View Full Version : Imagine the following scenario
goofball
04-24-2005, 08:47 PM
You are tendered the following offer:
You are to be paid to have sex with a man (assume you are a man). To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
At what value of X would you voluntarily choose the latter.
Beerfund
04-24-2005, 08:49 PM
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You are tendered the following offer:
You are to be paid to have sex with a man (assume you are a man). To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
At what value of X would you voluntarily choose the latter.
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The latter what?
jokerthief
04-24-2005, 09:17 PM
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To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
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Say what?
masse75
04-24-2005, 09:35 PM
Are we discussing buttsex?
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shadow29
04-24-2005, 09:37 PM
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To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
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Say what?
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To have sex with a man (poking up the butt) you would be paid X. To take it up the butt, you would be paid 2X.
What is x?
jokerthief
04-24-2005, 09:39 PM
X= not a chance in hell
goofball
04-24-2005, 09:48 PM
how's life the closet?
kipin
04-24-2005, 09:49 PM
You trying to find the cheapest non-gay sex partner or what?
Rick Diesel
04-24-2005, 09:51 PM
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how's life the closet?
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That's two posts in this thread that make absolutely no sense. You should proofread your posts there genius.
pryor15
04-24-2005, 09:54 PM
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To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
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aren't those the same things? so 2x=x? your question has a major flaw in it, i think.
shadow29
04-24-2005, 09:55 PM
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To be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of X, to be on the giving end you would be paid a sum of 2X.
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aren't those the same things? so 2x=x? your question has a major flaw in it, i think.
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Read my translation.
X = 1 million
There isn't much I wouldn't do for a million dollars... /images/graemlins/smile.gif
"spaceman"Bryce
04-24-2005, 10:10 PM
X=800 bucks
tworooks
04-24-2005, 10:11 PM
a million sounds about right. but X should also include 6 months worth of otter pops, a churro machine, and a llama. preferably no pimples on the other guys butt, too.
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X=800 bucks
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You would trade your ass for a 1/2 BR? /images/graemlins/smile.gif
bdk3clash
04-25-2005, 12:27 AM
OK, I think I understand the scenario. $50, but can you give me a few days to come up with the cash? Thanks.
InchoateHand
04-25-2005, 12:28 AM
Lowest bidder, right?
$45.
Jman28
04-25-2005, 12:30 AM
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OK, I think I understand the scenario. $50, but can you give me a few days to come up with the cash? Thanks.
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nh
Tim&Joe
04-25-2005, 12:34 AM
Tim: So basically how much would I charge as a prostitute right? I dunno $200?
Joe: Done /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Tim: /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
InchoateHand
04-25-2005, 12:35 AM
You've got a PM. (350 for two?).
i wanna be me
04-25-2005, 01:42 AM
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You are to be paid to have sex with a man
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is the man hot?..........
this reminds me of a similar incident:
Auctioneer: Next up we have a pair of panties that we got off of a prostitute after we arrested her.
Quagmire: 50 bucks.
Auctioneer: She had 9 STDs.
Quagmire: 40 bucks.
Auctioneer: And when we arrested her she wet herself.
Quagmire: 50 bucks.
Cleveland: Excuse me; are you gonna sell anything that's not gross....
Oh - and I'd do both for 10k
jokerthief
04-25-2005, 01:58 AM
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how's life the closet?
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That's two posts in this thread that make absolutely no sense. You should proofread your posts there genius.
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Nah, I think this guy needs to meet Betty Ford.
jakethebake
04-25-2005, 09:39 AM
Congratulations. You're the first person ever to turn buttsex into an SAT problem.
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