worst internet jokes

[Sin Dee]

my mother sent this to me and I am Sorry but I just had to share it. This guy must be a poker player.



Grocery Shopping

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of
orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in
front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases,
the drunk calmly stated: "You must be single." The woman was a bit
startled by this proclamation. But, she was equally intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off
her drunken observer to her marital status. Curiosity getting the
better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct, but how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied: " 'Cause you're ugly."

So add some of your own worst email jokes going around.

[Gamblor]

maxim had the same joke with a guy buying frozen pizza and toilet paper. he responds with a sarcastic "how'd you know" and the 15 year old cashier girl goes "you're [censored] ugly"

[Sin Dee]

I think my mom is trying to tell me to get married.

[AlienCorpse]

or that your ugly /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Sin Dee]

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or that your ugly /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Darling I can assure you that I can hold my own in a crowd of hot ladies because thats how I make a living.

[DBowling]

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Darling I can assure you that I can hold my own in a crowd of hot ladies because thats how I make a living.

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How much?

[Richie Rich]

Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before.

[Sin Dee]

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Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before.

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It's OK because I take boys poker nuts all the time on and off the tables.

[DBowling]

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Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before.

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im not sure what you mean. are we talking about a hooker or not?

[Sin Dee]

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Please, act like you've talked to a professional girl before.

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im not sure what you mean. are we talking about a hooker or not?

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Uhhhh no I am not a hooker, but I will take all your money and tell you to get F-ed.
Come on guys, I came here to laugh because I know some of you are funny.
Where are all the dumb jokes that aren't about me?

[DBowling]

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Uhhhh no I am not a hooker, but I will take all your money and tell you to get F-ed.
Come on guys, I came here to laugh because I know some of you are funny.
Where are all the dumb jokes that aren't about me?

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for what its worth, i thought the joke was pretty funny. i was just confused by your comment about it being your job being to hold your own in a crowd of girls. and calling that person darling. and telling me to get f-ed. and offering to take my money. is this some sort of gimick account? im not trying to be mean, just asking an honest question

[Sin Dee]

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is this some sort of gimick account? im not trying to be mean, just asking an honest question

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What do I have to gain other than coming here and trying to learn to play poker better?
I have been reading in here and there is a lot of good stuff about poker and a lot of comic relief in this section so I thought I would try to have a little fun too.

I know you guys get emails that contain lots of dumb jokes so why dont you post some?

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

^ = hooker.

[Sin Dee]

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^ = hooker.

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Whatever moron, thanx for making someone feel welcome.

I will still take all your money if you play bad.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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...professional girl...

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=


hooker


sorry...

[mostsmooth]

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Where are all the dumb jokes that aren't about me?

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there arent any
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