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siccjay
04-26-2005, 02:56 PM
The subject is simple.

No poker jokes unless they are extremely creative.

Begin.

tdarko
04-26-2005, 02:57 PM
i just want to be the first to get clowned, clown away.

IsaacW
04-26-2005, 02:58 PM
siccjay... more like SUCKjay LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!eleven!!!one!!

kipin
04-26-2005, 02:59 PM
You need $1 million to get two chicks to double up on you! LOSER!

RicktheRuler
04-26-2005, 02:59 PM
LOL, i like corny jokes. Someone flame me.

Sponger15SB
04-26-2005, 02:59 PM
who the [censored] is tdarko?

Sponger15SB
04-26-2005, 03:00 PM
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You need $1 million to get two chicks to double up on you! LOSER!

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There isn't enough money in the world for two chicks to double up on you

Beerfund
04-26-2005, 03:01 PM
Sponger + Dead = /images/graemlins/heart.gif

Rick Diesel
04-26-2005, 03:02 PM
Put down the ruler and pick up some binoculers, that will help you find it.

DireWolf
04-26-2005, 03:03 PM
At least he has one

siccjay
04-26-2005, 03:03 PM
^^ took him 3 minutes to think of that lame joke

you fucks are too fast haha

Rick Diesel
04-26-2005, 03:04 PM
Just like you mom!

Sponger15SB
04-26-2005, 03:04 PM
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Just like you mom!

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lets get off moms i just got off yours

rmarotti
04-26-2005, 03:05 PM
This thread sucks.

BusterStacks
04-26-2005, 03:06 PM
you look like Rod Stewart, you little [censored].

siccjay
04-26-2005, 03:06 PM
you are just mad you cant think of any leet jokes

Stu Pidasso
04-26-2005, 03:06 PM
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lets get off moms i just got off yours

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Your confused,

That was his dad, his mom is the one with the beard.

Stu

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:07 PM
siccjay has a very small penis.

kerssens
04-26-2005, 03:07 PM
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siccjay has a very small penis.

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The ocean called, they're out of shrimp!! Wait.

Sponger15SB
04-26-2005, 03:07 PM
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siccjay has a very small penis.

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even jakethebake's mother hates him

siccjay
04-26-2005, 03:07 PM
jakethebake still sucks me to completion

tdarko
04-26-2005, 03:08 PM
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who the [censored] is tdarko?

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this one is my favorite.

LALDAAS
04-26-2005, 03:08 PM
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siccjay has a very small penis.

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I have come to expect more from you jake.

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:09 PM
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jakethebake still sucks me to completion

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oh, yea? well...ummmm...I'm rubber and you're glue...

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:12 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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siccjay has a very small penis...

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I have come to expect more from you jake.

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...but it's still bigger than LALDAAS'.

Chairman Wood
04-26-2005, 03:14 PM
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oh, yea? well...ummmm...I'm rubber and you're glue...

[/ QUOTE ]
and your jokes on this thread are equal to poo

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:15 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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oh, yea? well...ummmm...I'm rubber and you're glue...

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and your jokes on this thread are equal to poo

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same to you. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

BWebb
04-26-2005, 03:17 PM
Jake wears underwear with d!ckholes in'em.

Chairman Wood
04-26-2005, 03:17 PM
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oh, yea? well...ummmm...I'm rubber and you're glue...


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and your jokes on this thread are equal to poo


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same to you.

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your favorite color is blue

edit to add in previous quotes

InchoateHand
04-26-2005, 03:18 PM
Not assclown them, clown them.

Edge34
04-26-2005, 03:19 PM
Same to you?

You're just stalling because you're not quick enough to think of a good comeback.

cockboy.

thegrammarnazi
04-26-2005, 03:19 PM
[ QUOTE ]


[ QUOTE ]
lets get off moms i just got off yours

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Your confused,

That was his dad, his mom is the one with the beard.

Stu

[/ QUOTE ]


You're confused...

Sponger15SB
04-26-2005, 03:20 PM
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Not assclown them, clown them.

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NotInchoatehand > Inchoatehand

Shajen
04-26-2005, 03:20 PM
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your favorite color is blue

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Chairman Wood is so fat, he jumped in the air and got stuck.

Bring it bitches.

Chairman Wood
04-26-2005, 03:20 PM
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Not assclown them, clown them.

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Pipe down inchoate penis!

RicktheRuler
04-26-2005, 03:21 PM
You suck. (Adam Sandler movie) /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:22 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Same to you?

You're just stalling because you're not quick enough to think of a good comeback.

cockboy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well you're ugly and your mommy dresses you funny. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

RicktheRuler
04-26-2005, 03:22 PM
You have come to expect more from jakethebake than siccjay's small penis? Whay exactly have you come for?

Chairman Wood
04-26-2005, 03:23 PM
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your favorite color is blue


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Chairman Wood is so fat, he jumped in the air and got stuck.

Bring it bitches.

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I was trying to continue with the rhyming words but I guess I lost out on that one. But I didn't lose out with Shajen's sister.

IsaacW
04-26-2005, 03:25 PM
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Jake wears underwear with d!ckholes in'em.

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Do you mean boxers or that he takes it in the ass?

Shajen
04-26-2005, 03:26 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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your favorite color is blue


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Chairman Wood is so fat, he jumped in the air and got stuck.

Bring it bitches.

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I was trying to continue with the rhyming words but I guess I lost out on that one. But I didn't lose out with Shajen's sister.

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't worry, she won't press charges.

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:28 PM
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Jake wears underwear with d!ckholes in'em.

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Do you mean boxers or that he takes it in the ass?

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The only underwear I know that don't have d!ckholes are girls' underwear.

InchoateHand
04-26-2005, 03:30 PM
Why do you wear girls underwear?

jakethebake
04-26-2005, 03:32 PM
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Why do you wear girls underwear?

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Now here's a good question!

Alobar
04-26-2005, 03:57 PM
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Why do you wear girls underwear?

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Now here's a good question!

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He had WSUchica send him a pair of used ones so he could wear them and pretend he was having his first period.

i wanna be me
04-26-2005, 07:02 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Why do you wear girls underwear?

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Now here's a good question!

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He had WSUchica send him a pair of used ones so he could wear them and pretend he was having his first period.

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Are you sure it was WSUchica - are you sure it wasn't....you? How does that training bra feel on your budding prepubescent breasts?

IndieMatty
04-26-2005, 07:46 PM
i wanna be me

Well you're about the only one who does.






On a side note. Next time someone wants to rag on Dead. ( I don't dislike him myself) could someone please say something like "I wish you were more like your name."

Thanks,
Matthew

i wanna be me
04-26-2005, 08:15 PM
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i wanna be me

Well you're about the only one who does.

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well you're about the only one who wants to be inside me.

fluxrad
04-26-2005, 08:44 PM
Ugh...the clown I almost let go was pretty lame.

Suffice it to say, you take it in the pooper.

ThaSaltCracka
04-26-2005, 09:01 PM
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Ugh...the clown I almost let go was pretty lame.

[/ QUOTE ] meh, we are use to that from you.

The Stranger
04-26-2005, 09:18 PM
[ QUOTE ]
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Ugh...the clown I almost let go was pretty lame.

[/ QUOTE ] meh, we are use to that from you.

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Salt, if you fell into a barrel of nipples, you'd come out sucking your thumb.