View Full Version : Ever have a "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment???
Talk2BigSteve
04-24-2005, 04:46 PM
I have a cruel, evil, hateful, etc. sense of humor, or more appropriately just sense of what I find funny. So yesterday....
I was in Super Wal-Mart and right up front there was a display with 2 riding lawnmowers. There was a guy that I estimated to be in his 30s looking at them very closely. He was in a wheelchair. And out of nowhere the first thought that popped into my head was "Must be looking for an upgrade!" and it was right then when I had my "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment.
Anyone ever have one of these??? If so tell it here.
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Beerfund
04-24-2005, 04:48 PM
only every time I see a retarded person /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
jack spade23
04-24-2005, 04:53 PM
i collect videos of fat people i see onto my phone and then save them and show them to my friends later.
Some kid i knew commited suicide by sitting in his car in the garage w/ it on. Later that month i saw the family @ an ice cream store, and didn't want to talk to them, so I said "i gotta go, i left the car running out front" They didn't get it.
Also I can't remember how many times me and my friends have joked about thinking that a like, 10 year old girl is hot. it always ends with "we're going to hell..."
The Truth
04-24-2005, 04:53 PM
pretty funny.
I have a cousin that everytime he speaks I have a "damn im going to hell for laughing" moment
istewart
04-24-2005, 04:56 PM
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only every time I see a retarded person /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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Asufiji2004
04-24-2005, 04:56 PM
If you really believe in hell you wouldn't let men put their peepee in your bumbum
cnfuzzd
04-24-2005, 04:58 PM
nah,, i know im gonig to hell, so ive learned just to not think about it.
peace
john nickle
Talk2BigSteve
04-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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If you really believe in hell you wouldn't let men put their peepee in your bumbum
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ROFL Nice one!
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Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!
04-24-2005, 05:19 PM
i beat up a kid w/ epilepsy (sp?) and a learning disorder for breathing all gross-like on me in 4th grade.
TheKiddiePool
04-24-2005, 05:50 PM
Everytime I have gay sex with another man
Only every other hour or so...
bholdr
04-24-2005, 06:10 PM
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Some kid i knew commited suicide by sitting in his car in the garage w/ it on. Later that month i saw the family @ an ice cream store, and didn't want to talk to them, so I said "i gotta go, i left the car running out front" They didn't get it.
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if there's a hell, you just earned yourself a ticket there...
me too, for laughing out loud at your post.
gvibes
04-24-2005, 06:13 PM
I get those moments mostly for thinking high school freshmen are hot. The worse times are when you are on spring break in warmer climes.
I can't count how many "legal in Mexico" conversations I've had.
IndieMatty
04-24-2005, 11:04 PM
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I have a cruel, evil, hateful, etc. sense of humor, or more appropriately just sense of what I find funny. So yesterday....
I was in Super Wal-Mart and right up front there was a display with 2 riding lawnmowers. There was a guy that I estimated to be in his 30s looking at them very closely. He was in a wheelchair. And out of nowhere the first thought that popped into my head was "Must be looking for an upgrade!" and it was right then when I had my "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment.
Anyone ever have one of these??? If so tell it here.
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funny
<font color="white">I just typed something horrible and am showing restraint. </font>
ibankonu
04-24-2005, 11:08 PM
Pretty much every time I go to church, cuz I always end up falling asleep. I'm pretty good at that.
Fitting that i said this under the comment with the late-pope as the avatar.
Rick Diesel
04-24-2005, 11:11 PM
Every time that I look at my sister-in-law. She is 19 and smoking hot, so at least she's legal. The bad part is when i drool.
touchfaith
04-24-2005, 11:17 PM
6 more years and I'll be able to talk about mine...
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youngndumb
04-24-2005, 11:50 PM
At my junior high they had special clubs for all the special kids. I remember in high school we were pretty stoned and looking through the junior high year book. One of the clubs was the potato bakers. We laughed for half an hour and now call retards potato bakers.
tinga81
04-24-2005, 11:54 PM
I've had so many of these moments, but want to tell ya about one of them.
On Sunday afternoons in college, after a hard night of drinking at the bars, there's a group of about 8 or 9 of us that would regularly go out to lunch somewhere in town. We're all pretty crude, and when you get us together its bad news for everyone around us. So, we were all sitting at our table, when a couple and their baby boy sat down next to us a few feet away. Not a minute goes by, and one of my friends starts cracking up, as he is pointing over to the kid. One by one we all start giggling, and are trying our best to restrain ourselves, but it's too difficult to bear. We decided it was a good idea to leave before we made a scene. Now, the kid seemed like he may have been born with a deficiency of some sort, possibly handicapped, or mentally challenged, and he was wearing a plastic helmet to protect his head. If you can imagine Super Mario 3, when Mario wears the Hammer throwing suit (black suit, black helmet, hammers flying), he looked like that.
you just had to be there for this one.
