Best Cities for Strip Clubs? Worst Cities? [Archive]

Cleveland Guy

04-21-2005, 11:48 AM

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Windsor, Ontario

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How does the whole coins vs. bills issue factor into that?

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I usually just bring american bills - so it's no biggies. American bills to tip at the rail, Canadian bills to pay for the lap dances.

at a bachelor party my buddy had a bunch of loonies, just sat there at the rail with them, stripper was giving him kisses, one had him lay on the stage and picked it off his belly button.

swede123

04-21-2005, 11:57 AM

Best: cities that allow all-nude clubs AND alcohol.

Worst: cities that don't.

PLaY MaTe

04-21-2005, 12:08 PM

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Ever chuck a loony at a stripper? Its great.

Dallas wins for best, hands down.

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Yeah, Dallas is great. Baby Dolls and the Mens' club are sweet. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

mcb

04-21-2005, 12:09 PM

Windsor is definatly at the top. Detroit is near the bottom, easily.

Alobar

04-21-2005, 12:11 PM

I want to go to a canadian titty bar, I hear they are the best.

Like one poster has said, the best is the city that allows full nude, but the worst are the citites that dont evenhave titty bars

Basically any titty bar in Texas kicks ass

peachy

04-21-2005, 12:35 PM

atlanta and miami

Piiop

04-21-2005, 12:38 PM

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Columbus Ohio was the Worst IMO

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Why?

IndieMatty

04-21-2005, 12:40 PM

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I Don't have a ton of experience, but off all the places I have been I have liked

Windsor, Ontario and Tampa Florida the Best.

Columbus Ohio was the Worst IMO

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Any one in Canada. Specifically Montreal.

Worst. New York City.

Cleveland Guy

04-21-2005, 02:34 PM

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Columbus Ohio was the Worst IMO

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Why?

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I haven't been in a few years - so maybe things have changed.

The topless ones - the girls were always 8 feet away, and there were tons of lights. The nude ones were so seedy you wouldn't want to be caught dead in one.

Benal

04-21-2005, 02:40 PM

Montreal

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Piiop

04-21-2005, 02:49 PM

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I haven't been in a few years - so maybe things have changed.

The topless ones - the girls were always 8 feet away, and there were tons of lights. The nude ones were so seedy you wouldn't want to be caught dead in one.

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I'm not sure which ones you've been to, but Pure Platinum and Columbus Gold are good - and they're right next to each other. There are a couple skanktastic ones so if it was those you have been to - I can understand why you didn't like it.

Platinum is cool, all nude, bring your own alcohol, and all the girls are hot - not old and nasty yet, and it's open basically until sunrise.

Gold serves alcohol so it's topless only and they close earlier, but they have big name porn stars frequently.

I wouldn't say it's the best place for strip clubs (I really enjoyed what Windsor has to offer /images/graemlins/grin.gif), but it's definitely not the worst either.

Cleveland Guy

04-21-2005, 02:52 PM

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I haven't been in a few years - so maybe things have changed.

The topless ones - the girls were always 8 feet away, and there were tons of lights. The nude ones were so seedy you wouldn't want to be caught dead in one.

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I'm not sure which ones you've been to, but Pure Platinum and Columbus Gold are good - and they're right next to each other. There are a couple skanktastic ones so if it was those you have been to - I can understand why you didn't like it.

Platinum is cool, all nude, bring your own alcohol, and all the girls are hot - not old and nasty yet, and it's open basically until sunrise.

Gold serves alcohol so it's topless only and they close earlier, but they have big name porn stars frequently.

I wouldn't say it's the best place for strip clubs (I really enjoyed what Windsor has to offer /images/graemlins/grin.gif), but it's definitely not the worst either.

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Can you get a girl to come withing 3 feet of you while she is giving you a dance yet?

tdarko

04-21-2005, 02:53 PM

i live in dallas and its great but would have to go with tampa #1 big D #2

jackdaniels

04-21-2005, 02:55 PM

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Montreal

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scotty34

04-21-2005, 02:55 PM

"Rumour spreadin’ a-’round in that Texas town
’bout that shack outside La Grange
And you know what I’m talkin’ about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
To that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls.

Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.

Well, I hear it’s fine if you got the time
And the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it’s tight most ev’ry night,
But now I might be mistaken.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Have mercy."

chabibi

04-21-2005, 03:06 PM

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Montreal

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shadow29

04-21-2005, 03:07 PM

ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

Piiop

04-21-2005, 03:18 PM

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Can you get a girl to come withing 3 feet of you while she is giving you a dance yet?

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How close is nipple in mouth?

Cleveland Guy

04-21-2005, 03:21 PM

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Best: cities that allow all-nude clubs AND alcohol. and have good looking girls

Worst: cities that don't.

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FYP

Shajen

04-21-2005, 03:42 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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Compared to Dallas, ATL strip clubs are the kiddie pool.

Seriously. Finest honeys I've ever had the pleasure of watching get naked for my cash were in Dallas.

Never been to a Canadian SC so I can't speak to that.

phage

04-21-2005, 04:35 PM

Montreal

swede123

04-21-2005, 04:40 PM

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Best: cities that allow all-nude clubs AND alcohol. and have good looking girls

Worst: cities that don't.

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FYP

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Ah my friend, this is not necessarily a requirement, you just have to compensate by drinking more alcohol. However, if it's a lame joint that doesn't allow drinking you definitely want the girls to be that much hotter and even then it's pretty lame. Titties w/o beer is like barbecuing w/o beer - it just doesn't feel right.

Swede

Beerfund

04-21-2005, 04:53 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

As far as worst city, easily El Paso. Prolly about 30 strip clubs, none of which aren't crawling with syphilis. Right before I moved one club was shut down because of a shooting and another one because they found a 15 year old girl stripping there. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

jakethebake

04-21-2005, 04:55 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

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If not, maybe you can hook up with peachy. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

maldini

04-21-2005, 04:56 PM

i cant believe this thread has gone this far and noone has mentioned houston. fake boob capital of the world. i lived in dallas and houston and houston is by far better. i do like baby dolls in Dtown, but there are several in houston that kick its ass.

ive never been to the other big strip club cities but i believe my friends that have wouldnt trade them for houston. montreal might be the only contender here.

Ulysses

04-21-2005, 04:57 PM

Houston is great, quite possibly the best in the US. Definitely better than Dallas and WAY better than Atlanta and NYC.

I have never been, but experts tell me that Vancouver and Montreal are great.

Beerfund

04-21-2005, 04:59 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

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If not, maybe you can hook up with peachy. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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If by hook up you mean grudge fukc, then I'm in!

jakethebake

04-21-2005, 05:03 PM

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Houston is great, quite possibly the best in the US.

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Which one's best in Houston do you think? Rick's? Colorado?

peachy

04-21-2005, 05:04 PM

Beerfund

04-21-2005, 05:07 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

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If not, maybe you can hook up with peachy. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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wtf!

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Send me a pic of your boobs and your phone # and I MIGHT call you when I get there /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

jakethebake

04-21-2005, 05:09 PM

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Send me a pic of your boobs and your phone # and I MIGHT call you when I get there /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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I laughed out loud. Nice!

Clarkmeister

04-21-2005, 05:18 PM

I've heard good things about Memphis.

peachy

04-21-2005, 05:33 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

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If not, maybe you can hook up with peachy. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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wtf!

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Send me a pic of your boobs and your phone # and I MIGHT call you when I get there /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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i dont think u could afford me

Beerfund

04-21-2005, 05:37 PM

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ATL has some mighty fine strip clubs.

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I'll be in ATL next week so this better damn well be true.

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If not, maybe you can hook up with peachy. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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wtf!

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Send me a pic of your boobs and your phone # and I MIGHT call you when I get there /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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i dont think u could afford me

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Do you take payments in dikc?

wonderwes

04-21-2005, 05:41 PM

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Houston is great, quite possibly the best in the US.

