. It's an adddictive game and I'm pissed because I love having money, and poker takes it.

My idiot boyfriend spent $150 on decals for his bike. He should have spend that money on me.

I steal from work. The owner is a really good friend of mine, but once I started I couldn't stop. At first it was $20 here and there, now it's up to $200 every time I work. I know I'm going to get caught one day, and that I will lose my job and my friend. But still I can't stop.


I confess that I hate the hate laws in canada. I often advise people to hate the upper class as an identifiable group. The current testimony in ottawa really makes me wonder just what does it take to get fifty thousand people with guns and hanging ropes in their hands. Will I not live to see a bloody revolution in this tainted corrupt and vile establishment of filth and evil. I'm surrounded by cowardly reporters and every judge on the take with brown paper bags of cash. I dream about pulling crying and yelling members of parlaiment out from under their beds in the middle of the night as the crowds howl on the front lawn. I am not alone in my dreams. I want my country back you basterd fucks. I want to chase you filty political vermin throught the streets with a baseball bat and broken butcher knives until all you [censored] [censored] politicians from all parties are exterminated. [censored] democracy-bring me some fascist hero.

My ex-wife was always such a greedy [censored]. I always thought she was just a spoiled piece of crap. I was such a [censored] putz. Anyway, I thought I would never be a lieing coniving ruthless piece of [censored] like her. I got custody of the kids in the divorce and I just want to take the kids from her cause she's an asswipe. Then I want to use my new found skills to get more [censored]. I kinda want the kids to grow up with there mom a bit because she is truly masterful at being a selfish pig. I see it as a viable skill now... bleeding society dry and I don't care.

I buy myself special treats while my kids get store-brand [censored].

asked my boyfriend to buy me a cute fox hoodie, but he won't. He's got money coming out of is ass and I deserve a hoodie. What a shithead.

For a while I would by normal food for my family and buy expensive foods such as caviar for myself; I would eat two dinners every night, I hid the food in a small refiagator in my closet so noone would notice; I was the one making the money I deserved better food. However this did not last very long, for the only other person in my family is my wife and I share a closet with her. She says she won't divorce if I pay her back by letting her do the same thing for two weeks. Way to go, retaurd.

Yes, "technically speaking" you bought the two dozen sugar donuts. But I have purchased the toilet paper for our apartment for two weeks running. So even though it might have been a little bit ridiculous for me to eat 16 of the 24 donuts in one sitting, I still don't think it's okay that you called me a "fat ass with a sugar smeared face." Maybe I'll stop buying toilet paper and then see how much you like not being able to wipe your fat ass.

[jba]

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http://www.notproud.com/confessed.php

this website kills the one you posted.

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I am proud of my Sister in Law who had my Brother paint her tits like Bull Dogs for Halloween. Then she would flash people while saying WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?.. It was probably pretty bad cause she is fat and does it in front of her sons who find it quite embarassing. Come to think of it, She is an Idiot who has no morals. Hmmmmm... Maybe my Brother used Lead based Paint... ;-)


edit: WOOF WOOF

[Yobz]

These people are all going to hell.

[IlliniRyRy]

My neighbors were on vacation and I was using his house to hang out, and the plug that I plugged a lamp into got stuck and pulled out a prong from the plug of the cord, then I tried to pry it out with a steak knife, got electrocuted and [censored] on his carpet. I had very very bad diarreah... I told him I never saw anyone go into his house...

[Zoltri]

I must admit its pretty addicting. I keep reading this stuff for no apparent reason.

[Subfallen]

"'m currently in an online relationship with a guy who doesn't care about me and gets turned on by women and dogs together. I don't know why I'm with him, but I'm cheating on him with another guy who thinks I'm totally submissive and is really obsessed with me smoking for him, neither of those really interest me though."

WTF??

[nothumb]

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"I don't think there are any guys out there named david who actually turn out to be worth a damn."

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Uh oh...

[steviej1717]

"I followed some advice on here and asked my girlfriend if she'd do me with a strap-on. She called me a [censored] and broke up with me.

Thanks a lot for the advice, jerk. "

hah

[Blarg]

LOL

[Jazza]

pure genius:

A dorm mate and a girl were JUST TALKING in bed when they both fell asleep. I jerked off into a condom and placed it on the bed between them. The girl was pissed and the guy could not remember if he spanked the monkey or not.

[jason_t]

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last year, i had a job working in a morgue downtown. often, i'd be alone for long stretches of time.

i used to sodomize and rape the bodies.

with large dildos.

i'm a girl, and it made me feel more alive than i have in my entire life.

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[jason_t]

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My dad once burst into my room one night and demanded that I drop my pants and show him my dick. I refused until the threatened to beat me with a belt. I complied. He looked at it and muttered "ok then", and went back to bed. I asked my mom the next day and she told me they had a fight where he accused her of cheating on him around the time I was conceived and that my paternity had always been doubted by him. The guy he accused my mom of sleeping with had a big dick, so he wanted to see if I bore any resemblance or not. My family is kinda fuc[/i]ked up.

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[this guy]

bump

[Huhmare]

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"I followed some advice on here and asked my girlfriend if she'd do me with a strap-on. She called me a [censored] and broke up with me.

Thanks a lot for the advice, jerk. "

hah

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this person is soooo sad.

[Huhmare]

"Lately I've been havign bloody stool. It's gotten to the point where I will hold it as logn as possible so I can avoid going becuase it worries me and i dotn want to go to a hospital about it.

I dont have any reasons for it i can see, but it's worst on bad days, I think it's somehow stress related, which would be fine, but I'm worried somethign is wrong internally, there's a history of bowel cancer in my family."

This person really should go meet a doctor