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asofel
04-25-2005, 12:57 PM
There seem to be at least two schools of thought regarding this issue, so lets settle it.

lucas9000
04-25-2005, 01:00 PM
i think the name/acronym says it all. sometimes i'll use it to describe a woman who looks older than me, even if i'm not sure she's a mother, but speculate that she is a mother.

this thread can only reach its full potential by the inclusion of many many pictures of hot milfs. i cannot emphasize this enough. (that said, i'm off to google to find some.)

scotty34
04-25-2005, 01:03 PM
A Mom I'd Like to F*ck

The others have their own acronyms which are HMOTYTYLF and MWHTMWHATYLF respectively... duh

Soul Daddy
04-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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sometimes i'll use it to describe a woman who looks older than me, even if i'm not sure she's a mother, but speculate that she is a mother.

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Acronym aside, this is how I interpret it. Unless it's your friend's mom or a celebrity, you're basically speculating whether she's a mom based on her supposed age.

lucas9000
04-25-2005, 01:08 PM
http://www.superiorpics.com/monica_bellucci/images/monica028.jpg


http://www.superiorpics.com/monica_bellucci/images/monica070.jpg

http://bellucci.kvalitne.cz/bn/bigimages/monica_bellucci_021bn.jpg

GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 01:17 PM
How are ~85% of people getting this wrong? It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you. See astro's post here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237665&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) if you need an explaination.

GoT

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:19 PM
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How are ~85% of people getting this wrong? It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you. See astro's post here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237665&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) if you need an explaination.

GoT

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You're definitely wrong.

Ulysses
04-25-2005, 01:19 PM
65% right. astro and GoT wrong.

GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 01:22 PM
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65% right. astro and GoT wrong.

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False.

GoT

IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 01:23 PM
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How are ~85% of people getting this wrong? It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you. See astro's post here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237665&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) if you need an explaination.

GoT

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Please see the Pope shitting in the woods thread from a few weeks back. People misinterpret things and still find them funny or amusing..and then that becomes the rule rather then what's correct.

beerbandit
04-25-2005, 01:24 PM
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It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you.

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agreed --- i wouldnt think a chick was a milf if she was the same age or younger


cheers

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:27 PM
Two of the 10 definitions of MILF (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&r=f) mention age connotations. Age is not mentioned until the fifth definition.

Alobar
04-25-2005, 01:28 PM
2 schools of thought? Its a freakin acronym...Thats like debating on what TGIF means. I think it means you only get excited about fridays that happen on even days of the month, what do you think?

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:30 PM
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2 schools of thought? Its a freakin acronym...Thats like debating on what TGIF means. I think it means you only get excited about fridays that happen on even days of the month, what do you think?

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Well now you're just being dumb.

scotty34
04-25-2005, 01:30 PM
1. MILF

"Mother I'd Like (to) [censored]"

mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to [censored] with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

Source (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milf&r=f)


I kind of laughed at this one

Acronym - Definition

MILF - Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming clan)
MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Muslim group in the Philippines)
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Find (polite form; from movie American Pie)

Source (http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?p=dict&String=exact&Acronym=MILF)

asofel
04-25-2005, 01:35 PM
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2 schools of thought? Its a freakin acronym...Thats like debating on what TGIF means. I think it means you only get excited about fridays that happen on even days of the month, what do you think?

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i think the responses in this thread speak to the disagreement regarding its usage.

tdarko
04-25-2005, 01:36 PM
i must have done the "beating up" at school cause i am obviously not smart enough to understand the difference between the first two options.

GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 01:38 PM
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i must have done the "beating up" at school cause i am obviously not smart enough to understand the difference between the first two options.

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Probably just 'cause you've never been older than 25.

GoT

asofel
04-25-2005, 01:39 PM
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i must have done the "beating up" at school cause i am obviously not smart enough to understand the difference between the first two options.

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hehe....basically, people were debating the fact that the woman has to be older than you...check out Jake's life is good thread for background info...

Yeti
04-25-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm pretty sure this boils down to a math problem.

scotty34
04-25-2005, 01:40 PM
It means the girls from the article in this thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2233930&page=1&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=7&vc=1) don't count.

Edit: I'm going to hell.

tdarko
04-25-2005, 01:44 PM
just confused me is all because a milf is a MOTHER you would like to [censored] regardless of age. britney will be a milf in about 7 months and i am older than her, so does that mean i choose option 1?

