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Chaostracize
04-21-2005, 02:21 AM
He just walked in 2 minutes ago from 3 hours at the bar.

Jazza
04-21-2005, 02:25 AM
wow, this poll has seriously made me think harder than any other poll in OOT

Freakin
04-21-2005, 02:27 AM
There's sometimes that you just can't overcome the thought of a roommate puking... like when he's puking up clam chowder into your heater.... man that was a fun winter week....

Freakin

Alobar
04-21-2005, 02:28 AM
huh? whats the problem here? Go ask him if hes ok, make sure he isnt dead, then just turn on the stereo

Jazza
04-21-2005, 02:29 AM
lol, 100% say music on, guess i was thinking too hard

Beerfund
04-21-2005, 02:29 AM
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He just walked in 2 minutes ago from 3 hours at the bar.

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3 hours and he's puking? WTF is he 16? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

PoBoy321
04-21-2005, 02:30 AM
Wow, I'm the first guy to vote no.

Leave the stereo off. Your roommate is in pain right now and music is the last thing he needs.

jason_t
04-21-2005, 02:31 AM
[Intro]
[Eminem puking]
There I go thinking of you again

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me [censored] sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke

[Verse 1]
I was gonna take a little time to write you a little poem
But off of the dome would probably be a little more
More suitable for this type of song woah
I got a million reasons off the top of my head that I can think of
Sixteen bars this ain't enough to put ???
So [censored] it I'ma start right here I'll just be briefer
Bout to rattle off some other reasons
I know I shouldnt go and get another tattoo of you on my arm
But what do I go and do? I go and get another one now I got two
Oooooh I'm sittin here with your name on my skin
I can't believe I went and did this stupid [censored] again
My next girlfriend now her name's gotta be Kim
If you only knew how much I hated you
For every mothafuckin thing you ever put us through
Then I wouldnt be standin here cryin over you booooooooo


Teenage Musician?


[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me [censored] sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke

[Verse 2]
I was gonna take the time to sit down and write you a little letter
But I thought a song would prolly be a little better instead of a letter
That you'd prolly just shred up ??? I stumbled on your picture
The other day and it made me stop and think of how much of a waste
It would be to put some ink to a stupid piece of paper
I'd rather have you see how much I [censored] hate you in a freestyle
You're a [censored] ??? and I hope you [censored] die
I hope you get to hell and Satan sticks a needle in your eye
I hate your [censored] guts you [censored] slut I hope you die (diiiiiie)
But please don't get me wrong I'm not bitter I'm mad
It's not that I still love you its not that I want you back
It's just that when I think of you it makes me wanna gag
But what else can I do I havent gotta clue
Now I guess I just move on I got no choice but to
But everytime I think of you now all I want to do is puuuuuke

[Chorus]
You don't know how sick you make me
You make me [censored] sick to my stomache
Everytime I think of you I puke
You must just not not knoooooowww
You may not think you do
But you do everytime I think of you I puke

[Outro]
[Eminem puking]
[censored] bitch

Chaostracize
04-21-2005, 02:39 AM
He just started drinking over the summer. And I really got him drinking this weekend, and by really got him drinking I mean like once every three weeks.

bennyk
04-21-2005, 02:46 AM
he will be fine...

feel free to turn on the music / go to bed, whatever.

keep the airways clear,
bk

Chaostracize
04-21-2005, 02:47 AM
Oddly enough, he JUST asked me to close the windows. He said he was cold. Should I open the one in the main room so he doesn't know?

bennyk
04-21-2005, 02:53 AM
yeah, i don't think it will make too much of a difference.

also, usually i'll leave a glass of water nearby and tell him it's there...just in case.

hopefully he's done and will sleep it off.
bk

Sponger15SB
04-21-2005, 03:15 AM
So how do I like it at BYU?

LALDAAS
04-21-2005, 09:40 AM
My roomate was puking last night also, I stood in the doorway laughing.

Not from drinking, I think a bad piece of chicken.

04-21-2005, 09:47 AM
This poll is insensitive. Of course you don't play music. What you do is be a good friend and ask him if he'd like a cold pork sandwich served in a dirty ash tray.

jakethebake
04-21-2005, 09:58 AM
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My roomate was puking last night also, I stood in the doorway laughing. Not from drinking, I think a bad piece of chicken.

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From Popeye's or KFC?

InchoateHand
04-21-2005, 11:01 AM
Wow, you got a lot of mileage out of someone who was drunk. Makes me think his life is more fun then yours--he gets plastered, passes out in an inconvenient place, you post four threads in on online poker forum about it...

LALDAAS
04-21-2005, 11:23 AM
KFC some samich off thier new $1 menu

astroglide
04-21-2005, 11:33 AM
queue up satan spawn the caco demon

Shajen
04-21-2005, 02:59 PM
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KFC some samich off thier new $1 menu

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Dude, I tried to warn you guys earlier.

Worst case of food poisoning I've ever had was from fargin KFC.

Nasty crap. I was spewing out both ends at the same time. HORRIBLE. I'll never eat their crap food again. Ever.

Let mine and his cases serve as warnings for you. /images/graemlins/blush.gif