Daniel Negreanu Blog Contest

[Jazza]

this (http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-journal.php?subaction=showfull&id=1114510678&archi ve=&start_from=&ucat=&) was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:


I went to ____________ with _________ and __________
because we had to talk about _____________ and
_____________. Then later that night we decided to
_______________ and then head over to ________________ to
______________.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
__________________________________________________ _________
__________________________________________________ _________
_______________________________________. A tough spot to be
in as you can see.

So I decided to __________________________ since I hadn't
___________________________ about
______________________________.

From there I figured that I'd
_________________________________ over the
________________________________________ since
___________________________________. You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to _________________________
since things were getting kind of ________________________________________.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
_______________________________ over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, _______________________________, so while I know what
_________________________________ it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

[Alobar]

I fill in every blank with "Im gay for reading daniel negreanu's blog"

PM me for details on transfering the money.

[Jazza]

sometimes he posts stuff about poker hands

that's my defense and i'm stickin to it

[InchoateHand]

I went to gay with gay and gay because we had to talk about gay and gay.
Then later that night we decided to gay and then head over to gay to gay.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay. A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to gay since I hadn't gay about lame.

From there I decided I'd gay over the lame since gay.
You get the idea.

Then last night I decided to gay.
Since things were getting kind of gay.



This is probably the most important time of my life and
_______________________gay________ over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, ____________________gay___________, so while I know what
______________________gay__________ it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

[tbach24]

[ QUOTE ]
this (http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-journal.php?subaction=showfull&id=1114510678&archi ve=&start_from=&ucat=&) was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:


I went to bed with Annie Duke and killed her because we had to talk about her face and
vag. Then later that night we decided to
bring her back to life and then head over to your mom's house to
[censored].
Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
Your ass.
A tough spot to be
in as you can see.

So I decided to beat off since I hadn't
ejaculated in about
3 days.
From there I figured that I'd
lick over the
vag since it was so saggy.
You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to lick [censored]
since things were getting kind of like your mom.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
all the knobs I slop over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, sucking dicks is fun, so while I know what
not to do (i.e not sucking dick) it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

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Not great, but I was in a rush

[InchoateHand]

[censored] whores. Why did I have to retype that instead of copying and pasting, allowing Alobar to steal my ever-so-witty first response?

[Asufiji2004]

[ QUOTE ]
this (http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-journal.php?subaction=showfull&id=1114510678&archi ve=&start_from=&ucat=&) was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:




I went to Chippendales with Erik "E-Dogg" Lindgren and Antonio "The Magician" Esfandiari because we had to talk about Elton John and how to improve our felching techniques. Then later that night we decided to
get kinky and then head over to Tijuana to let donkey's ravage our cornholes.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
My ass hurts, I've realized I'm annoying on the television and my image has gone from a good poker play who gets hot asian chicks to a cross between Elton John and Ricky Schroeder from Silver Spoons. A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to castrate myself since I hadn't used my weiner in about 2 years.

From there I figured that I'd let some guys do my A S S over the next few weeks since I chopped off my c o c k. You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to tickle E dogg's choate
since things were getting kind of boring sexually between us.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
all the cum I swallow over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, cum is high in protein, so while I know what i should be eating, cum tastes better it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

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[Alobar]

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[censored] whores. Why did I have to retype that instead of copying and pasting, allowing Alobar to steal my ever-so-witty first response?

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It took you 9 minutes to type all that??? Did the thought of daniel Negraneu get you so excited you had to do all your typing with one hand??? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[InchoateHand]

Absurdly, I'm actually playing poker. And the stupid [censored] windows keep popping up when I'm trying to type.

[TStoneMBD]

I went to ___dinner_________ with ___jennifer______ and ____marco______
because we had to talk about ______my mother_______ and
_____my exgirlfriend________. Then later that night we decided to
______get some drinks_________ and then head over to ______the billards__________ to
______shoot pool________.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
____________despite having a wonderful relationship with my exgirlfriend, ever since breaking up with her ive started questioning my sexuality. maybe things would be better for me if i truly opened up and came out of the closet. however, as a godly man i dont think my church or mother would understand.____________. A tough spot to be
in as you can see.

So I decided to _________play some nba2k5_________________ since I hadn't
__________relaxed in_________________ about
____________15 minutes__________________.

