Best Places to Get Laid

[SithLord69]

My best days are coming to an end. Does anybody have any suggestions as to where one has the best shot at a real fckfest (with chicks)?

I am thirty-five so a college town with hoards of nineteen year-olds really isn't practical (unless there is a place where they love old geezers) . And I'm not interested in prostitution or Asian countries. However, Europe or Down Under are not out of the question.

Any cruise or other vacation suggestions geared towards nailing hot snappage would also be appreciated. Also, I would likely be traveling alone as my friends are married and/or have kids.

[TStoneMBD]

you can nab some ladies at your local bingo hall.

[Bluffoon]

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My best days are coming to an end. Does anybody have any suggestions as to where one has the best shot at a real fckfest (with chicks)?

I am thirty-five so a college town with hoards of nineteen year-olds really isn't practical (unless there is a place where they love old geezers) . And I'm not interested in prostitution or Asian countries. However, Europe or Down Under are not out of the question.

Any cruise or other vacation suggestions geared towards nailing hot snappage would also be appreciated. Also, I would likely be traveling alone as my friends are married and/or have kids.

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If you are thirty five and you haven't figured this out yet there isn't much hope.

[Bulldog]

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My best days are ended. I am old geezer. I call women "hot snappage". My nick is from Star Wars. Is there any hope for me to ever have sex?

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[jakethebake]

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My best days are ended. I am old geezer. I call women "hot snappage". My nick is from Star Wars. Is there any hope for me to ever have sex?

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Well there you go. A Star Wars convention is perfect for him. Lot's of nerdy girls walking around in their Leia or Ama-whatever-Natalie's-name-was costumes.

[KaneKungFu123]

i've even watched any of the star wars movies, or lord of the rings.

i think this speaks alot to my character.

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[jdl22]

Try the bed. If that's too boring maybe the floor, couch, kitchen table, shower. If that's still too boring perhaps in a car.

[SithLord69]

I knew I was asking for it. vnh's.

[cnfuzzd]

abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...

peace

john nickle

[Sponger15SB]

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abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...


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ah [censored] I came into this thread just to make this [censored] joke!

bah bah bah

[bdk3clash]

Up the butt, Bob?

[Alobar]

just find other desperate women your own age. I dunno where desperate 35 year old woman hang out, ive never tried to bone one of them /images/graemlins/smile.gif If I had to wager a guess, I would say just go into any questionable looking bar, right before they announce "last call!". Go up and look at the actual bar. Shell be there sitting all alone, with her big hair and a short skirt, and playing with the straw thats in her rum and coke. You may wonder why she has a sign over her head that says "Im going home with the first guy that says "hi" to me", but relax, its just your imagination stating whats obvious. Now go make your move stud!!

[jakethebake]

Okay. The real answer is "Go Ugly Early". Get to a bar where lots of drunk chicks hang out. Get there early. Pick out the ugliest one buy her a drink and have two for every one of hers for the rest of the night.

[Ulysses]

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nailing hot snappage

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Seriously?

[Matty]

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abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]I used to live across the street from a Planned Parenthood.

You won't believe me, but I swear it was the most concentrated area of hotness in the state.

[Pocket Trips]

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Okay. The real answer is "Go Ugly Early". Get to a bar where lots of drunk chicks hang out. Get there early. Pick out the ugliest one buy her a drink and have two for every one of hers for the rest of the night.

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The key is hitting that 1/2 hour stage where you are drunk enough to bang her but yet sober enough to still get it up

[Alobar]

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abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...

peace

john nickle

[/ QUOTE ]I used to live across the street from a Planned Parenthood.

You won't believe me, but I swear it was the most concentrated area of hotness in the state.

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yeah I went in there once with this girl I was dating cuz she freaked when the rubber broke and wanted the morning after pill.....omfg, I was floored by the number of hot chicks that were there.

They should start a gonzo porn site that is like a planned parenthood doctor banging the hot chicks while their BF is in the lobby. [censored] that hots!! Where do I come up with this stuff? It's like a gift.

[TimM]

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I am thirty-five so a college town with hoards of nineteen year-olds

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Two words for you: "Old School"









Mmmmmm, 2nd Elisha movie reference in this thread /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TimM]

When I was about 16, there was some kind of single mothers group that would meet at my parents' restaurant a few times a year. They should have called it the MILF meeting. Unreal.

[Turning Stone Pro]

lol. There some real beauties in that bingo hall next to the poker room at TS.

TSP

[Jack of Arcades]

Internet chatrooms.

[SithLord69]

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you can nab some ladies at your local bingo hall.

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I suppose this is too far gone now but the jist of it was nice vacation and cruise spots where it isn't a bunch of kids. Nevertheless, the Planned Parenthood clinic merits consideration.

I can't wait until you zit faced punks get old! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[masse75]

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My best days are ended. I am old geezer. I call women "hot snappage". My nick is from Star Wars. Is there any hope for me to ever have sex?

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LMAO

[masse75]

Some place uncomfortable, like the back seat of a Volkswagen.

[busguy]

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abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...


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ah [censored] I came into this thread just to make this [censored] joke!

bah bah bah

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That makes 3 of us lol.

