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jakethebake
04-25-2005, 10:41 AM
This was my Sunday.
My kid finally decides to take a crap on the "potty". He's been "making pee pee" there for months, but has stubbornly refused to take a crap anywhere except his pants. Anyway as a reward/celebration we put together his new Spiderman bike and took him to the park to ride it.
So I get to the park and there's a new sign up in front of the big gazebo-like structure: "New Wi-Fi Hotspot! Sponsored by the City of Pinecrest." Awesome! So I drop off the wife and kids and drive the three blocks back home and get my laptop. I get back, push the kid around the track a few times while he practices pedaling and steering. Then he wants to play on the playground so I break out the laptop. Anyway I'm three-tabling between MILF-watching (and there was some serious MILF action) and managed to money in 2 of 3 SNGs and a $2R satellite.
I will be spending more time at the park. Life is good.
PoBoy321
04-25-2005, 10:43 AM
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Anyway I'm three-tabling between MILF-watching
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That's all you needed. Man I hope they put Wi-fi in some of the parks around me back home.
pokerjo22
04-25-2005, 12:21 PM
When you're 36 Jake, its not really MILF watching.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 12:22 PM
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When you're 36 Jake, its not really MILF watching.
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Sure it is. They're still MILFs. Why wouldn't it be?
pokerjo22
04-25-2005, 12:24 PM
Although it literally is, the implication of the word MILF is usually not that they are younger than you.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 12:25 PM
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Although it literally is, the implication of the word MILF is usually not that they are younger than you.
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I'm very confused. Explain. /images/graemlins/confused.gif
Bluffoon
04-25-2005, 12:33 PM
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Although it literally is, the implication of the word MILF is usually not that they are younger than you.
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I'm very confused. Explain. /images/graemlins/confused.gif
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Jake the whole MILF thing implies a mother-son type of relationship. Of course that may still be what you are looking for. I like a little role-playing as much as the next guy.
astroglide
04-25-2005, 12:37 PM
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I'm very confused. Explain.
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a MILF is a hot older woman. if you are the same age as them, they are not older. when you're 36 you need to move up to GILF.
asofel
04-25-2005, 12:44 PM
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Although it literally is, the implication of the word MILF is usually not that they are younger than you.
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I'm very confused. Explain. /images/graemlins/confused.gif
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Jake the whole MILF thing implies a mother-son type of relationship. Of course that may still be what you are looking for. I like a little role-playing as much as the next guy.
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I disagree. It describes a woman old enough that the fact that she's hot is interesting. You wouldn't call an 18 year old with a kid a 'milf'. It often would come from a younger guy talking about an older woman (like in American Pie), its just as correct for females of the same age to describe their friend as a milf.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 12:44 PM
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Jake the whole MILF thing implies a mother-son type of relationship. Of course that may still be what you are looking for. I like a little role-playing as much as the next guy.
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I've never heard anyone refer to it that way. In my circles, watching the hot moms in the park is the classic use of the term MILF.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 12:45 PM
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a MILF is a hot older woman. if you are the same age as them, they are not older. when you're 36 you need to move up to GILF.
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You people are very weird. My friends & I use the term MILF frequently. And we're almost always talking about young moms.
pokerjo22
04-25-2005, 12:47 PM
If your circle consists of 20 year old college kids from OOT, or middle-aged men having a hard time accepting they aren't twenty-three anymore, then that isn't surprising /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 12:48 PM
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a MILF is a hot older woman. if you are the same age as them, they are not older. when you're 36 you need to move up to GILF.
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You people are very weird. My friends & I use the term MILF frequently. And we're almost always talking about young moms.
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But you and your friends are older and missing the connotation of MILF. Sure it works in it's literal sense for any mom. But you pretty much have to stop using it once you are married yourself and your wife is a mother.
Because then you could just replace MILF with "someone like my wife".
shant
04-25-2005, 12:49 PM
I don't get it. A MILF is a "Mom-I'd-Like-To-F" right? So as long as they're a mom, what does age matter?
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 12:49 PM
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If your circle consists of 20 year old college kids from OOT, or middle-aged men having a hard time accepting they aren't twenty-three anymore, then that isn't surprising /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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I'm much nicer then you.
chaas4747
04-25-2005, 12:50 PM
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I don't get it. A MILF is a "Mom-I'd-Like-To-F" right? So as long as they're a mom, what does age matter?
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This is correct.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 12:51 PM
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But you and your friends are older and missing the connotation of MILF.
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This is exactly my point. I've never heard it used with that connotation. I find this connotation very odd given that the connotation I've always heard associated with it is hot young mom.
chaas4747
04-25-2005, 12:51 PM
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If your circle consists of 20 year old college kids from OOT, or middle-aged men having a hard time accepting they aren't twenty-three anymore, then that isn't surprising /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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Reason # 32 WSUchica > Jo
astroglide
04-25-2005, 12:56 PM
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I've never heard it used with that connotation.
