Elektrik
04-24-2005, 02:14 AM
Hey guys, just a little something I wrote when I was bored early this morning. Feel free to add/change anything.
Enjoy!
Evolution of the 2+2 SNGer
Step 1: There’s a forum for these things? I thought they were crapshoots
Step 2: Tight in the beginning? Yeah, like that’s gonna win tournaments, idiots.
Step 3: Who’s that gay eastern European?
Step 4: What’s a bubble?
Step 5: I have a 52046% ROI over my first 10 SNG’s, I am an SNG god!
Step 6: What kind of idiot risks it all on the bubble when you can squeak into the money??
Step 7: That eastbay guy uses too many numbers; these things are easy.
Step 8: Some maniac was pushing every hand on the bubble until I caught him with KTo on the button. Man these things are easy with maniacs like that!
Step 9: I called some maniac with AA on the bubble and he sucked out on me! I think I’ll post about it, that’s awful.
Step 10: Ok, variance is a bitch. How can I be negative ROI over 30 SNG’s????
Step 11: Push on the bubble? I guess they do fold a lot, but that’s strange.
Step 12: Hmm, that eastbay guy’s making more sense
Step 13: Sample size? What do I need, like 100 SNG’s? That’s so many!
Step 14: Ohhhh, you need those chips so that you CAN push on the bubble. I guess these guys aren’t so crazy after all.
Step 15: Ok, given my hand, my image, my opponent’s tightness….I have a -12.7% chance of being called – easy push!
Step 16: My opponents may think I’m crazy, but obviously pushing every hand I get on the bubble is the way to go!
Step 17: Why does my ROI still suck?
Step 18: ICM? What’s tha….you mean you can’t push EVERY hand?
Step 19: wow, that eastbay guy’s a genius
Step 20: Well, given you stack size, position, hand, payout structure, blind size, buy in, and opponent’s tightness that’s an easy push,
Step 21: What’s with all these stupid bad beat posts?
Step 22: Why do these idiots keep posting their obviously irrelevant stats at 100 SNG’s?
Step 23: I’ve never played a more profitable game of tic tac toe in my life!
Step 24: HAHAHA look at the idiot fish who folded with OBVIOUS 3:1 pot odds
Step 25: What does “granular” mean?
Step 26: I think I’ll shut up now
Enjoy!
Evolution of the 2+2 SNGer
Step 1: There’s a forum for these things? I thought they were crapshoots
Step 2: Tight in the beginning? Yeah, like that’s gonna win tournaments, idiots.
Step 3: Who’s that gay eastern European?
Step 4: What’s a bubble?
Step 5: I have a 52046% ROI over my first 10 SNG’s, I am an SNG god!
Step 6: What kind of idiot risks it all on the bubble when you can squeak into the money??
Step 7: That eastbay guy uses too many numbers; these things are easy.
Step 8: Some maniac was pushing every hand on the bubble until I caught him with KTo on the button. Man these things are easy with maniacs like that!
Step 9: I called some maniac with AA on the bubble and he sucked out on me! I think I’ll post about it, that’s awful.
Step 10: Ok, variance is a bitch. How can I be negative ROI over 30 SNG’s????
Step 11: Push on the bubble? I guess they do fold a lot, but that’s strange.
Step 12: Hmm, that eastbay guy’s making more sense
Step 13: Sample size? What do I need, like 100 SNG’s? That’s so many!
Step 14: Ohhhh, you need those chips so that you CAN push on the bubble. I guess these guys aren’t so crazy after all.
Step 15: Ok, given my hand, my image, my opponent’s tightness….I have a -12.7% chance of being called – easy push!
Step 16: My opponents may think I’m crazy, but obviously pushing every hand I get on the bubble is the way to go!
Step 17: Why does my ROI still suck?
Step 18: ICM? What’s tha….you mean you can’t push EVERY hand?
Step 19: wow, that eastbay guy’s a genius
Step 20: Well, given you stack size, position, hand, payout structure, blind size, buy in, and opponent’s tightness that’s an easy push,
Step 21: What’s with all these stupid bad beat posts?
Step 22: Why do these idiots keep posting their obviously irrelevant stats at 100 SNG’s?
Step 23: I’ve never played a more profitable game of tic tac toe in my life!
Step 24: HAHAHA look at the idiot fish who folded with OBVIOUS 3:1 pot odds
Step 25: What does “granular” mean?
Step 26: I think I’ll shut up now