Alobar
04-25-2005, 01:44 PM
exactly! The people who saying the allure is because she is older are just missing the entire point of MILF (not to mention the actual obvious definition). The allure is because shes a mom and prolly been plucking the same boring husband for X years, they "make love" every tuesday night for 4 and one half minutes, exactly the same way, and always after their favorite TV show is over.

You see her pushing that baby stroller around, imagining she is wondering how her life got so boring, her husband is busy at work doing TPS reports and shes neglected and alone. Her best friend in life is that 1 year old baby, she has entire convorsations with, in the stroller in front of her. You know that with a couple smooth words and some charm, she would blossom with energy and unleash sexually on you. Naughty midday sex on her bed while the daddy is at work. Scandalous effing under a blanket in the park. her pendeulum of sexual bordeom swings wildly the other way, and you 2 are doing all kind of crazy [censored] involve chopsticks a rope swing and a digital camera.........mmmmmmmm, hell yeah, MILF baby

Alobar
04-25-2005, 01:45 PM
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2 schools of thought? Its a freakin acronym...Thats like debating on what TGIF means. I think it means you only get excited about fridays that happen on even days of the month, what do you think?

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i think the responses in this thread speak to the disagreement regarding its usage.

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this is true....but it just shows that alot of people are using the term incorrectly

FishBurger
04-25-2005, 01:57 PM
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How are ~85% of people getting this wrong? It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you. See astro's post here if you need an explaination.

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Dude, have you ever seen the MiLFHunter? That guy's like 38 years old. He's banging chicks near his age or younger (sometimes older). If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

Ulysses
04-25-2005, 02:01 PM
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If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 02:04 PM
I don't get why anybody is even bothering to disagree. The real definition is spelled out in plain English here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237511&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1). This clearly proves me correct.

GoT

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:04 PM
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Dude, have you ever seen the MiLFHunter? That guy's like 38 years old. He's banging chicks near his age or younger (sometimes older). If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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Excellent point! I think that's a definite debate-ender right there.

IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 02:05 PM
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If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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Dude, he's a cheeseball porn guy cashing in on the popularity of the term.

You guys are clearly too old.

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:06 PM
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I don't get why anybody is even bothering to disagree. The real definition is spelled out in plain English here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237511&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1). This clearly proves me correct.

GoT

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I think we can all agree that if GoT and Astro agree on it, it must be incorrect.

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:07 PM
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If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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Dude, he's a cheeseball porn guy cashing in on the popularity of the term.

You guys are clearly too old.

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Oh sure! You lose the argument and take it out on the MILF-Hunter!

Ulysses
04-25-2005, 02:08 PM
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I don't get why anybody is even bothering to disagree. The real definition is spelled out in plain English here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237511&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1). This clearly proves me correct.

GoT

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a MILF is a hot older woman.

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You are confusing MILF w/ HOWILF.

Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:08 PM
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I don't get why anybody is even bothering to disagree. The real definition is spelled out in plain English here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2237511&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1). This clearly proves me correct.
GoT

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Its MILF, not OWILF


lol, EL D beat me by like seconds....and I screwed up my quote tags :/

astroglide
04-25-2005, 02:15 PM
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65% right. astro and GoT wrong.

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and you are 100% older than 99% of the forum. the only people i see on the other side of the fence are older guys and people who haven't critically thought about the subject.

GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 02:16 PM
So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?

GoT

razor
04-25-2005, 02:18 PM
Look at it this way.

In general, Mothers are not a group you look to when looking for someone to [censored], whether you are 20, 30, 40, 50 or whatever...

there are exceptions...

they are called MILFs

Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:19 PM
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you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?



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I doubt Diablo is actually lame enough to refer to any girl as a MILF, I mean what is this? 1999?

asofel
04-25-2005, 02:20 PM
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Look at it this way.

In general, Mothers are not a group you look to when looking for someone to [censored], whether you are 20, 30, 40, 50 or whatever...

there are exceptions...

they are called MILFs

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well said.

tdarko
04-25-2005, 02:20 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?


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M.I.L.F=MOM i would like to F**K.

i thought everyone agreed with this? there is a lady at my gym that is in her older thirties and is incredibly hot but since she has no kids she is not a M.I.L.F, she is a COUGAR.

asofel
04-25-2005, 02:22 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?