From there I figured that I'd
_____skim____ over the
_______the gospel of john______ since
_______it talks about homosexuality________. You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to _________take a long bubble bath________________
since things were getting kind of _________depressing__________.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
________whatever conclusions i come to about myself_______ over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, ______ive found what makes me happy as a person________, so while I know what
______it is that i have to do,__________ it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

[antidan444]

I remember when I was 14 or so and my mother took a look at one of my Mad Libs books.

I don't think she ever fully recovered, actually.

Just sharing.

[fluxrad]

Yeah, I just filled it out like this:

Dear Mr. Negranu,

Frames are for [censored] HOMOS!

pls fix. k thx bye.

-flux=rad

[Peca277]

[ QUOTE ]
this (http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-journal.php?subaction=showfull&id=1114510678&archi ve=&start_from=&ucat=&) was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:


I went to American Idol with Randy Moss and Clay Aiken
because we had to talk about Bo's sexy voice and Anthony's cute little tush. Then later that night we decided to hit up the ATM and then head over to Chachki's Karaoke Bar to show my "newfound talent."

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
Both Randy and Clay professed their undying love for me... which to choose? A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to anally probe myself since I hadn't gotten any in about 2 or 3 months and was worried about disappointing Randy or Clay.

From there I figured that I'd call my gay 2+2 buddie "Big Steve" over the current dilemma since he's been gay way longer than me and might know what to do... You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to confront my "straight cash homey," homey, since things were getting kind of hot and heavy with Clay.

This is probably the most important time of my life and every "dance" with Clay over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, I'm not 100% sure I'm gay, so while I know what goes where it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

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[Voltron87]

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[censored] whores. Why did I have to retype that instead of copying and pasting, allowing Alobar to steal my ever-so-witty first response?

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It took you 9 minutes to type all that??? Did the thought of daniel Negraneu get you so excited you had to do all your typing with one hand??? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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that was a good post, on more than one level, rare these days.

[drexah]

I went to the local chinese buffet with E-Dog and Evelyn last night, we had to talk about planning the orgy later on in the night and also our upcoming "Nude Poker Pro" show we have on Playboy TV. Then later that night we decided to bet 20 grand on who could come up with the best way to cover up my homosexuality, and i was the judge. We then head over to the Bellagio to film a couple scenes of the new show.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:

-Exactly what temperature i want the room to be so my nuts dont get even smaller then they are
-If Evelyn will be willing to cover for my homosexuality at the upcoming WSOP.
-If i want to start actually playing video games or keep running simulations on them. A tough spot to be
in as you can see.
So I decided to masturbate to heterosexual porn since I hadn't done it in about 13 years, or however long it was since Bishop Jingleberry had his way with me.

From there I figured that I'd clean up and head over the way to E-Dog's house, and act like nothing ever happened since he usually can tell after i've fondled myself, anyways, You get the idea.

Then last night I decided to offer Bishop Jingleberry a dinner at my house, since things were getting kind of tense between us two.

This is probably the most important time of my life and the bishop just isn't fulfiling my sexual needs. Over the next week this will have a major impact on my future with him. You see, the bishop only fondles me once a week, so while I know what to expect, it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

[Ryner]

I think it's a shame most of you are incapable of thinking of everything other than "Daniel Negreanu is gay".

[Jazza]

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I think it's a shame most of you are incapable of thinking of everything other than "Daniel Negreanu is gay".

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yeah i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

[Boris]

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i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

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what do you think we are? a bunch a h0mos?

[drexah]

the thing is though, he probably will make an entry similar to this sometime in the near future.

[Jazza]

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i was kinda hopeing for a little more creativity

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what do you think we are? a bunch a h0mos?

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this and alobars second post are my favorite so far, but unfortunatly are not eligable to win

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Funniest god damned avatar I've ever seen, Ever!

-iL douché

[JcTc]

I went to _dinner_ with _grandma_ and _grandpa_
because we had to talk about _orgies_ and
__the weather__. Then later that night we decided to
_try to trick some midgets into getting in our car with us_ and then head over to _the pond_ to
_see how far we could fling their tiny bodies_.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
_Frost N' Tips or Frost N' Glow for my gorgeous highlights_. A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to _drop a duece_ since I hadn't
__taken a dump in__ about
_4 weeks_.

From there I figured that I'd
_put my ass_ over the
__bidet__ since
__I really enjoy that fresh feeling__. You get the idea.

