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MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 10:40 PM
So as the Subject says, I just broke up with my gf of 3 1/2 months. I feel really depressed right now and was on the verge of tears with those watery eyes when I did it. This has never happened to me before when I've dumped a girl, is this normal or am I turning into a woman? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

slickpoppa
04-20-2005, 10:42 PM
then why did you break up with her?

nolanfan34
04-20-2005, 10:42 PM
Suck it up, remember that you're only freakin not-even-20 yet, don't worry about getting too tied down. And it was only 3 1/2 months, that's nothing.

So yes, you are a woman. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

BurnsvilleCardClub
04-20-2005, 10:43 PM
have you checked yourself for a vagina? I suggest you do.

istewart
04-20-2005, 10:44 PM
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have you checked yourself for a vagina? I suggest you do.

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NH.

Alobar
04-20-2005, 10:44 PM
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Suck it up, remember that you're only freakin not-even-20 yet, don't worry about getting too tied down. And it was only 3 1/2 months, that's nothing.

So yes, you are a woman. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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well said

Patrick del Poker Grande
04-20-2005, 10:44 PM
You did yourself a favor. Now quit crying like a little bitch.

NLSoldier
04-20-2005, 10:44 PM
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have you checked yourself for a vagina? I suggest you do.

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After you find your vagina, the next step will be removing the sand.

MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 10:44 PM
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then why did you break up with her?

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Just wasn't working out, didnt have the right connection with her.

Rockatansky
04-20-2005, 10:45 PM
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So as the Subject says, I just broke up with my gf of 3 1/2 months. I feel really depressed right now and was on the verge of tears with those watery eyes when I did it. This has never happened to me before when I've dumped a girl, is this normal or am I turning into a woman? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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I sort of have to admire the balls it took to post this here. This is the forum equivalent of tying a pork chop to your nuts and jumping into the hyena cage at the zoo.

Felix_Nietsche
04-20-2005, 10:46 PM
....have sex with her just before breaking up with her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

slickpoppa
04-20-2005, 10:46 PM
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then why did you break up with her?

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Just wasn't working out, didnt have the right connection with her.

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Then why are you sad? You see where this is going?

MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 10:48 PM
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then why did you break up with her?

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Just wasn't working out, didnt have the right connection with her.

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Then why are you sad? You see where this is going?

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oh I understand completely, which is why I found it so weird that I was. However, I am getting a good laugh out of all the jokes that have already come from this thread, which I knew would happen.

PoBoy321
04-20-2005, 10:49 PM
Three and a half months? Bah. Go find a whore and you'll get over it.

nolanfan34
04-20-2005, 10:50 PM
Oh yeah, and happy birthday to her, eh?

PoBoy321
04-20-2005, 10:50 PM
A clutch move is having sex with a girl, then when you finish, rolling over and going "Well, I'm gonna miss that..."

MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 10:55 PM
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Oh yeah, and happy birthday to her, eh?

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yeah how sucky is the timing that my birthday is on friday and hers is next saturday?

The Stranger
04-20-2005, 10:55 PM
Just listen to the professor (http://www.blowmeuptom.com/index2.html)

PokerFink
04-20-2005, 10:57 PM
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A clutch move is having sex with a girl, then when you finish, rolling over and going "Well, I'm gonna miss that..."

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vnh

MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 11:01 PM
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....have sex with her just before breaking up with her. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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pretty sure I'd hate myself if I was ever a big enough [censored] to do something like that

Edge34
04-20-2005, 11:01 PM
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Oh yeah, and happy birthday to her, eh?

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yeah how sucky is the timing that my birthday is on friday and hers is next saturday?

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You fool...you should've waited until NEXT week...birthday sex pwns.

Of course, if you make it out to MN sometime soon, I've got your birthday gifts all set...

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/27924/200.jpg

http://www.contacteast.com/product/images/jpg/416878cia.jpg

You'll be fine. Next time you and dougiefish roll into MN, me and Schneids will drag you out to Deja Vu or something...