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M.I.L.F=MOM i would like to F**K.

i thought everyone agreed with this? there is a lady at my gym that is in her older thirties and is incredibly hot but since she has no kids she is not a M.I.L.F, she is a COUGAR.

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Chick One Usually Goes After Rectally?

tdarko
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
its not an acronym or i would have said "C.O.U.G.A.R"

Soul Daddy
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
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Look at it this way.

In general, women significantly older than you are not a group you look to when looking for someone to [censored], whether you are 20, 30, 40, 50 or whatever...

there are exceptions...

they are called MILFs

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FYP

B00T
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
Where did "MILF" originate? I could of sworn it was American Pie. If thats the case the two guys there say what MILF stands for. Mom I'd like to ****.

How could there be any arguement of what the definition is when the person who created it spells out the acronym.

jackdaniels
04-25-2005, 02:25 PM
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since she has no kids she is not a M.I.L.F, she is a COUGAR.

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Now you are introducing a whole new spectrum we haven't reached yet.

but your post does stress the fact that there are very specific rules to being a MILF. I've described them in an earlier post here (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2237666&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2236785&Search=true&where=&Name=17280&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2237666)

I think Cougars are an interesting addition to this topic.

Stupendous_Man
04-25-2005, 02:25 PM
I'm no expert on the origins of the phrase, but the first time I heard it was in the American Pie movie. Since I've only seen the movie a couple times, I don't remember the entire scene, but it was the party at Stifler's house and someone is looking at a picture of Stifler's mom and makes a comment about MILF. Someone walking by asks what's MILF and he clearly responds answer #1 in the poll.


Found the quote...

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[while looking at a picture of Stifler's mom]
MILF Guy #2: Dude that chick's a MILF!
MILF Guy #1: What to hell is that?
MILF Guy #2: M-I-L-F Mom I'd Like to [censored]!
MILF Guy #1: Yeah dude! Yeah!

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source (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/quotes)

razor
04-25-2005, 02:25 PM
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Look at it this way.

In general, women significantly older than you are not a group you look to when looking for someone to [censored], whether you are 20, 30, 40, 50 or whatever...

there are exceptions...

they are called MILFs

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FYP

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You are wrong, do you see why?

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:27 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?

GoT

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Absolutely!

asofel
04-25-2005, 02:27 PM
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its not an acronym or i would have said "C.O.U.G.A.R"

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sure but it was more fun my way /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Soul Daddy
04-25-2005, 02:28 PM
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You are wrong, do you see why?

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No

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:28 PM
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Where did "MILF" originate? I could of sworn it was American Pie. If thats the case the two guys there say what MILF stands for. Mom I'd like to ****.

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No. I've used it since high school and that was well before American Pie. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

jackdaniels
04-25-2005, 02:28 PM
Lame.

She is no MILF. Simply a "HCYWB" (Hot Chick You Wanna Bone).

tdarko
04-25-2005, 02:28 PM
haha, point taken. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

razor
04-25-2005, 02:29 PM
"women significantly older than you" <> "mother"

Soul Daddy
04-25-2005, 02:30 PM
I don't think anyone is arguing that the M stands for Mom or Mother. It's just that those of us who are blessed with minds that are not intensely literal are able to grasp the concept of what that term was intended to mean.

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:31 PM
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Simply a "HCYWB"

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How do you pronounce that?

Shajen
04-25-2005, 02:32 PM
Man, this is too easy:

1) are they a mother? (Y/N)

2) Would you like to [censored] them? (Y/N)

There is your answer.

Age is not a part of the acronym, if you take it literally.

Stupendous_Man
04-25-2005, 02:32 PM
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Where did "MILF" originate? I could of sworn it was American Pie. If thats the case the two guys there say what MILF stands for. Mom I'd like to ****.

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No. I've used it since high school and that was well before American Pie. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Damn, I never heard it before the movie. Don't recall any specific "names" people gave mothers while I was in high school. Do remember hearing a lot of guys saying "hey mother, you want another" though. For a point of reference, I lived in Daytona Beach during high school.

tdarko
04-25-2005, 02:34 PM
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I don't think anyone is arguing that the M stands for Mom or Mother. It's just that those of us who are blessed with minds that are not intensely literal are able to grasp the concept of what that term was intended to mean.

