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FishBurger
04-24-2005, 05:28 AM
Has anyone here ever tried to become a porn actor ala BrunoB or the MiLFHunter? It seems like with the Internet you could take a shot at it without having to go to California and without spending a lot of money. As for me, I have a digital videocam, a penis, Internet access, and web-design abilities, so now I just need some random sluts.

How would you go about finding entreprenurial girls that would be interested in helping get a one-man porn production studio off the ground? Would you put an ad in the newspaper? Maybe go to your local strip club or whorehouse and see if anyone is interested? Would it be best to pay the girls a flat fee or should I offer a percentage of revenues?

I've been thinking about making a career change and starting my own bizness, and this seems like it would be the way to go. Any advice on how to get started?
Dynasty
04-24-2005, 05:32 AM
Don't bother. Porn has jumped the shark.
Dantes
04-24-2005, 06:20 AM
wow did you come to the wrong place
Argus
04-24-2005, 06:53 AM
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Don't bother. Porn has jumped the shark.

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I still jerk off manually.
tek
04-24-2005, 07:58 AM
Go to craigslist.com then click on your city. Post an ad in the Talent sections of the "Gigs" forum. Word it soemthing like female wanted for sexy calendar shoot. They'll know what you mean /images/graemlins/wink.gif
peachy
04-24-2005, 02:15 PM
alot of the sites on the internet have gone under so it may not be the best time to start this up...but i guess if it doesnt cost a ton to start give it a go...and if u start introducing urself as in the porn business ud be suprised how many girls would be interested (if they were the "right" kind of girls...im not talkin say this at country clubs and what not although a few might there too!!)
Beerfund
04-24-2005, 02:26 PM
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I've been thinking about making a career change and starting my own bizness, and this seems like it would be the way to go.

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It does seem like a good idea but I think it's been done before.
Tacjedi
04-24-2005, 02:29 PM
become familiar with 18 U.S.C. §2257 (a) through (c) and 28 C.F.R §75.
Tyler Durden
04-24-2005, 04:27 PM
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Don't bother. Porn has jumped the shark.

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I still jerk off manually.

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Excellent reference.
asofel
04-24-2005, 04:31 PM
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become familiar with 18 U.S.C. §2257 (a) through (c) and 28 C.F.R §75.

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is it bad that i'm almost positive i know what the first one is?
scotty34
04-24-2005, 04:40 PM
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become familiar with 18 U.S.C. §2257 (a) through (c) and 28 C.F.R §75.

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is it bad that i'm almost positive i know what the first one is?

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Terrible. And yes, I realized right away too /images/graemlins/blush.gif
youtalkfunny
04-24-2005, 04:49 PM
Have six of your buddies over to watch a game or something.

Tell them your plans.

Then tell them that you need to drop your pants, to see if you can get your dick hard in front of them. Emphasize that you're not gay, nor a pervert--but you need to know if you can maintain an erection in front of the crew.

Don't invest one red cent until you perform this experiment.

(Or maybe you're better off with a roomful of strangers, instead of friends. Hire a "focus group". /images/graemlins/smirk.gif)
krazyace5
04-24-2005, 05:07 PM
I thought most of those girls were prostitutes.
Lazymeatball
04-24-2005, 08:34 PM
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Have six of your buddies over to watch a game or something.

Tell them your plans.

Then tell them that you need to drop your pants, to see if you can get your dick hard in front of them. Emphasize that you're not gay, nor a pervert--but you need to know if you can maintain an erection in front of the crew.

Don't invest one red cent until you perform this experiment.

(Or maybe you're better off with a roomful of strangers, instead of friends. Hire a "focus group". /images/graemlins/smirk.gif)

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Wouldn't a better experiment involve porking your wife/signigificant other/random slut in front of six dudes?
mmbt0ne
04-24-2005, 08:40 PM
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I thought most of those girls were prostitutes.

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I found out this weekend that a girl who I knew from high school is in a few of these. I don't think she's a professional whore or pornstar, but I'm sure she got paid for it, so I guess you could call her an independent contractor.
Blarg
04-24-2005, 08:51 PM
Gotta love them contractions.
lu_hawk
04-24-2005, 08:53 PM
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I thought most of those girls were prostitutes.

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I found out this weekend that a girl who I knew from high school is in a few of these. I don't think she's a professional whore or pornstar, but I'm sure she got paid for it, so I guess you could call her an independent contractor.

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what was she like in high school? i've always wondered what porn stars were like before they become porn stars.
mmbt0ne
04-24-2005, 08:58 PM
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Gotta love them contractions.

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I looked at this post for 5 minutes, trying to figure out if I'd misplaced an apostrophe. Oh well, your humor &gt; my brain.
mmbt0ne
04-24-2005, 09:02 PM
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what was she like in high school? i've always wondered what porn stars were like before they become porn stars.

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Well, I wouldn't exactly consider her a pornstar, but she was just your average horny high school girl. She certainly wasn't thought of as the sluttiest girl we knew, which made it a little more surprising that she was the one to wind up having sex in the back of a car.