funny sayings that aren't

[asofel]

I'm at a bar last night with a friend, and he's asked if he wants another beer. He replies "Is the Pope still Catholic?" I told him that actually, the Pope was dead. His brain locked for a second or two until he muttered '...well I'll take one anyway'.

Other 'funny' sayings?

[istewart]

Where is the humor?

[asofel]

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Where is the humor?

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there isn't, that's my point...i guess the thought that the Pope might not be Catholic at some point is hilarious in some way I haven't figured out?

[istewart]

"Is Shaq still black?" /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[asofel]

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"Is Shaq still black?" /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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great example if you had actually heard someone say that...

its the same kind of [censored] like "has hell frozen over?" instead of simply saying 'no'

[chaas4747]

Does a bear [censored] in the woods?

[asofel]

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Does a bear [censored] in the woods?

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exactly

[shant]

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Does the pope [censored] in the woods?

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[Jazza]

do you see why?

[istewart]

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do you see why?

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