$50 Condom Slogan Contest

[kdog]

It was suggested in the Zoo that this be posted in OOT. I have to agree. Please note that the reply email addy should read
Management@truepoker.com.

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I am not kidding, we have genuine Truepoker condoms for a giveaway promotion.

If you want one and have a Truepoker account, we will be happy to send you one. Email Marketing@truepoker.com.

I will offer a contest:

$50.00 for the best Poker Condom Slogan:

Past examples:

1. Make sure What happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas
2. When you are going all-in, play it safe.
3. Condoms, the no-deposit bonus

Look for our marketing representatives at the WSOP in July.

Truepoker CEO


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[Alobar]

wow, I wonder what the meeting where someone pitched that idea was like.

[Blackjack]

Truepoker Condoms: The next closest thing to unprotected sex.

[Beerfund]

Truepoker condoms: Might as well have sex with a troll because no self respecting women would let you use a condom from an online poker site.

[on_thg]

Truepoker Condoms: As big an advertising space as we could afford.

[PoBoy321]

Truepoker condoms: Because sometimes you'll get lucky and turn the nuts.

[Shajen]

True Poker condoms:

Don't let your nuts get busted.

True Poker condoms:

When you go all in, she'll know it.

True Poker condoms:

we're desperately trying to cash in on the craze. And you people are stupid enough to fall for it.

True Poker condoms:
True Poker and condoms, the 2 7 OS of condoms.

[krazyace5]

True Poker condoms....cause you never know when you'll flop the nuts.

True Poker condoms...because not all deposit bonuses are +ev.

True Poker condoms...For those times you don't want to splash the pot.

True Poker condoms... Don't go all in without them.

True Poker condoms...Because this is one deposit bonus you don't want.

[eleventy]

TruePoker Condoms....Protecting small stacks since 2005.

[Allinlife]

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Truepoker Condoms: As big an advertising space as we could afford.

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[jakethebake]

Truepoker Condoms: They're good enough for sup bro.

[miajag81]

TruePoker condoms: Use them or you'll die of AIDS.

[TruePoker CEO]

Condoms, the No-deposit bonus ....

Thanks for the suggestions

[TruePoker CEO]

..... condoms are a craze ?

[Duke]

Why use a condom with lubricant? Ours come standard with lubriCAN.

~D

[AlienCorpse]

True Poker condoms: If you want to be a good pokeher player you need to protect your stack.

[Shajen]

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..... condoms are a craze ?

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Come on, you know this isn't what I meant.

Yes, it was a bit of a dig, but hey, you guys know what's best for your company.

Good luck.

[Rotating Rabbit]

Truepoker condoms...take no chances with Big Slick

[cold_cash]

TruePoker Condoms: Because she's a skank.

[Boron]

Doesn't matter if you have Big Slick or little Slick, you can go All-In with Truepoker condoms

[Boron]

Doesn't matter if she is Tight or Loose, Truepoker condoms are your best bet.

[tolbiny]

True poker condoms: Cause when you flop the nuts, you want to pump the pot.

[Boron]

Aggressive or Passive, Truepoker condoms can handle all your playing styles.

[Boron]

Truepoker condoms- when you need to Ram and Jam the pot.

[tolbiny]

Even Pocket Rockets need a little protection.

[M2d]

From big slick to big lick, truepoker condoms help you avoid a bad beat

[InchoateHand]

Truepoker condoms: when they suck out, it doesn't stain your sheets.

[chaas4747]

Because nights full of hot tubs, and coconut drinks should never leave you worried.

[Boron]

Truepoker condoms: Because its +EV to be -VD

[jakethebake]

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Truepoker condoms: Because its +EV to be -VD

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Brilliant!

[willie]

True Poker condoms- they help you slide in the money

....for when you need to jam against her pocket pair
.... cause pushin all in is fun
.... cause she may be loose aggressive
.... don't get your big stack crippled
.... yeah buddy

[on_thg]

True Poker condoms: Doing our part to ensure that one hit-and-run session doesn't turn into an 18 year downswing.

[M2d]

truepoker condoms...for when you truely want to poke her

[mantasm]

truepoker condoms: wear one and [censored]

[on_thg]

True Poker condoms, because when it comes to protecting your junk, who would you trust more than an internet gambling website?

[Uglyowl]

STD's or pattern mappers.. we know how to keep them away, TruePoker condoms.

[Jurollo]

TruePoker Condoms: "Wrap it up when you're a round'er"
(around her)

[a500lbgorilla]

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Truepoker Condoms: As big an advertising space as we could afford.

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Winner.

[a500lbgorilla]

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Truepoker condoms: Because its +EV to be -VD

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And a close second. This thread made my day.

[kdog]

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True Poker condoms: Doing our part to ensure that one hit-and-run session doesn't turn into an 18 year downswing

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[UncleRemus]

True Poker Condoms....because Jack - King off is fun, but you don't want people to call it.

True Poker Condoms...because sometimes a pair will make a full house.