Then last night I decided to __shave my balls__
since things were getting kind of __tangled__.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
__whether or not my Valtrex kicks in__ over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, __a big rash on my genitals is a turn-off__, so while I know what
__bitches want, namely my seed, it's hard discussing my diseases, but still, I know I should tell them, but__ it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

[Jazza]

sigh

i guess JcTc wins cause he's the only one not to rely on "haha Danial is a h0m0"

no offense to JcTc but i feel let down by OOTier's

pm me a UB or Party screen name JcTc and i'll give you $20 if you want it

[TStoneMBD]

thanks douche

[Jazza]

dude, your avatar link just died, fix it!

[TStoneMBD]

what do you mean? its working for me. maybe its just cached?

[Jazza]

well it could be from my end, but i saw it earlier today, and now i don't see it

[TStoneMBD]

yah photobucket sucks. i logged in and saw that my account had generated 2gigs worth of bandwidth this month which tops my limit. so im on imageshack now. tks for letting me know.

[JaBlue]

I went the bar with someone you don't know and his brother because we had to talk about running with the bulls and whether or not it was feasible . Then later that night we decided to
go see The Mars Volta and then head over to [the after party] to talk about those guys' sick ass haircuts .

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
Latin rock, reggae, the absurdly high percentage of blacks over 20 in jail, and running with the bulls. Out of all of thse I have decided that I need to devote my energy to running with the bulls and I have triaged everything else . A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to watch old running of the bulls footage since I hadn't studied up yet and I wasn't about to get gored in the ass for not running like a squirrel .

From there I figured that I'd hit up the big game for a couple mil over the the next couple hours since that is what i do . You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to relax with a swedish massage since things were getting kind of tense as I am anticipating the running of the bulls .

This is probably the most important time of my life and
making sure not to get gored over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, being a pansy is easy , so while I know what pussying out is the easiest way to go, I think that running with the bulls will take my game to the next level. it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

[Shajen]

[ QUOTE ]
this (http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-journal.php?subaction=showfull&id=1114510678&archi ve=&start_from=&ucat=&) was his latest blog entry, so i'd like to host a contest to see who can best fill it in, here is the meat of it:


I went to Mars with Scoobie Doo and Scrappy Doo
because we had to talk about Shaggy and his knck for eating everything in sight. Then later that night we decided to smoke a giant fattie and then head over to White Castle to feed the monster.

Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about: Why are there pink elephants just visible out of the corner of my eyes, and why do they always hide when I look straight at them? A tough spot to be in as you can see.

So I decided to build a bong out of spare Harley parts since I hadn't done any bong hits in about 6 weeks.

From there I figured that I'd sit on the couch watching my taped VHS of Liquid Television over the
weekend since I can't get laid or off my couch to save my life. You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to ravage the .25-.50 NL game
since things were getting kind of out of control at the 4000-8000 game at the Bellagio.

This is probably the most important time of my life and

you can bet your sweet tits my bankroll over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, people are catching on to how I play, so while I know what
I need to do, it's easier said than done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

i'll throw in $20 to what i deem winner

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I did it all for the nookie, not the $20 spot. Sorry if it sucks.

[Talk2BigSteve]

I went to Waffle House with Dutch Boyd and Mike Matusow because we had to talk about Poker Mountain and
the 2005 WSOP . Then later that night we decided to
sign autographs for $5 a piece and then head over to Boardwalk Casino to
play nickel Video Poker.

{Now we can finish the Story}



Throughout the last few days I've had lots to think about:
__________________________________________________ _________
__________________________________________________ _________
_______________________________________. A tough spot to be
in as you can see.

So I decided to __________________________ since I hadn't
___________________________ about
______________________________.

From there I figured that I'd
_________________________________ over the
________________________________________ since
___________________________________. You get the idea.


Then last night I decided to _________________________
since things were getting kind of ________________________________________.

This is probably the most important time of my life and
_______________________________ over the next week will have a major impact on my future. You see, _______________________________, so while I know what
_________________________________ it's easier said than
done you know what I mean? Of course you do.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[drexah]

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sigh

i guess JcTc wins cause he's the only one not to rely on "haha Danial is a h0m0"

no offense to JcTc but i feel let down by OOTier's

pm me a UB or Party screen name JcTc and i'll give you $20 if you want it

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what the hell is so bad about implying he is gay, especially since the majority of people i know actually think he is.