Roomate almost passed out under the toilet.

[Chaostracize]

There is a towel there from last weekend when we cleaned up after a girl who puked, and he is using it as a pillow. He is still conscious. I have to pee.

Keep in mind, I myself am not drunk. And roommate would not be able to see the junk were I to pee right now. I have to go semi bad.

[Ianco15]

Uhh... move him?

[Chaostracize]

Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

[Chaostracize]

I was just thinking about turning off the light.

The bathroom is small, and he is really wedged almost near the back of the bowl.

[scrub]

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Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

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Make sure he is not on his back.

scrub

[housenuts]

i can't believe this is a dilemma for you. get serious buddy. pee wherever it's easiest. and if the toilet is the easiest, then go there.

[Chaostracize]

Nope, on his side.

I think I'm just going to wake him up, this is silly.

[tech]

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Argh. He is passed out now. I can't pee in the toilet now. If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awkward.

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Are you serious? From what I remember of college, that would be about the best he could hope for under those circumstances.

[PoBoy321]

If he hasn't noticed that he's laying on a puke covered towel, just piss on his face and pwn him.

[Alobar]

dude, dont be an effing pussy. The dick is the greatest invention of all time. Pee in the [censored] kitchen sink, pee in a empty gatorade bottle, pee off the balcony, pee in the shower. Man if you are having problems with this, I urge you not to have children.

[bennyk]

he won't really wake up...
keep the light on, if he wakes up on his own accord it will be uncomfortable and he will migrate to his room.

for now,
back porch.

bk

[Chaostracize]

Dammit. I just gave him some water, and WHOOOP! puked it right up.

He's going to have an awful hang over tomorrow.

Maybe I'll pee in a bottle, and just chuck it outside.

[[censored]]

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If he hasn't noticed that he's laying on a puke covered towel, just piss on his face and pwn him.

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Couldn't have said it any better.

[TimM]

Pee in the shower.

[housenuts]

who passes out in the bathroom anyways? what a weakass move

[Chaostracize]

He booted about 8 times, no joke, then just kind of fell over the side of the toilet.

[Edge34]

I was going to say you should just piss off the balcony or in the shower until someone said to piss on his face and pwn him.

Then take a digital picture and send it to CH or something. Worldwide pwning.

[theredwave]

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Pee in the shower.

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It's all pipes! What's the difference?

[Sponger15SB]

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who passes out in the bathroom anyways? what a weakass move

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yeah only women do that

also women who do that have a tendancy to try and grab your cock while you're trying to pee.

[nothumb]

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If he wakes up and sees me peeing over him that would be awesome

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Fixed your post there, bub.

This is such a 'who cares, you're a tard for thinking this matters' kind of question.

NT

[Edge34]

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He booted about 8 times, no joke, then just kind of fell over the side of the toilet.

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All joking aside, you should probably keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't roll over on his back and swallow his tongue and stuff...a passed out roommate is kinda funny...waking up to a dead one isn't...

[pokerstudAA]

SHOWER!!! Only good option!

[PoBoy321]

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Pee in the shower.

[/ QUOTE ] It's all pipes! What's the difference?

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I love the reference.

[Sponger15SB]

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Pee in the shower.

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It's all pipes! What's the difference?

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Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!


Seriously though, peeing in the shower rules. Sometimes when I'm drunk I pee into the shower while standing in front of the toilet because it is much more fun.

[Alobar]

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Seriously though, peeing in the shower rules. Sometimes when I'm drunk I pee into the shower while standing in front of the toilet because it is much more fun.

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hahaha, you kick ass

[AlienCorpse]

put him in a bathtub filled with iceand water and cut out his kidneys

[housenuts]

get a q-tip and swirl it in your ass a bit. then take it out and swirl the same q-tip in his nostrils. he will wake up and smell like [censored]. he'll have a shower but he'll still think he smells like [censored] and won't be able to figure out how to clean himself.

[Chaostracize]

That's actually a great idea for the future. I just feel like I'd want to reserve that for someone I don't like.

[Shoe]

That's hilarious.

[Bulldog]

1) Balcony
2) Sink
3) Toilet

[CCass]

Sink.