Help me caption this photo

[PokerGoblin]

http://img242.echo.cx/img242/8666/beetaa8sj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[kerssens]

2020 WSOP Main Event Champion

["spaceman"Bryce]

Before i answer is that your daughter/niece?

[PokerGoblin]

yes that is my 3 1/2 year old daughter, Elizabeth

[kerssens]

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yes that is my 3 1/2 year old daughter, Elizabeth

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2023 WSOP ME Champion

[peachy]

AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW shes sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!! shes gonna be a looker!!! get ready to answer the door with a shotgun!!

[PokerGoblin]

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AAWWWWWWWWWWWWW shes sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yup, just like her daddy.

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[istewart]

At the young age of 3 she is already flopping the nuts.

[trying2learn]

this reminds me of a conversation i had with my 7 year old daughter last week while watching poker on tv...

"He has pocket aces daddy."
"That's right, baby...there's no hand better than that is there?"
"Well, he could flop a set of aces."
(after laughing out loud) "Very good girl".

that said, the caption should read, 'all this AND a pretty face'...or...'trouble'.

[wacki]

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At the young age of 3 she is already flopping the nuts.

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For some reason, I don't like this one. Has a bit too much paedophile inuendo in it for my taste.

[TStoneMBD]

"you a$$h@##, you cracked my aces with that sh!%??"

[Gin 'n Tonic]

NOW can I have my allowance?

[kerssens]

"Just home from the Elton John concert"

[BusterStacks]

"Aces full, dad" </Teddy KGB>

[wacki]

Hey, where did you you get your avatar? Is that from a movie?

Also, where did you get the Kurrrblarrr avatar as well?

[TStoneMBD]

"if i had a nickel for everytime these got cracked, i could buy a malibu barbie."

["spaceman"Bryce]

"did i win?"

[trying2learn]

"the one and only acceptable slow roll"

[TStoneMBD]

the avatar i have now is from an m. bison clip.

the kurblarrr avatar was just a couple images i found on the net and made it myself with unlead gif animator.

[TimM]

Matador Style (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1487851&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1)

[PokerGoblin]

My first name happens to be Mike as well.

[TimM]

Or how about:

"A Big Hand for the Little Lady"

[wacki]

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the avatar i have now is from an m. bison clip.

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??? From the PC video game or what?

[Talk2BigSteve]

"Bring it on Fossilman,I got Pocket Aces and better glasses!"

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[yaomama]

[The Dude]

That she's holding blackjack cards ruins the pic. Get a real deck, then take the pic again.

[JMP300z]

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Pwned

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my first thought.
-JP

[LotsOfOuts69]

ALL IN MotherF***ers!!!

[istewart]

Don't shoot your wad, I just flopped quads.

[Nick-Zack]

Can we all go back now and make a caption assuming that this little cutie isn't related to you?

[mostsmooth]

why?

[bernie]

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That she's holding blackjack cards ruins the pic. Get a real deck, then take the pic again

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Nit?

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[The Dude]

Hey man, you're from WA, you should understand this. A ton of the small cardrooms out there use paper blackjack cards for poker, and it's awful. Or do you never play anywhere but the Muck?

[youtalkfunny]

I nominate, "My Daddy is WAY too into this crap."

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[Lazymeatball]

In which states would it be legal to photoshop her into the hot tub?

[Jack of Arcades]

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yes that is my 3 1/2 year old daughter, Elizabeth

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Oh, there go all of my ideas.

[Top_Set]

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http://img242.echo.cx/img242/8666/beetaa8sj.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

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And the winner is...

"Sorry I check-raised you, Mom, but I had the nuts."

[Jack of Arcades]

"But they were suited."

[The Yugoslavian]

'I value call my nuts'

or

'My play just now...brilliant, in my opinion'

Yugoslav

[astroglide]

this thread is totally gay

[TStoneMBD]

i think this photo is quite charming actually, and that its just you thats gay.

[mmbt0ne]

Paying for juiceboxes. Bitches.

[masse75]

"Tits Play."

[iMsoLucky0]

"If this doesn't make you want to be a pedophile, nothing will."

edit: Sorry, I didn't see she was your daughter til I posetd this. Do not take offense.

[-Skeme-]

"nice catch."

[27offsuit]

Believe me now bitch?

[JoeU]

Daddy, do I look like a girl thats beaten by jacks?
(This must be said in your best Greek immitation accent ala the diner scene in Rounders).

Joe

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

"I'd hit it..."

sorry, but you asked for it.

[Rotating Rabbit]

This photo is too good to have a silly caption.

[Sully]

I have my Dad wipe wy ass with Three Dollars. Five if I've had pureed carrots.

[stanky]

"Ship It"

[Brian]

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I nominate, "My Daddy is WAY too into this crap."

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Agreed.

-Brian

[z32fanatic]

"Aces Bitch!"

[Isura]

"No more home games. www.partypoker.com. (http://www.partypoker.com.)"

[PokerGoblin]

"Aces, Bitch" was my first thought when I reviewed the pic on my dig cam. I am surprised it took 50 replies to find that one.

My fav, and will be declared by yours truly as the winner if no one disputes, is:

"Ms. OOT 2018"

Submitted by the 'Goblin of course.

as an aside I appreciate that the sexual innuendoes were kept to a BARE minimum, the respect is appreciated and not overlooked I assure you.

A little background on the pic:
I took this pic about 4 days ago. She was all dressed up for day care, and I walked into my endroom and she was there playing with my cheapo deck of cards that I picked up in vegas an she happened to have two aces. So I put her in her hat and sunglasses and snapped a few pics.

Feel free to keep this thread alive, I think it's an adorable pic, which she enjoyed as much as I. Elizabeth loves my poker chip collection, and she gets her hands on it whenever she can.

PG

[TimM]

The best thing is, you'll be able to torment her with it by showing it to all her friends in about 12 years.

[James282]

"Would I rather have 2 to 3 callers or 9 callers assuming my opponents all play fairly well postflop?"
-James

[SithLord69]

Take this and shove it up your jizz guzzlin' ass you laggy fcking shtbag.

[MrX]

"but I like the kiddie pool"