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Lawrence Ng
04-23-2005, 10:57 PM

fluxrad
04-23-2005, 11:08 PM
trojans break like a motherfucker. had to vote lifestyles.

i wanna be me
04-23-2005, 11:09 PM
how come i don't see the cleanest sock on the floor as an option? saran wrap?

jakethebake
04-23-2005, 11:10 PM
Condoms are for sailors.

Lawrence Ng
04-23-2005, 11:18 PM
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how come i don't see the cleanest sock on the floor as an option? saran wrap?

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How the hell do you feel anything with a sock or with saran wrap?

Lawrence

jakethebake
04-23-2005, 11:51 PM
i havent used a condom in years. i despise them.

ChoicestHops
04-23-2005, 11:56 PM
Ive actually had a trojan break on me as well. It's only happened one time, but it scared the hell out of me when it did. All of a sudden the sex started feeling alot better, then when I came outside to nut on her, the condom was on the base of my dick.

astroglide
04-23-2005, 11:57 PM
consumer reports says durex is the most reliable. i never wear condoms.

BusterStacks
04-23-2005, 11:59 PM
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i havent used a condom in years. i despise them.

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fluxrad
04-24-2005, 12:01 AM
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Ive actually had a trojan break on me as well. It's only happened one time, but it scared the hell out of me when it did. All of a sudden the sex started feeling alot better, then when I came outside to nut on her, the condom was on the base of my dick.

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The three scariest sounds on earth:

1. "I'm late."

2. "It's yours."

3. SNAP!

i wanna be me
04-24-2005, 12:40 AM
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How the hell do you feel anything with a sock or with saran wrap?

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put your schlong through the ripped toe-hole - how tough is it?

haha i just got a visual of someone using the stanky sock.....ugh

peachy
04-24-2005, 01:54 AM
no condom

Nottom
04-24-2005, 03:22 AM
I'm married ... [censored] condoms.

tinga81
04-24-2005, 03:32 AM
condom?

Edge34
04-24-2005, 03:42 AM
The Pill > all

housenuts
04-24-2005, 03:45 AM
domers are for homers

Lawrence Ng
04-24-2005, 03:48 AM
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no condom

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My question was aimed at the guys Peachy, but thank you for opinion. If your answer here turns Wacki on, just remember - it's your own doing. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Lawrence

Tyler Durden
04-24-2005, 03:52 AM
I'm surprised at the answers. I always use Trojans. Magnums to be exact.

I'm always way too scared to raw dog it.

MEbenhoe
04-24-2005, 03:56 AM
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Magnums to be exact.

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Is anyone else not suprised he chose to point this out?

david050173
04-24-2005, 03:59 AM
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Magnums to be exact.

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Is anyone else not suprised he chose to point this out?

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Anyone else think the chances that he is lying is over 50% /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Tyler Durden
04-24-2005, 04:00 AM
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Magnums to be exact.

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Is anyone else not suprised he chose to point this out?

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I doubt it.

Edge34
04-24-2005, 04:00 AM
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Magnums to be exact.

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Is anyone else not suprised he chose to point this out?

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Anyone else think the chances that he is lying is over 95% /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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FYP.

Tyler Durden
04-24-2005, 04:01 AM
Dude didn't I already say that the FYP thing is really lame and gay? What's wrong w/ you??

MEbenhoe
04-24-2005, 04:02 AM
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Magnums to be exact.

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Is anyone else not suprised he chose to point this out?

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I doubt it.

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However I will leave you this info for your own use. I've used the magnums, but these (http://www.condomdepot.com/products/d-max.htm) are much better. I think they're technically more reliable, and feels way better.

Edge34
04-24-2005, 04:03 AM
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Dude didn't I already say that the FYP thing is really lame and gay? What's wrong w/ you??

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I've used it about twice, ever, and this time it was actually appropriate...

I should know better than to [censored] with 126th place in the 2004 WSOP though. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Tyler Durden
04-24-2005, 04:08 AM
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Dude didn't I already say that the FYP thing is really lame and gay? What's wrong w/ you??

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I've used it about twice, ever, and this time it was actually appropriate...

I should know better than to [censored] with 126th place in the 2004 WSOP though. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Damn straight. And don't forget it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

housenuts
04-24-2005, 04:11 AM
what is FYP? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

JaBlue
04-24-2005, 04:15 AM
i ride bareback

Edge34
04-24-2005, 04:25 AM
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what is FYP? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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For those who have been living under a rock the past month or so here in OOT...

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Luv2DriveTT
04-24-2005, 02:06 PM
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no condom

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No sex for you... 30 days.

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

LethalRose
04-25-2005, 01:58 AM
I rarely use condoms (most women hate them more than men)
but if I must use one usually go with whatever is at a nearby gas station, no preference.

Yobz
04-25-2005, 02:05 AM
I had a Durex snap on me...that thing was too small (I'm serious, I'm not bragging...I've got an average sized pecker), Trojan from now on (hasn't broken yet)

mmbt0ne
04-25-2005, 02:16 AM
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I'm always way too scared to raw dog it.

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Me too, but any brand will do really.

Catch of the Day
04-25-2005, 02:22 AM
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no condom

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I miss my [censored] girlfriend...

Catch-

WC64
04-25-2005, 11:47 AM
Trjoan

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 11:58 AM
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Trjoan

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It's a cheap Trojan knock-off I'm guessing?

asofel
04-25-2005, 12:05 PM
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Trjoan

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It's a cheap Trojan knock-off I'm guessing?