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[censored]
04-20-2005, 11:25 PM
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have you checked yourself for a vagina? I suggest you do.

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Sounds like someone sprouted a vagina to me.

Slacker13
04-20-2005, 11:29 PM
The rule clearly states that after dumping girlfriend you must share any and all naked pics you have of her with the guys.

I would hate for you to break this rule.
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touchfaith
04-20-2005, 11:36 PM
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So as the Subject says, I just broke up with my gf of 3 1/2 months. I feel really depressed right now and was on the verge of tears with those watery eyes when I did it. This has never happened to me before when I've dumped a girl, is this normal or am I turning into a woman? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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<font color="red"> Turn in your penis </font>

http://www.myownbusiness.org/images/trump_fired.jpg

Isura
04-20-2005, 11:40 PM
More ammunition if I beat you in the open challenge this month.

MEbenhoe
04-20-2005, 11:41 PM
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More ammunition if I beat you in the open challenge this month.

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ahh no!! /images/graemlins/frown.gif

thirddan
04-20-2005, 11:47 PM
hey, [censored] the rest of these guys...there is nothing wrong with getting emotional after breaking up with a girlfriend...at least you recognized that there were problems and broke it off before committing yourself and your time to something with no future...no matter how young you are you can still have strong feelings, and as someone who just had a similar experience there is nothing wrong with getting shaken up or emotional...good luck... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Edge34
04-20-2005, 11:55 PM
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hey, [censored] the rest of these guys...there is nothing wrong with getting emotional after breaking up with a girlfriend...at least you recognized that there were problems and broke it off before committing yourself and your time to something with no future...no matter how young you are you can still have strong feelings, and as someone who just had a similar experience there is nothing wrong with getting shaken up or emotional...good luck... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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^just about the same thing I told him in AIM...ain't nothing wrong with it, the rest are just internet hardasses and haters.

Dead
04-20-2005, 11:56 PM
And people whose only sexual experience has been with their hand.

Internet pimps and playaz all.

bernie
04-21-2005, 12:27 AM
Are you sure 'you' dumped her?

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jdl22
04-21-2005, 12:42 AM
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my gf of 3 1/2 months

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It's quite normal for junior high and even high school students that are in this kind of long term relationship to have these feelings. For those over 18 this is not normal given the short length of time.

Edge34
04-21-2005, 12:46 AM
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my gf of 3 1/2 months

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It's quite normal for junior high and even high school students that are in this kind of long term relationship to have these feelings. For those over 18 this is not normal given the short length of time.

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Incorrect. All it really means is he cared about her, but it just wasn't meant to be. Making yourself realize that isn't always easy. A little sadness at the end of any real relationship is nothing to be worried about.

oreogod
04-21-2005, 01:35 AM
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then why did you break up with her?

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Just wasn't working out, didnt have the right connection with her.

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Are u sure its not just her love box you're going to miss?

Im mean come on 3 1/2 months, thats pathetic. I mean to me, it seems like your tearin up over a hot poket, and u know how readily availible those are.

JaBlue
04-21-2005, 01:36 AM
its ok when you get to be an upperclassmen things will get better for you

Lawrence Ng
04-21-2005, 01:41 AM
Tom Leykis is my hero. Whenever I drive down to Seattle, I always try to tune into his show.

Lawrence

Lawrence Ng
04-21-2005, 02:01 AM
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I just broke up with my gf of 3 1/2 months.

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3 1/2 months... I guess her BJ's must've been really good eh?

Lawrence

billymonk
04-21-2005, 03:38 AM
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A clutch move is having sex with a girl, then when you finish, rolling over and going "Well, I'm gonna miss that..."

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Amazing.

InchoateHand
04-21-2005, 08:28 AM
Wow, you really are thirteen.

xadrez
04-21-2005, 08:35 AM
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After you find your vagina, the next step will be removing the sand.

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I suggest you draw a nice, warm sit-bath.

PoBoy321
04-21-2005, 08:37 AM
Flash Fridays?

Sounds like a poor man's Whip 'Em Out Wednesday.