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the earliest popular reference of it that i recall is from the american pie series, with young college guys fawning over somebody's mom.
picture if a movie came out where some american dudes were obsessing over a hot japanese woman, and called her an JILF (japanese i'd like to [censored]). i think it would be pretty bizarre to hear an japanese guy use the term, the whole value derives from being dissimilar. all of japan could then go JILF hunting? what's the point of the term at all at that point?
jackdaniels
04-25-2005, 12:56 PM
The keys here are:
Hot
Young
Mom
All 3 have to be in effect for the MILF title to be bestowed. Since 2 of three are relative terms, one should ask:
1. Hot in comparison to what? (eye of the beholder crap, yadda, yadda, yadda).
2. Young in comparison to what?
I submit that the second criteria must be compared to ones own age. If she is younger than you, she can no longer be a proper MILF (just a hot chick with a kid). If she is older than you (or same age) - she can properly be labled a MILF.
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 01:02 PM
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But you and your friends are older and missing the connotation of MILF.
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This is exactly my point. I've never heard it used with that connotation. I find this connotation very odd given that the connotation I've always heard associated with it is hot young mom.
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It's a hot mom, when you are a boy. That's it. I've been using pre-American Pie. For the beautiful divorced 34ish (when I was 16) Ms. Pesk who lived down the block from us.
At this stage in your life you saying MILF is silly because they are your counterparts.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:04 PM
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If she is younger than you, she can no longer be a proper MILF (just a hot chick with a kid). If she is older than you (or same age) - she can properly be labled a MILF.
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That's dumb. As far as I'm concerned a hot young mom is a milf. I'm not changing my terminology just because you people are all 17 years old or have Oedipal complexes.
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 01:05 PM
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If she is younger than you, she can no longer be a proper MILF (just a hot chick with a kid). If she is older than you (or same age) - she can properly be labled a MILF.
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That's dumb. As far as I'm concerned a hot young mom is a milf. I'm not changing my terminology just because you people are all 17 years old or have Oedipal complexes.
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My friend got his girlfriend pregnant when she was 15. She had the kid. Would you (ok well someone who is normal /images/graemlins/grin.gif ) call that 16 yr old with a stroller a MILF? (Yes she was hot).
Of course not.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:06 PM
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At this stage in your life you saying MILF is silly because they are your counterparts.
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As far as I'm concerned hot housewives in the park with their kids are milfs. /images/graemlins/mad.gif
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:09 PM
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My friend got his girlfriend pregnant when she was 15. She had the kid. Would you (ok well someone who is normal /images/graemlins/grin.gif ) call that 16 yr old with a stroller a MILF? (Yes she was hot). Of course not.
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Maybe but probably not. I'd more likely just refer to her as a dumb slut. But a hot 23-35 year-old housewife with a kid in the park is a MILF, regardless of your age.
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 01:12 PM
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My friend got his girlfriend pregnant when she was 15. She had the kid. Would you (ok well someone who is normal /images/graemlins/grin.gif ) call that 16 yr old with a stroller a MILF? (Yes she was hot). Of course not.
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Maybe but probably not. I'd more likely just refer to her as a dumb slut. But a hot 23-35 year-old housewife with a kid in the park is a MILF, regardless of your age.
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Classy. You can't have it both ways. You can't bend the definition you originally supported in order to fit your idea of what a MILF is. Especially when it's wrong.
Whatever, sounds like a good day anyway.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:16 PM
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Classy. You can't have it both ways. You can't bend the definition you originally supported in order to fit your idea of what a MILF is. Especially when it's wrong.
Whatever, sounds like a good day anyway.
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I'm not bending anything or defining anything. I'm saying what I would refer to as a MILF. And that your connotation doesn't have to apply.
Ulysses
04-25-2005, 01:18 PM
jake is correct.
pokerjo22
04-25-2005, 01:20 PM
Your opinion suffers the same confounds as Jake's.
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 01:20 PM
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jake is correct.
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You are both wrong. Please read Astro's explanation.
-Skeme-
04-25-2005, 01:26 PM
Why'd he crap on the potty?
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 01:29 PM
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Why'd he crap on the potty?
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He just decided to. I dunno.
Shajen
04-25-2005, 02:16 PM
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Why'd he crap on the potty?
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He just decided to. I dunno.
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God I love kids.
Can't wait til I spawn some little devils myself.
I mean, this must be normal conversation right:
Hey, how you doin?
Good, kid just took a crap on the toilet for the first time.
Hey, that's great.
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can't wait.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
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Why'd he crap on the potty?
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He just decided to. I dunno.
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God I love kids.
Can't wait til I spawn some little devils myself.
I mean, this must be normal conversation right:
Hey, how you doin?
Good, kid just took a crap on the toilet for the first time.
Hey, that's great.
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can't wait.
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Pretty much. There's this guy that lives across the street from my bar. I see him there every other time I go in. Ever since he found out my kid's the same age as his all he wants to talk about is potty-training, play groups, etc. I'm saying, Dude, WTF? STFU and look at the hot barmaid bending over!
RunDownHouse
04-25-2005, 03:19 PM
I'm slightly amused that, based on his posts, I had assumed jake was 18-22.
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