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huh? i am still confused how an ACRONYM can mean anything different than how it is spelled out for you?

hot mom= M.I.L.F
hot older lady=cougar, mrs. robinson, a graduate etc.

Ulysses
04-25-2005, 02:37 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?


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Absolutely. In fact, this very thing actually occurred in college (MILF was a term well before American Pie).

Diablo: Whoa, that chick is hot.
DiabloFriend: You don't know her?
D: No.
DF: Seriously?
D: Yeah.
DF: Oh man, so you don't know?
D: No, WTF?
DF: Dude, that chick is a MILF!!!
D: No $hit, she has a kid?
DF: No $hit!

Many models/actresses have children and become the ultimate MILFs, regardless of their age.

FishNChips
04-25-2005, 02:37 PM
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Where did "MILF" originate? I could of sworn it was American Pie. If thats the case the two guys there say what MILF stands for. Mom I'd like to ****.

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You must be 19. I've been using that term for almost 15 years. Its been around forever!

Mother
I'd
Like(to)
F$#k

The term is not age dependant. If you see a hot 19-year-old and she doesn't have a stroller then she's not usually referred to as a MILF. If you see her with a stroller, assume its not hers, she's still not a MILF... if you go and see the cute baby in the stroller as a way to introduce yourself and she says "yeah, my little bundle is 10months old" she's a MILF.

I think I might have to kill myself for this next statement : I agree with Jake on this one! His use of the term to describe hot mom's playing with kids in the park is right on the money. Of course, going home to get his laptop so that he can play poker at the park and stare at other chicks while his wife and kids play on the swings is questionable, but we're not discussing his parenting/marital skills here - just the term. That he got right.

FishNChips

jackdaniels
04-25-2005, 02:40 PM
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How do you pronounce that?


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The same way you would pronounce FBI or CIA - spell it out.

Soul Daddy
04-25-2005, 02:42 PM
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I don't think anyone is arguing that the M stands for Mom or Mother. It's just that those of us who are blessed with minds that are not intensely literal are able to grasp the concept of what that term was intended to mean.

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huh? i am still confused how an ACRONYM can mean anything different than how it is spelled out for you?

hot mom= M.I.L.F
hot older lady=cougar, mrs. robinson, a graduate etc.

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I understand the other side, I just think it's too rigid. My stance is that the idea of the word "mom" in this context is not intended to be strictly someone who produced a living being from her body.

GoT's hot 19 year old example is not a milf, because a milf should be an exception to the norm. She's a hot chick. I'm supposed to want to [censored] her.

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:43 PM
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Of course, going home to get his laptop so that he can play poker at the park and stare at other chicks while his wife and kids play on the swings is questionable, but we're not discussing his parenting/marital skills here - just the term. That he got right. FishNChips

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It's a good point, and I'm surprised it took so long to come up. But I did take the boy to the barber shop that morning while the wife slept in, then gave him a nice long bike lesson at the park before breaking out the laptop. He doesn't like us hanging too close when he's on the playground anyway. He likes being one of "the big boys".

Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:44 PM
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Where did "MILF" originate? I could of sworn it was American Pie. If thats the case the two guys there say what MILF stands for. Mom I'd like to ****.

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No. I've used it since high school and that was well before American Pie. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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same here. I was actually pissed when it showed up in American Pie because then the term went "mainstream" and got played out. Before that it was a cool term not many people knew about, and you could be standing behind a MILF in line, and just say outloud to your buddy "MILF" and hed know what you were talking about, but the chick didnt. Sadly, those days are gone.

Ulysses
04-25-2005, 02:45 PM
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I don't think anyone is arguing that the M stands for Mom or Mother. It's just that those of us who are blessed with minds that are not intensely literal are able to grasp the concept of what that term was intended to mean.

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huh? i am still confused how an ACRONYM can mean anything different than how it is spelled out for you?

hot mom= M.I.L.F
hot older lady=cougar, mrs. robinson, a graduate etc.

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I understand the other side, I just think it's too rigid. My stance is that the idea of the word "mom" in this context is not intended to be strictly someone who produced a living being from her body.

GoT's hot 19 year old example is not a milf, because a milf should be an exception to the norm. She's a hot chick. I'm supposed to want to [censored] her.

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Do you want to f the hot 35yo mom because she has a kid? No, because she's hot!

Someone else pointed out that among older women there are cougars (http://www.urbancougar.com/) and MILFs. Among younger women, there are hot young chicks and hot young MILFs.

