Rules for Not Playing a $215 SnG

[skipperbob]

Lots of useful tips here for "How to Play SnG's"; here's a few for how not to:
1.)Don't fire one up immediately following an argument with Boss &/or Wifey
2.)Don't attempt to play at the same time you are trying to complete exotic/complicated spreadsheet for said Boss while he keeps coming into Fxxxxxcking office.
3.)Wait to start until last shxxtstorm has been completely extinguished (for sure)
4.)Don't play while trying to explain simple directions for Friday Night 2+2'er Home game to moeron Yugo
5.)Finally, and most important, not a good omen when just-in-mail contains notice of audit from the Service /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[dfscott]

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moeron Yugo

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classic

[SuitedSixes]

I'm noticing how everything wrong in your life can be traced back to Yugo.

[Nick B.]

When you are ridiculously tired and will eventually fall asleep with 2 running.

[raptor517]

when u have enough for 4 of em but not enough for a step 5 cuz u already lost the last 8 you played. holla

[eastbay]

I want your job where you can gamble from the office without being immediately shitcanned.

eastbay

[dfscott]

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I want your job where you can gamble from the office without being immediately shitcanned.

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You took the words right out of my mouth.

I actually busted a guy a couple oof months ago playing 30/60 at work.

[Apathy]

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I want your job where you can gamble from the office without being immediately shitcanned.

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You took the words right out of my mouth.

I actually busted a guy a couple oof months ago playing 30/60 at work.

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Did you take a cut? or just get him to give you lessons?

[dfscott]

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I want your job where you can gamble from the office without being immediately shitcanned.

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You took the words right out of my mouth.

I actually busted a guy a couple oof months ago playing 30/60 at work.

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Did you take a cut? or just get him to give you lessons?

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Heh. The conversation went like this:

Me: so, you win much?

Him: I do ok.

Me: how you do in BB/hour?

Him: oh, I don't keep stats. I'm an "instinctive" player.

Me: kinda hard to calc pot odds instinctively, huh?

Him: yeah, I don't worry about pot odds...

[skipperbob]

I wanna be sheetcanned

[skipperbob]

Sounds like a conversation between Irieguy & Skipper

[adanthar]

screenname please? /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[syphlix]

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I want your job where you can gamble from the office without being immediately shitcanned.

eastbay

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lol i play 10-12 almost every day at work /images/graemlins/tongue.gif