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Which one's best in Houston do you think? Rick's? Colorado?

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From being a long time resident in Houston, it is certainly not the Colorado. The Men's Club and Treasures are the best. However, houston has the 3 foot rule. 3 feet?!?!?

StevieG

04-21-2005, 05:50 PM

Yes, Houston is quite good.

For worst, you have to go with Boston. The clubs are not defecient, they do not exist.

Phat Mack

04-21-2005, 05:57 PM

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Bingo.

bernie

04-21-2005, 06:01 PM

No alcohol.

6-8 foot rule for table dances.

Girls have no rhythm.

Most are just ok to look at. (alcohol would help this)

Some actually, literally, stink. (Hide the homie story)

I think we have the bottom of the barrel.

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trotski

04-21-2005, 06:09 PM

Bernie's right, Seattle blows for strip clubs. But Portland is pretty sweet.

FishBurger

04-21-2005, 08:00 PM

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However, houston has the 3 foot rule. 3 feet?!?!?

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What is the 3-foot rule?

stabn

04-21-2005, 08:06 PM

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God awful. Gives one something extra to do in vegas tho.

jakethebake

04-21-2005, 08:23 PM

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Since when. It didn't used to. I never heard anything about that in all the years I was there.

jaybee_70

04-21-2005, 08:30 PM

Most strip clubs per capita
Full Nude
Alcohol allowed
Private Dances
Table Dances
Couch Dances
Shower Dances (yes, they are even outdoors)
We even have a strip club for 18 and over kids (no alcohol tho)
If you are into it some strippers = prostitute

Joe

Leo99

04-21-2005, 08:47 PM

Brooklyn, IL

Cry Me A River

04-21-2005, 09:36 PM

Montreal. In both categories. And it's not even close.

So this one bachelor party one of the guys is a "connesseur" of Montreal strip clubs so he takes us on a tour of his favourites. Which means sleazy. Finally ending up at what he calls the sleaziest club in town (which is actually somewhere on the outskirts of town).

I kid you not, one of the strippers was preggers /images/graemlins/blush.gif and quite obviously so.

Occupational hazzard...

zaxx19

04-21-2005, 09:46 PM

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Montreal. In both categories. And it's not even close.

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IT IS SO NOT CLOSE....

Jurollo

04-21-2005, 10:39 PM

Providence, RI 'nuff said, see it, feel it.
~Justin

goofball

04-21-2005, 10:48 PM

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how can the thread continue after this?

Tyler Durden

04-21-2005, 11:03 PM

Montreal for sure, tho I have only been to nudie bars in that town, Vegas, Baltimore and DC.

Club Downtown, I think it was called, in Montreal was amazing. They do contact dances, which is a lapdance and touching is allowed anywhere except for between the legs. The girls were all very friendly.

DC sucks b/c they don't do lapdances.

zaxx19

04-21-2005, 11:07 PM

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Club Downtown, I think it was called, in Montreal was amazing

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The funny thing is this is actually a crappy (perhaps middle of the road) club in Montreal.

I guess you guys can imagine how I treated myself after every final while going to university in Montreal... /images/graemlins/smile.gif

nothumb

04-21-2005, 11:17 PM

I haven't been recently, but I'm going to guess Tehran is still not so hot for strip clubs.

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InchoateHand

04-21-2005, 11:39 PM

Wow, a thread where you mention McGill. How [censored] rare.

Rick Diesel

04-21-2005, 11:43 PM

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For those that don't know, including the OP, Columbus is supposed the San Francisco of the east. I would assume that a large gay population would lead to the strip clubs not being very good.

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04-21-2005, 11:46 PM

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For those that don't know, including the OP, Columbus is supposed the San Francisco of the east. I would assume that a large gay population would lead to the strip clubs not being very good.

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Yes, all those gays take the women with good bodies and suspect faces, nurture their lacking egos and prevent them from being exploited, turning them into [censored]-hags.

WTF are you talking about? This makes no sense.

NT