Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

[Uglyowl]

Given the option of replacing your father with David Sklansky would you? Why?

[Eurotrash]

I'm pretty sure this one boils down to a math problem.

I'll wait to hear some of your responses, then chime in with the correct answer.

[istewart]

If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

[stabn]

Very odd question dude.

[tdarko]

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Would you trade your Dad for Sklansky?

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not a chance. oh yeah and its not even close blah blah blah.

[Sponger15SB]

I've talked to my dad for maybe 20 minutes combined in the last 5 years, so yeah, that would be a pretty easy switch.


Um, Mr. Sklansky, if you're reading this, will you be my daddy?

[Uglyowl]

This poll is impossible for Mat Sklansky to answer. I hope I did not offend him.

[busguy]

What, replace one arrogant prick for a MUCH bigger arrogant prick ??

Nah . . . I'll stick with the one I have.

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[crosse91]

i don't like what i posted anymore

[pryor15]

is there a future draft pick involved? or even a AA prospect?

[FishBurger]

How is Matt related to David? I saw some pictures of Matt in another thread and I'm not sure I would want to look like that.

[gamblore99]

My dad is totally wicked. Sklansky would make a great uncle though.

[PassiveCaller]

When time speaking to dad in last 6 years approaches 0... then it isn't even close I'd take Sklansky!

[JaBlue]

my dad has lived 3000 miles away from me since I was 6. I wouldn't trade him for anyone.

[jakethebake]

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I'm pretty sure this one boils down to a math problem.

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Brilliant!

[YourFoxyGrandma]

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My dad is totally wicked. Sklansky would make a great uncle though.

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[Alobar]

sure, cuz then i'd be moderator of this forum,and you would all bow down to my supreme rule!!!!

[morello]

Not even if it was Sklansky + 1million dollars. And even then it wouldn't be close.

[bisonbison]

My dad is dead and his ashes are mingled with some redwood trees. So...

[Luv2DriveTT]

My dad is an Ass. David is a saint compared to him. But I think David is too young to be mad... still a funny question none the less.

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[MarkL444]

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My dad is dead and his ashes are mingled with some redwood trees. So...

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So....? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[mason55]

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

[istewart]

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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Hahahaha.

[MCS]

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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HAHAHAHAHA. That's good stuff.

(And the typo/misspelling of "dessert" adds another layer of humor.)

[jakethebake]

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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Brilliant!

[jakethebake]

Dad, can we go to the zoo?

Well how would you calculate the EV on that?

[Yobz]

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If I had to hear "it's not even close" everyday I'd jump out a window.

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Dad, can we go to the zoo?
No, do you see why?

Dad, can I have desert?
No, and it's not even close

Dad, what's for dinner?
Food. I'll let your mother elaborate.

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I actually laughed out loud, for real