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I get those moments mostly for thinking high school freshmen are hot. The worse times are when you are on spring break in warmer climes.
I can't count how many "legal in Mexico" conversations I've had.
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12
http://www.ageofconsent.com/mexico.htm
Kinda sick, huh?
LethalRose
04-25-2005, 01:50 AM
Few days ago I was at subway, a chubby/tan somewhat cute girl is infront of me, I notice she forgets her keys on the counter so i yell at her. She comes back and says "cant get home without those!" after she takes a few steps towards the door i say "yea, you're definately not jogging home"
most of the people around me begin to laugh..
she is probably plotting my demise at this moment, along with the ninja monkeys.
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Few days ago I was at subway, a chubby/tan somewhat cute girl is infront of me, I notice she forgets her keys on the counter so i yell at her. She comes back and says "cant get home without those!" after she takes a few steps towards the door i say "yea, you're definately not jogging home"
most of the people around me begin to laugh..
she is probably plotting my demise at this moment, along with the ninja monkeys.
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thats awesome...she is probably balemic (however you spell it) now
Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:19 AM
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most of the people around me begin to laugh..
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*cough* Bullsh[/i]it *cough*
I'd bet $50 you never even actually said that either, you just thought it in your head
LethalRose
04-25-2005, 02:24 AM
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most of the people around me begin to laugh..
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*cough* Bullsh[/i]it *cough*
I'd bet $50 you never even actually said that either, you just thought it in your head
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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.
LotsOfOuts69
04-25-2005, 02:24 AM
I was trick or treating at age 11 with some friends, we get to this one kids' house and we all go up and he is giving out candy.
He goes to drop candy in my friend's bag, who didn't know who the kid was,and the kid misses the bag.
My friend yells "What are you fu*$ing blind?"
He was.
--LoO
Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:29 AM
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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.
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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed
LethalRose
04-25-2005, 02:32 AM
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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.
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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed
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whats the big deal? it was funny..
Alobar
04-25-2005, 02:32 AM
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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.
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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed
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whats the big deal? it was funny..
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not really
Apathy
04-25-2005, 02:35 AM
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Nope, I said it outloud. If you think i dont have the balls to be a smartass in public you are greately mistaken.
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Its not a question of balls, its a question of being a big enough fu[/i]cktard. At least you didnt deny that no one actually laughed
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I would've laughed pretty hard if I had witnessed that scene, but I'm usually under the influence when in subway at night.
peachy
04-25-2005, 02:40 AM
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Some kid i knew commited suicide by sitting in his car in the garage w/ it on. Later that month i saw the family @ an ice cream store, and didn't want to talk to them, so I said "i gotta go, i left the car running out front" They didn't get it.
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if there's a hell, you just earned yourself a ticket there...
me too, for laughing out loud at your post.
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i didnt find that funny....there r no words for that
and for the guy talkin about the cute chubby chick...if u thought she was cute then y insult her like this...most girls already have low self esteems and u sayin this to her in front of others is the reason y most girls develop complexes...remember she can lose a lil weight...ull always be an a-hole
im all for makin funny comments about things...but there is a line...let alone a tasteful one
InchoateHand
04-25-2005, 03:21 AM
Like totally. You go girlfriend! Lay down the LAW!!!!
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and for the guy talkin about the cute chubby chick...if u thought she was cute then y insult her like this...most girls already have low self esteems and u sayin this to her in front of others is the reason y most girls develop complexes...remember she can lose a lil weight...ull always be an a-hole
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
-Winston Churchill
The Stranger
04-25-2005, 03:31 AM
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Some kid i knew commited suicide by sitting in his car in the garage w/ it on. Later that month i saw the family @ an ice cream store, and didn't want to talk to them, so I said "i gotta go, i left the car running out front" They didn't get it.
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if there's a hell, you just earned yourself a ticket there...
me too, for laughing out loud at your post.
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i didnt find that funny....there r no words for that
and for the guy talkin about the cute chubby chick...if u thought she was cute then y insult her like this...most girls already have low self esteems and u sayin this to her in front of others is the reason y most girls develop complexes...remember she can lose a lil weight...ull always be an a-hole
im all for makin funny comments about things...but there is a line...let alone a tasteful one
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Peach, I think if you used punctuation, capitalization, and spelled out your words, I might actually read your posts.
As it is, I see your posts and think to myself, "I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out that mess."