Stupendous_Man
04-25-2005, 02:46 PM
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I don't think anyone is arguing that the M stands for Mom or Mother. It's just that those of us who are blessed with minds that are not intensely literal are able to grasp the concept of what that term was intended to mean.

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/images/graemlins/confused.gif WTF? Isn't MILF just an acronym? I'm with Alobar and the TGIF analogy on this one.

FishNChips
04-25-2005, 02:47 PM
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Of course, going home to get his laptop so that he can play poker at the park and stare at other chicks while his wife and kids play on the swings is questionable, but we're not discussing his parenting/marital skills here - just the term. That he got right. FishNChips


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It's a good point, and I'm surprised it took so long to come up. But I did take the boy to the barber shop that morning while the wife slept in, then gave him a nice long bike lesson at the park before breaking out the laptop. He doesn't like us hanging too close when he's on the playground anyway. He likes being one of "the big boys".

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Dammit Jake... if you're going to post logical, reasonable answers that actually make sense I might have to change my mind about you and that is unaccpetable. You were supposed to just call me a moran or retard or something and I could maintain my opinion of you... sigh!

Nothing like trading "honey, go ahead, sleep in this morning, I've got the kid" for "I want to play poker now" .. nh!

FishNChips

daryn
04-25-2005, 02:49 PM
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If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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you dick

TimTimSalabim
04-25-2005, 03:03 PM
I betcha Hugh Hefner looks at Teri Hatcher and thinks, man, what a MILF.

Alobar
04-25-2005, 03:04 PM
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If we can't trust the actual, honest-to-God MiLFHunter to get the definition right who can we trust?

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you dick

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ROFL!!

Yeti
04-25-2005, 03:11 PM
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You know that with a couple smooth words and some charm, she would blossom with energy and unleash sexually on you. Naughty midday sex on her bed while the daddy is at work. Scandalous effing under a blanket in the park. her pendeulum of sexual bordeom swings wildly the other way, and you 2 are doing all kind of crazy [censored] involve chopsticks a rope swing and a digital camera.........mmmmmmmm, hell yeah, MILF baby

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I just got hard.

partygirluk
04-25-2005, 03:15 PM
Too many words
Not enough pics

CCass
04-25-2005, 03:17 PM
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I betcha Hugh Hefner looks at Teri Hatcher and thinks, man, what a MILF.

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I don't care what HH thinks, Hatcher is a MILF!

partygirluk
04-25-2005, 03:17 PM
http://www.disikus.net/afrodit/buyuk/Catherine_Zeta_Jones_1024x768_003.jpg

bunky9590
04-25-2005, 03:18 PM
Hey D, aren't like 99% of all moms older than GoT anyway? Kinda excludes him from this?

bernie
04-25-2005, 11:41 PM
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It's definitely a woman whose significantly older than you.

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Yes, maybe if you're barely 20 or 21 you might see it that way. Not when you're in your 30+s. The age of the mother simply doesn't matter. Hottness is implied in the term, isn't it. If she's not hot, she's not a MILF. Because you 'don't' want to do her. Hence the last 3 letters "ILF"

the definition is self explanatory. It's a "Mother I'd Like to F*ck"

That's it. Plain and simple, no small print or anything to read between the lines. An 18 yr old mom is the same as a mom who's 40. It's a mom you either want to do or don't.

Way too much thought being put into this meaning. I can't believe people are splitting hairs over this.

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bernie
04-25-2005, 11:42 PM
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aren't like 99% of all moms older than GoT anyway? Kinda excludes him from this?



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In wash state there are plenty of moms younger than him.

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bernie
04-25-2005, 11:44 PM
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a MILF is a hot older woman.

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Missing one key ingredient in the equation.

This is not a definition of a MILF.

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bernie
04-25-2005, 11:45 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?


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Yep.

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woodguy
04-25-2005, 11:48 PM
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So I know this girl who's 19 yrs old w/a 10 month old boy. If you found said girl sexually attractive you'd feel justified referring to her as a MILF?


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The 19 year old is a yummymummy, not a MILF.

Regards,
Woodguy

Blarg
04-25-2005, 11:51 PM
This thread has entirely too few pictures.

kipin
04-26-2005, 01:13 AM
http://img253.echo.cx/img253/1549/207138tf.jpg