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I laughed twice - first, when I got it...second, that it took a while.

Shajen
04-25-2005, 01:31 PM
da pill.

Raw dog.

Cleveland Guy
04-25-2005, 01:41 PM
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I'm surprised at the answers.

I'm always way too scared to raw dog it.

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Well there is at least ONE advantage to being married /images/graemlins/smile.gif

LALDAAS
04-25-2005, 01:43 PM
Trojan = zip lock bag


God I hate condoms.... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Girl friend went off the pill because she said It was causing a chemical inbalance.(making her feel like [censored])

Also she said It leaves her numb and not enjoying sex /images/graemlins/confused.gif

So I am back to wrapping up the little guy again....$#&amp;$*#@@

Over a month later her hunger for some booty has increased but now the feeling has been numbed for me /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Now I can Forget about taggin that ass after a night of boozing it up, I will be chasing that nut all night long now that I have a bag on my junk.

beerbandit
04-25-2005, 02:00 PM
what about the lambskin?


cheers

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 02:03 PM
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what about the lambskin?

cheers

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Do they still make those? I figured PETA would've shut them down by now.

Barry_G
04-25-2005, 03:37 PM
Had trojan break on me more than once. Use lifestyles but i'm going to try these:

Polyurethane condoms are the newest on the market. Compared to latex condoms, polyurethane ones are made from a type of plastic that:

* is thinner
* is stronger
* offers a less constricting fit
* is more resistant to deterioration
* transmits heat better, which helps increase pleasure
* may enhance sensitivity

A friend recommended them. She prefers them but then again she is a slut.

beerbandit
04-25-2005, 04:01 PM
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She prefers them but then again she is a slut.

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she is probably more concerned with whats in them then


cheers

peachy
04-25-2005, 04:02 PM
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Trojan = zip lock bag


God I hate condoms.... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Girl friend went off the pill because she said It was causing a chemical inbalance.(making her feel like [censored])

Also she said It leaves her numb and not enjoying sex /images/graemlins/confused.gif

So I am back to wrapping up the little guy again....$#&amp;$*#@@

Over a month later her hunger for some booty has increased but now the feeling has been numbed for me /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Now I can Forget about taggin that ass after a night of boozing it up, I will be chasing that nut all night long now that I have a bag on my junk.

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uumm tell her to try another pill...there r a ton of brands each with react differently with her so if she got off of it with that excuse shes a moron cause obviously she didnt ask her doctor about it cause he woulda put her on something else

and then there is depo and capsules under the skin and endless other things...

LALDAAS
04-25-2005, 04:13 PM
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Trojan = zip lock bag


God I hate condoms.... /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Girl friend went off the pill because she said It was causing a chemical inbalance.(making her feel like [censored])

Also she said It leaves her numb and not enjoying sex /images/graemlins/confused.gif

So I am back to wrapping up the little guy again....$#&amp;$*#@@

Over a month later her hunger for some booty has increased but now the feeling has been numbed for me /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Now I can Forget about taggin that ass after a night of boozing it up, I will be chasing that nut all night long now that I have a bag on my junk.

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uumm tell her to try another pill...there r a ton of brands each with react differently with her so if she got off of it with that excuse shes a moron cause obviously she didnt ask her doctor about it cause he woulda put her on something else

and then there is depo and capsules under the skin and endless other things...

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Actually my GF is a RN. Of course she asked her doctor.

We tried 3 diffrent scripts.

She said they make her feel like [censored], I belive her.

I have seen her libdo(SP?) spring back and forth from off and on the "pill"

Maybe its a mental thing however this girl seems to get tossed through a loop from taking asprin.

I dont know what to make of it..I hate wearing condoms but I dont want a frigin kid yet, I am still to selfish and seriously enjoying my life as it is at the moment.

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 04:16 PM
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I hate wearing condoms but I dont want a frigin kid yet...

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There's an obvious solution, you're ignoring.

LALDAAS
04-25-2005, 04:19 PM
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I hate wearing condoms but I dont want a frigin kid yet...

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There's an obvious solution, you're ignoring.

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I will not allow any sharp objects near my YAM BAG!

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 04:20 PM
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I hate wearing condoms but I dont want a frigin kid yet...

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There's an obvious solution, you're ignoring.

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I will not allow any sharp objects near my YAM BAG!

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There's an obvious solution you're ignoring.

peachy
04-25-2005, 04:22 PM
well try depo or the capsules they implant

LALDAAS
04-25-2005, 04:23 PM
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I hate wearing condoms but I dont want a frigin kid yet...

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There's an obvious solution, you're ignoring.

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I will not allow any sharp objects near my YAM BAG!

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There's an obvious solution you're ignoring.

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I see says the blind man, Yes you are correct sir the backdoor is always an option!

LockForward
04-25-2005, 04:26 PM
Viva, and its not even close
http://www.theyfit.com/

DcifrThs
04-25-2005, 04:34 PM
lifestyles...


Homer reading from a book to his kids: "...from now on, whenever anybody mentions Trojans they'll think of wood."

Homer: "hehe."
Bart: "whats so funny dad?"
Homer: "well if im laughing at what i think im laughing at its pretty funny (chuckle."

jakethebake
04-25-2005, 04:37 PM
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I see says the blind man, Yes you are correct sir the backdoor is always an option!

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Tell your girlfriend she can thank me when she sees me.