I don't think I'm alone on this.
jack spade23
04-25-2005, 11:33 AM
Peaches, there called "im going to hell" quotes for a reason. chill. They didn't really hear me well, thats why they didn't get it. Im not enough of a dick to say it to their face.
astroglide
04-25-2005, 11:49 AM
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Few days ago
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what a piece of [censored]
IndieMatty
04-25-2005, 12:11 PM
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I have a cruel, evil, hateful, etc. sense of humor, or more appropriately just sense of what I find funny. So yesterday....
I was in Super Wal-Mart and right up front there was a display with 2 riding lawnmowers. There was a guy that I estimated to be in his 30s looking at them very closely. He was in a wheelchair. And out of nowhere the first thought that popped into my head was "Must be looking for an upgrade!" and it was right then when I had my "Damn I am going to HELL for that" moment.
Anyone ever have one of these??? If so tell it here.
Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
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funny
<font color="white">I just typed something horrible and am showing restraint. </font>
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Sorry Steve I have to:
Don't you have one of these moments everytime you bang another dude?
GuyOnTilt
04-25-2005, 12:27 PM
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whats the big deal? it was funny..
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If I were with someone who said what you said I would tell them to shut the [censored] up and try my best to make them feel like a piece of [censored].
GoT
meep_42
04-25-2005, 12:43 PM
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Peach, I think if you used punctuation, capitalization, and spelled out your words, I might actually read your posts.
As it is, I see your posts and think to myself, "I'm not going to waste my time trying to figure out that mess."
I don't think I'm alone on this.
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You're not.
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Pocket Trips
04-25-2005, 01:24 PM
I am going to hell for doing the following to some poor innocent woman and her 2 kids.
When the movie Alladin was 1st out in theaters I decided I wanted to see it because I am a fan of Robin Williams and animation. I had the day off from work after it had been out for a few months and decided to go at the last minute. I hadn't shaved in a few days and looked liked like some damn unwashed homeless person wandering in off the streets to get out of the rain for awhile. I walked into the theater and it was completely empty except for this woman and her 2 kids.
I decided that this opportunity to randomly screw with someone's head was too much fun to pass up on so I sat DIRECTLY behind this woman and her kids in a completely empty theater. They got up and moved to the other side of the theater before the coming attractions came on. I left to go to the bathroom and when i came back the theater was dark and I sat behind them on the other side of the theater....The look on the woman's face when she turned around and saw me behind them again was priceless! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Don't know what possessed me to do this... just felt like being an a-hole for the day i guess... but that is my "oh my god I'm going to hell for doing that moment"
Gamblor
04-25-2005, 01:49 PM
Walkin with my roommate our first day in university down on College St, which in Toronto is a pretty major street. 6 lanes, lots of traffic.
Lots of hustle and bustle. We're walking to buy a laptop for my roommate. About 30 yards in front of us is a young guy, maybe 30, with cerebral palsy, downs, whatever it is. He's got those double crutches, the kind where they attach to your arms, and basically you puth the crutches down, and use your arms to propel yourself forward in little hops over the crutches. This guy is also wearing a hockey helmet.
So the guy is chugging along until he goes to take another hop. His crutch gets caught in a crack in the sidewalk. he loses control, gets pole vaulted over his crutches and takes on a lamppost, headfirst, with a huge "thunk" of plastic on steel.
We looked at each other for a split second in total shock and just lost it.
Someone nearby helped him up, and i certainly would have helped had i been the first one on the scene, but wow, we had to duck inside a Coffee Time (Dunkin Donuts-type place) so nobody would see our reaction.
Sponger15SB
04-25-2005, 01:51 PM
lol that is pretty funny.
istewart
04-25-2005, 01:52 PM
Brilliant, in my opinion.
Peca277
04-25-2005, 05:10 PM
Cousins Try to Overcome Taboo of "I Do" (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/04/24/AR2005042401406.html)
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They settled down in their blue-and-white mobile home with three dogs, a cat, two guinea pigs named Beavis and Butt-Head, and an iguana that loves to eat kiwi.
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Andrews collects disability payments from the government. Amrhein works at the courtesy desk at Wal-Mart.
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I tell people I married her for the health benefits and the Wal-Mart discount card," Andrews said, only half-joking.
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Six years ago, he proposed to her at the jewelry case in Wal-Mart after they spied a pair of wedding bands on sale
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DAMN.. I AM GOING TO HELL!!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Talk2BigSteve
04-26-2005, 07:21 AM
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Sorry Steve I have to:
Don't you have one of these moments everytime you bang another dude?
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Ahhh No. I mean if I believed in all the Jesus Mumbo Jumbo that I would go to hell, then yeah. As it stands now...NO! I went to an Assembly of God University for 2 years...Biggest waste of 20K I ever spent /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
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