Now if he could find an abortion clinic that specializes in Stars Wars groupies . . . .

/images/graemlins/grin.gif busguy

[masse75]

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abortion clinics. you know they like to [censored]...


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ah [censored] I came into this thread just to make this [censored] joke!

bah bah bah

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That makes 3 of us lol.

Now if he could find an abortion clinic that specializes in Stars Wars groupies . . . .

/images/graemlins/grin.gif busguy

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I think there's one just a block down from the cantina in Mos Eisley.

[Zygote]

goto yoga. if you find the right gym with the right classes, there can be lots of hunnies.

i haven't tried it yet, but used to live near a yoga place that had a glass store front where you could see the classes and that is when i got the idea of going to yoga to meet chicks.

[HesseJam]

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goto yoga. if you find the right gym with the right classes, there can be lots of hunnies.

i haven't tried it yet, but used to live near a yoga place that had a glass store front where you could see the classes and that is when i got the idea of going to yoga to meet chicks.

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The problem is that they have this idea to get fcked in a "wholesome" way. For me: "in some holes" => goot vs. "wholesome" => nay.

[blatz]

Herpes support group


(from what I hear)

[Sin Dee]

If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

[housenuts]

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If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

[purnell]

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My best days are coming to an end. Does anybody have any suggestions as to where one has the best shot at a real fckfest (with chicks)?

I am thirty-five so a college town with hoards of nineteen year-olds really isn't practical (unless there is a place where they love old geezers) . And I'm not interested in prostitution or Asian countries. However, Europe or Down Under are not out of the question.

Any cruise or other vacation suggestions geared towards nailing hot snappage would also be appreciated. Also, I would likely be traveling alone as my friends are married and/or have kids.

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If you are thirty five and you haven't figured this out yet there isn't much hope.

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I'm 37 and live in a college town with hordes of 19 year-old girls. If I wait until last call I can still nab some of the slower ones. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[midas]

A classic line that most people have no clue where you got it from.

I think the question was "Where was the strangest place that you ever made whoopie?""

God, I'm getting old but I've never used the word snappage!!

[purnell]

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If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

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linky (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=vegas+gfe&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8) <------

[jakethebake]

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

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LOL

[wacki]

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If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

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linky (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=vegas+gfe&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8) <------

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Wow. The ugliest girl I've ever dated had a way better body then http://www.deja21.com/02.htm and she didn't cost $5K a day. Amazingly she's by far the best escort I've found after a 5 minute search.

So much for the theory "you get what you pay for".

[purnell]

Ya pays ya money and ya takes ya chances...

I think this one (http://www.date-check.com/ent/sa7877f.htm) is pretty hot.

[jakethebake]

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So much for the theory "you get what you pay for".

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Maybe they figure the more you pay, the more you should get?

[Duke]

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If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

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linky (http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=vegas+gfe&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8) <------

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Wow. The ugliest girl I've ever dated had a way better body then http://www.deja21.com/02.htm and she didn't cost $5K a day. Amazingly she's by far the best escort I've found after a 5 minute search.

So much for the theory "you get what you pay for".

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That chick is unbangable.

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[wacki]

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That chick is unbangable.

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My thoughts too. I can't believe people pay $5K for that [censored] .

[Dead]

Drink a few beers.

Then she'll be hot.

[Dead]

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That chick is unbangable.

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My thoughts too. I can't believe people pay $5K for that [censored] .

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Think about the kind of people who pay 5k for it. They must either be hideously ugly or want some disgusting sexual act perfromed. Maybe both.

I agree with the poster who said that there are plenty of girls out there hotter than these "escorts". I'm disappointed.

[purnell]

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That chick is unbangable.

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My thoughts too. I can't believe people pay $5K for that [censored] .

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Think about the kind of people who pay 5k for it. They must either be hideously ugly or want some disgusting sexual act perfromed. Maybe both.

I agree with the poster who said that there are plenty of girls out there hotter than these "escorts". I'm disappointed.

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I must be missing the point. Of course there are lots of hot girls out there, but OP was wondering how much money is required to buy sex.

[jakethebake]

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I must be missing the point. Of course there are lots of hot girls out there, but OP was wondering how much money is required to buy sex.

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Depends on her alcohol tolerance.

[peachy]

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If you ever win at poker in Vegas you can always blow your wad at the Bunny Ranch.

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how much does a decent whore in vegas cost?

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decent as in WHAT she can do or how she looks??

[jakethebake]

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decent as in WHAT she can do or how she looks??

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Why? Do you have experience with Vegas whores Peachy?

[peachy]

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decent as in WHAT she can do or how she looks??

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Why? Do you have experience with Vegas whores Peachy?

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of course...im a whore remember

[GreywolfNYC]

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decent as in WHAT she can do or how she looks??

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Why? Do you have experience with Vegas whores Peachy?

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of course...im a whore remember

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And that's why I have a soft spot in my heart for you.

[jakethebake]

Here you go. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2255521&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1#Post2257425)

[jesusarenque]

If you are American, you had better stay put:

http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4117&n=1

[jakethebake]

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If you are American, you had better stay put:

http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4117&n=1

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Just tell them you're Canadian.

[JaBlue]

Dude. your handle is SithLord69.