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Dynasty
04-19-2005, 05:14 PM
Knowing most of you, you guessed right.


Woman Caught Stealing Cell Phone In Her Intimate Place

Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:25 am

Romanian officers questioned 34-year-old woman Ruxandra Gardian and her female friend after witnesses say they saw her steal a cell phone in a restaurant.

Upon searching, the police found no evidence and was about to release her, but the owner insisted the pair had taken it, and suggested they call the number.

After a muffled ringing was heard coming from somewhere underneath the woman's skirt, the pair was taken into custody and strip-searched. And to an astonishment of the female officer, the NEC cell phone was found; in her intimate hiding place.

Officer Aurel Popescu commented, "I've seen a lot in my time as a policeman but never anything like this." The rightful owner has since filed an insurance claim, refusing to have it returned, saying it is damaged beyond repair.


http://www.mobiledia.com/news/29671.html

Lottery Larry
04-19-2005, 05:16 PM
I bet the phone goes for a fortune on eBay

Alobar
04-19-2005, 05:16 PM
lol, good stuff.

Let that be a lesson to all women, if youa re going to steal a phone, at least put it on vibrate before you shove it up your cooter /images/graemlins/smile.gif

TimM
04-19-2005, 06:07 PM
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at least put it on vibrate before you shove it up your cooter /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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That might be just as obvious. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[censored]
04-19-2005, 06:08 PM
Awesome.

SinCityGuy
04-19-2005, 07:12 PM
This gives new meaning to the phrase, "ring my bell".

bernie
04-20-2005, 01:36 AM
I just saw this on a porno. A gal had it on vibrate and called herself from a landline.

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CrazyN8
04-20-2005, 01:41 AM
no one going to touch the "muffled" ring? Too easy?

KDawgCometh
04-20-2005, 01:51 AM
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no one going to touch the "muffled" ring? Too easy?

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but it had to be said

Ass Master
04-20-2005, 03:01 AM
Her butthole?

BusterStacks
04-20-2005, 03:03 AM
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no one going to touch the "muffled" ring? Too easy?

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Let's just hope it wasn't a gurgling sound.

peachy
04-20-2005, 03:15 AM
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Her butthole?

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id wager the other hole