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RacersEdge
04-24-2005, 11:46 PM
I actually kind of like the guy, but this thing is a little creepy...

http://www.executivegiftshoppe.com/phhepocaco.html

HitHard69
04-25-2005, 01:34 AM
Unfortunatly, I actually own one of those. Haven't worked up the guts to take it to a B+M yet, but the guys in my home game sure love it.

tac252
04-25-2005, 01:56 AM
THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I really respect phil as a player...but when he thinks other poker players are going to put a miniature of himself on their cards its just further proof how large his ego is.

jordanx
04-25-2005, 02:01 AM
I'd wear a black hat, shades and black jacket and set this thing in front of me at the local 3/6 game.

Moreover, when it was someones turn I'd turn the doll to face em while I stared them down.

Al_Capone_Junior
04-25-2005, 02:08 AM
You can probably also get one that talks excessive chit, and walks around talking smak when you're all-in, and also whines like a little bitch (who just got pimp-slapped around) when you lose.

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steamboatin
04-25-2005, 06:37 AM
That would be the Phil Helmuth Action Figure it comes complete with crying towel. Mommie Action figure sold seperately.

smoore
04-25-2005, 07:02 AM
This is the one true card protector:

Oh Yeah. (http://store1.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1842_17136426)

edit: man, I really do have to get one of those.

RydenStoompala
04-25-2005, 07:41 AM
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this thing is a little creepy

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No, it's extremely creepy. It is also totally compliant with the personality of the subject. It has inspired me. I am going to get a friend in the "junk" manufacturing business to see if he can make a Phil lookalike wearing an expression of anguish, tears flowing down his face, dressed in poopy diapers. If we're going to buy card protectors, they should at least reflect reality.

HitHard69
04-25-2005, 10:46 AM
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This is the one true card protector:

Oh Yeah. (http://store1.yimg.com/I/jsbstash_1842_17136426)


edit: man, I really do have to get one of those.

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Oh man, the Buddy Christ...That would be sweet

Kovner
04-25-2005, 02:15 PM
Does anyone else feel like it would be completely hilarious to own this and other Phil merchandise. I can't bring myself to waste my money while padding that man's wallet, but I almost can't help myself imagining how fun it would be to show up at the clubs I play at with this and the Hellmuth hockey jersey.

RacersEdge
04-25-2005, 02:23 PM
I think it would be funny if someone playing the WSOP at Hellmuth's table had one of these...

smoore
04-25-2005, 02:52 PM
Someone, I seem to recall that it's a "famous" poster on this board but I can't say for sure so I won't mention a name, played P.H. heads up wearing one of the "Hellmuth" hockey jerseys. I don't remember the outcome.

Sweet.

dark_avenger
04-25-2005, 09:31 PM
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I think it would be funny if someone playing the WSOP at Hellmuth's table had one of these...

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Especially if he busted him.